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if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer
im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don't cut this shit out right now
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@momo-senpei
boss makes a dollar I make a dime
flat top grill penis on company time
if you say so, tumblr user nutsacktorturer
im frying all of you on the penis griddle if you don't cut this shit out right now
Tokay gecko
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Coco & Purrl 🌱
✿ villagers chilling half hidden
do you think waka has ever come up with a coherent plan. all he knows is play flute and lie
GBSKFGS FAIR
thrh call me lucky fisherman because somethang always biting on my Pole
somethang always biting on my Pole
Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.
Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!
Pad en pad.
Een paddenpaadje.
A road of toads.
I trode on the toad road
I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have
Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away
Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours
Tumblr is like animal crossing and blocking porn bots is weeding
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.
I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"
let me eat oats out of your hands i promise i'll be niceys this time
i was lying. fingers fingers fingers fingers fingers fin-
Saw a photo of a pigmy seahorse for the first time and it looks like the personification of illness
World’s most sick man
Having a conversation and hug with a 50+ year old nonbinary butch who just got top surgery and has never had a conversation with another transgender person before, and they told me with tears in their eyes that they waited 50 years for their happiness and never once did they think they would meet someone like them and I just
We've always been here. We've always been here.
What's your favorite sport? 🤔
Football (Soccer)
American Football
Cricket
Hockey
Tennis
Racing
Baseball
Rugby
Basketball
Figure Skating
Other
I'm not a sports fan at all.