Hazing army (A closed Rp post with @momma-haida-rp)
A few months before the wedding as the Kopa army decided to haze Jake. As while he was sleeping, a few Koopa’s tip toe into Bowser’s room. They picked Jake up, dragged him away, and out the room…
A few hours later, as the sun starting to rise, hitting his face. As the sound of a earthquake, getting louder and louder… like a herd of wild Buffalos coming…
“Huh?” Jake was surprised by the sun since he was now outside of the room and of course the approaching stampede. “What happened and where am I?”
And just like that, a wave of Charging chucks ran around him, before one stopped and showed off their ass before sitting on him the hot sweaty ass now coated him before running off.
“Gah!!!!!” The ass completely swallowed him up amd drenched him in sweat before it spit him back out. “Oh come on.”
**A few hours of dodging them (And getting lunched into the air by them) Later. As he made it to the bathroom to get rid of the swamp ass smell from him.**
“Ugh. Why are these girls just so obsessed with me?”
**As he reached the Door, the sound of kamek’s magic wond going off, as it made him turn back to miss seeing him. As he turned to look at the door as he open it, to see Kammy… drying off…
“OY! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING YOU PERV!” She yelled before blasting him with her wand, turning him into…
He yells. “I’m sorry. I didn’t see anything.” He closed his eyes and didn’t realize he was hit.
**As he now have bunny ears, and white fur now. With Kamek’s laughing behind a wall…**
“What the? Why am I a white rabbit?”
“GET OUT!” She yelled as a magical hand was made and pushed him out before closing the door
“I’m sorry, Kammy. Please you have to change me back. I can’t stay like this.”
“TOO BAD! 24 HOURS, OR A PERMANENT ONE!” She yelled as she turned on the water to tune him out
“What? I can’t be a rabbit for a whole day!!!!!!”
**As the water was now louder, making it hard to hear…**
He sighs and tries to find someone to help him
**Hours of looking later. (And hours of the troops bulling him) As he was in the cafeteria area. Eating carrots…**
“Best junk food a rabbit can find.”
**Just then, two fat lips poof up on his lips.**
“Huh wha tha.”
As the feeling of a wave from behind, as it was… Wendy. Giving her a kiss like a joke with a smile.
“W-wendy? What are you doing?:
As she went back to eating, as a Crown was right by his foot.
“I-i what?” He was confused as he looked at the crown.
As it was put on him as was now a female.
Just as they where about to laugh… a Dry bone yelled: “SHE’S COMING!!!” Turning him back to normal as Bowser walked in.
“Huh? What?” Jake still didn’t know why they kept messing with him.
*lAs she waddle in, Tiredness on her face as she waddle to grab her mug of coffee and bag of sugar…
Jake saw his fiancé and she looked so beautiful.
“Hey, Sweetheart. I didn’t feel you in bed. What happened?” She asked with a hint of worry in her voice
“Huh? Oh, some of the minions decided to mess with me.”
As she chuckled, sounding… dark.
“You said What?” She growled as she look at him with a hint of rage growing
“Yeah. Before we get married.”
**As she heard that… then blush.**
“MAR…MAR… MAR… MARRIED?!?” She yelled out, blushing hard
“What?”
“I NEVER TALK ABOUT MARRIAGE!!!” She yelled, fully red now
“Aren’t we getting married like next week?”
“WHAT?!?” She yelled in more shock as she’s fully red
“Did you forget?”
“You never asked!” She answered as she runs away from him, embarrassed.
“I-i what?”
“You know, your not that bright when she’s in the Room?” The mouse solder joked with a look
“Who are you?”
“Mouser. The boss lady’s left hand physical woman~.” She said passing him a bomb with a female gender on it as she’s walked away
“Wait what?” Jake tried to throw away the bomb.
**As it was too late as it was a short fuse. Blowing up and instead of blowing him up, a puff of pink cloud hit him, as he was now a female Wolf…**
“Why am I a girl again!?!?!?”
“Because it’s funny in your Hazing.” A voice said as the sat right next to him
“My name is Mole. Brother of Wart, and second in command of the dream world.” She said with a smile on her face
“Wait is Bowser forgetting about the wedding about it too?”
This got her to blush… looking around with fear on her face….
“What’s wrong?”
“…Reasons…” She answered as she hiding something
“What reasons? I have been messed with all day long.”
Sweating harder…
“Well?”
“OK FINE! My brother and I thought it would be funny if we gave you the dream of getting Married!” She cried as she couldn’t take it anymore
"Wait? So I'm not getting married?"
