Void Journal

"It may be that from time to time I have considerable information to communicate, and you may question the way in which I organize it." -Lt. Comm. Data

[disgustinggf]

this blog is brought to u by someone unmedicated

[momegranates]

Watching The Terror in our cold-ass basement for ✨maximum immersion✨

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[apenitentialprayer]

You are entrusted with your child for a short period and need to help him build skills during that time. Your job is to teach your child the skills he needs so he can go out on his own and survive the best he can. A good parent is not one who has all the rules and solutions; it is one who says, “I have to get my child ready for the world.” Because whatever you don’t teach your child, life will, and life is not as kind. As children grow older, you will still act as rule enforcer, but gradually they will develop the ability to make their own decisions. As a parent, you give them the tools to make good decisions. You teach them to make their own decisions by slowly giving them more responsibility and more opportunities to make choices, as related to their age.

Suzy Giordano

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[momegranates]

Finally, a card I can give my buddy who’s about to get stuck in a time loop

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[tyronepowerbottom]

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

[ralfmaximus]

Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

[captain-price-returns]

bluesky is that one friend that is too woke

[danielkahndyke]

sorry it’s actually so fucking crazy thinking abt how certain places have banned burqinis like literally making a woman take her clothes off in public like that shit is so fascist

[danielkahndyke]

genuinely horrific like that’s law mandated sexual assault & we just let it happen. hello. can anyone hear me.

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[poisonedcure]

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

[lastoneout]

I don’t think the club could handle her

[euphreana-reblogs]

WAIT IS IT??

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO YES

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[momegranates]

A friend recommended getting rose-tinted glasses for eye strain/migraines and holy shit I can open my eyes??? I’ve been squinting this whole time??? No afternoon headache??? Revolutionary; I must pass it on

[punkrock-bottom]

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

[milf--adjacent]