Honor Calls

Side bar Portrait by: Staff of Illustrations! Avatar by: CloudKBD

[wcndersoul]

[dynamohedron]

what the fuck is this thing.

[empathviv]

Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...

[zmeess]

Essek and Caleb at Jester and Fjord's wedding party, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

tip jar!

[partyinthemysterymachine]

if you even care :/

[momopeachchild]

@baronvonriktenstein

Juni for you! coloring is hard lol

[sha-brytols]

literally nothing will ever be funnier than this oneshot kill from merrill

[gronnulv]

Good boy (Bagel)

[sunsetoverdose]

Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong.

[aropride]

the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........

[peachymermaids]

–"You don't pay attention to templars, Qunari or politics, but you notice kittens?"

–"Templars, Qunari, and politics don't meow and attack your feet when you're buying food."

wanted to illustrate one of my favorite banters in da2!! merrill, my beloved<33

[morticianart]

Daisy

[baronvonriktenstein]

Playing with the idea of Juniper having heterochromia where the eye that eventually gets ripped out of his face is so fucking bright and startling. @momopeachchild suggested green and I do love green eyes, though I wonder if blue would be better haha

Doesn't matter either way, that eye is leaving him forever soon. i AM actually open to thoughts on this one

[momopeachchild]

Here me out

The BROWN eye is the one that gets ripped out. you can put any color eye you want in that socket

[punkerduckiememes]

[punkerduckiememes]

[punkerduckiememes]

[remirtillo]

what's wrong with him

[prokopetz]

Saying this as though an eight-foot-tall furry who sips herbal tea with his pinky out, wears absurdly tiny reading glasses, has strong opinions about English translations of the Odyssey, and also fucks like a werewolf wouldn't rule this site like a king.

[aqueerkettleofish]

It should be noted that the experiment that made him blue and furry also caused him to emit pheromones that made him irresistible to women. He was, in fact, one of two Avengers to have this trait.

[catboybiologist]

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he'd be like "lol that's a sick troll you're epic" and you'd be like "diogenes no i'm serious" and he'd be like "lol that's even better lmao those guys are so mad about it" and then he'd start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium

[catboybiologist]

I just had an idea for a really dumb comedy sketch where a transphobe starts ranting about what really makes a women a woman, and diogenes returns each time with a different cis woman or outwardly femme intersex person that doesn't meet the criteria saying "behold, a man!"

"a woman has XX chromosomes"

*Diogenes with an androgen insensitive XY cis woman*: behold, a man!

"Nono, a woman can bear children!"

*Diogenes with someone who has medical complications associated with pregnancy*: "behold, a man!"

"nono, a woman produces the large gamete"

*Diogenes with a postmenopausal cis woman* "behold, a man!"

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Some idiot: only women can produce eggs!

*Diogenes holds up a chicken* Behold! A woman!