Basically, Fandom Appreciation/ Trash Diary

"i think the fact that catz will disappear for three weeks and then come back and say things like "bood" is part of the reason she's our caduceus." Just one Gremlin Girl, writing smut and reblogging Stuff. you can find me on ao3 at catzgirl!

[kuttithevangu]

One of you should adopt this dog so I can look at him more

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

literally two days after I reblogged this this dog showed up in my yard

reblog to spawn a dark brindle pit with white socks and chest splash within one week

[weepylucifer]

there's something just amazing about john gaius being all "i saved the world, but not for me", blatantly riffing off of lord of the rings, which no one will ever call him on, bc he's the only person who remembers lord of the rings. to make matters worse better more, he's not even quoting the book. he's quoting the movie. so lame, you think, and then you remember where the movies were filmed and about the hobbit tax and the maōri stuntpeople who only ever got to play "evil ugly" orcs and easterlings and all of that and oh boy it's all connected here isn't it

but it also is unambiguously hilarious of him to compare himself to frodo. it's like if frodo set out to destroy sauron but orcs kept trying to arrest the fellowship and call him a charlatan on the middle earth news or whatever and also halfway through he gets hit up by gondor and they tell him that denethor just died and they need him to use the ring to reanimate his corpse and he just does it. and in the end frodo loses it and destroys all of middle earth except sauron who runs away on a spaceship

[weepylucifer]

wait hold up i'm back. i was going to be all "how dare you stand where he stood" but then i remembered what actually happened, famously, to frodo: he failed at the last step. he claimed the ring. (he just was lucky gollum happened to be there and disaster was averted.) he tried very hard, but in the end, he just couldn't do what he'd set out to do. sure yeah i can maybe see how jod would relate to that

[katakaluptastrophy]

Perhaps also relevant:

Gollum's last moments before descending under the Misty Mountains:

After Frodo begins experiencing possessiveness for the Ring:

And John, and C— and N—'s wedding:

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[kushblazer666]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

[youngerfrankenstein]

To put it very bluntly.

You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.

[assiraphales]

imagine living before it was common knowledge that some birds have the capability to not only mimic noises but can TALK. if I heard a disembodied voice from the trees I too would think a demon was after my soul. where’s my damn crucifix

[joyflameball]

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]

[rokkazu]

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

[rokkazu]

do you see the issue now

[ozempicofficial]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[kosmogrl]

not god’s strongest soldier, not god’s weakest soldier but a secret third thing

[westiec]

conscientious objector

[catholicapothecary]

[justalittlesolarpunk]

This is the foundation of all hope btw. In the words of Tolkien, 'despair is for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.'

[protectivepie52]

They pay me in woims.

[chrispineofficial]

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

[chrispineofficial]

i’m obsessed with you. shall we get married

[thulium]