tq 2 @momliss - Tumblr Blog

he got that nose, hair, eyebrows

Tom Riddle watching weird new student destroy everyone in the DADA:

When his love language is a physical touch

Harry: I'm leaving you!

Tom: Is it because i act like I know everything?

Harry: YES.

Tom: I knew it.

Harry: Has anyone told you that you look handsome today?

Tom: Well, not yet.

Harry: I'm glad.

Tom: Lately, I've been wondering if I have a big ego.

Harry: Oh, so you final-

Tom: You know, Harry, sometimes I can't help but notice how different I am from everyone else.

Harry: Um, oka-

Tom: It's like I'm operating on a higher level of sophistication, while everyone else is just, well, simple.

Harry: ...

Tom: I mean, it's not my fault I'm more... enlightened than the average person, right?

Harry: Harry: I had hopes just 2 minutes ago, but well.. what was I expecting, right?

*Tom elegantly sneaking through the window into Harry's room*

Harry: When I slam the door in front of your face, you can't just come in through the window.. THIS IS NOT HOW BREAK-UPS WORK!

tq 2