churchtarts headcanons... @kevinpricethebottomisallamerican
Poptarts' sister used to dance ballet and he also wanted to but his parents didn't let him. it was too "girly". he's still extremely passionate about it.
Church constantly feels like he needs to protect the people close to him, whether it be physically or emotionally. He experiences extreme guilt when he can't. (he always had to protect his mom, he feels helpless if he cant be useful.)
Church is really good at boxing.
Church is really bad at handling his own emotions. One small mistake could make him have a full-blown mental breakdown. Nobody ever taught him how to soothe himself.
Poptarts can puke from anything, even just a really bad smell.
Poptarts is very insecure about how lanky he is.
Church gets teased for being short, but usually it doesnt affect him.
Poptarts used to be in his Church's(heh) choir, singing up to C sharp. His voice didnt drop drastically, he can still hit the notes with only some difficulty.
When Poptarts told Church about how he "accidentally" looked at a playboy, Church shared a similar story, but his magazine was a men's underwear one. Whoopsie.
Church is extremely insecure of his sexual and romatic experience, being self-concious about every single detail, down to the way he purses his lips for a kiss.
Shockingly, Poptarts is the perverted one. He sneaks in comments and suggestive touches almost constantly, and none of the Elders catch on. (Except for Kevin, and he cant quite convince Connor. "But...he's so cute!") Church pretends to hate it, but secretly does it when no ones watching (and everyone sees.)
Church is VERY bad at being subtle. He will just straight up say "let's makeout. now." and thats ALL thzt he needs to get poptarts going
Church LOVES bottoming, but god does he never admit it. "Its more convenient", "im clean anyway" , "im tired, i cant move my hips" ,and thats amazing because Poptats LOVES TOPPING CHURCH!
Church hated his dad, but cant help but notice their similarities, so he hates himself too.
Church thinks he is worthless and that he will only cause Poptarts sorrow.
Church unknowingly self harms by punching things.
Poptarts sleep mumbles, usually things like "Jamie...fuck...". It keeps Connor more awake than his hell dreams.
Poptarts bites his nails until they bleed.
Poptarts has sensory issues from long nails, which make his nail biting even worse.
Church learnt how to make manicures just to help Poptarts with his nail-biting habits.
Church has intrusive thoughts that make him hate himself even more.
Church smiles like crazy because he figured out people like him better that way. He doesn't force a smile around Poptarts.
Poptarts is concerned that he will have a receding hairline in 20 years.
Church is scared of the dark. It makes him feel helpless. It makes him an easy target.
Poptarts and Connor sometimes stay up dancing, dont tell anyone.
Poptarts is Connor's favourite Elder, dont tell anyone.
Poptarts doesn't want to hurt himself anymore. He wants to stop thinking he's sick. He can't.
Church is the only person who knows about the severity of Poptarts' hypochondria "episodes", and the only one EVER who has been able to help him. Everyone else either thought he was being dramatic, didnt care enough or thought he just wanted attention. Poptarts needs to handle them alone, but he cant. Not yet.
Poptarts still sleeps with his childhood blanket, it reminds him of his sister.
Poptarts is knitting Church a blanket out of granny squares.
Poptarts learnt how to knit from his sister, who was taught by her mother. He only started doing it more after Connor encouraged him to.
Church loves tiramisu, its his favourite dessert.
Poptarts has an insane sweet tooth, but has a weird enjoyment for ribs.
Church used to know how to play the trumpet. He forgot.
Church was really bad at stepdancing at first and he desperately wanted to quit. It was Poptarts who encouraged him and kept him confident.
Poptarts is the only person who can actually soothe Church when he blows up.
Poptarts massages Church's shoulder and face when Church is stressed.
Poptarts is the only person Church feels comfortable with.
Poptarts can only unmask around Church.
Church isn't very good at school. He ca barely (haha barelyapersonatall) do simple equations. He probably has discalculia but hes on his mission right now so hes too busy for that.
Poptarts wants to become a nurse.
Poptarts is the nicest nurse In town...
Church ties Poptarts' ties for him. If not Church, Connor. If not Connor, Micheals. If not Micheals...no tie.
Church's first plane trip was the one to Uganda.