[momsittera]

gonna   move   steve   from   a   sideblog   to   his   own   blog,   make   icons…   and   write   a   lot   more.

[momsittera]

‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’

the   last   thing   steve   wanted   to   do   was   get   involved   with   BILLY   HARGROVE.   .   .      but   when   it   came   to   that   fight   at   the   byers   house,   his   mindset   had   changed   for   the   better.   “ 𝐈'𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 ― ”   a sigh.    “   where   the   hell   do   i   sign   up   ?   ”   he   paused.   “   but   if   i   lose   any   teeth   -   it’s   on   you,   kid.”

[momsittera]

𝐈𝐌 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑   !     not     a     fighter     !

INDEPENDENT,   PRIVATE,   &   SELECTIVE    𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙏𝙊𝙉

FROM NETFLIX’S STRANGER THINGS

𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 & 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙠𝙖𝙩

[hdmimemes]

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

[momsittera]

ITS   FINgEr   LiccKIn   gOoD

[momsittera]

𝐈𝐌 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑   !     not     a     fighter     !

INDEPENDENT,   PRIVATE,   &   SELECTIVE    𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙏𝙊𝙉

FROM NETFLIX’S STRANGER THINGS

𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 & 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙠𝙖𝙩

[notanotherhockeyblog95]

Nancy’s a baddie now.

I love my mom. :’)

(Aka Steve not Nancy)

[euphorkia]

Legend has it that if you whisper “damn, I want a dad” to a baseball bat three times, Steve Harrington will appear and protect you

[momsittera]

mama’s   home    !

[momsittera]

“STEVE I HUT MY HEAD AND IT HURTS.”

    ❝ WHAT DID I SAY     about     running     around     in     the     house    ?     i    KNEW    this    would     happen.    c’mon,     we’ll    go    get    you    some    ice,    DICKHEAD.    ❞ 

[lassoway]

[losermade-deactivated20180813]

@momsitter

[momsittera]

Hey mom, can you drop it like it's hot? Asking for a friend.

    ❝ DAMN STRAIGHT !        &     yes,    i     can     teach     you    —-    i    mean…    your    ‘friend.’    just     promise     you     two    won't     be     ‘dropping it'     after     bedtime.     ❞

[momsittera]

DAD MY DICK FELL OFF

    ❝ I —- JUST,   did you ever    try,    you    know...    looking    down    ?    ❞  

[momsittera]

“If you ring those dumb jingle bells one more time, I will wring your neck.”

    ❝ OKAY RANDOM GIRL,      that's     a     no     !     jeez,    someone’s    not    in    the    holiday    spirit.     brighten    up,    will    you    ?    ❞

[momsittera]

"how do you tell someone you like them?"-Richie

    ❝ SLOW DOWN, ROMEO ! THE KEY IS —-       before    you    get    into    any    of    that     you    really    have    to    reel    her    in.    first    to    get    her    interested    you    just    act    like    you…       DON’T CARE.     but     tone    down    the    trash    talk,     it    looks    like     you’re    trying    too    hard…      WHO     is     this     girl     anyway    ?    ❞

[momsittera]

' pull over. i'm gonna puke. '

    ❝ HI I’M GONNA PUKE,     i’m     dad.     i     mean      SORRY.      i’m     gonna     pull     over     now     just…   JUST  DON’T     puke      in     my     car     !     i     just     had     my     baby     cleaned.    ❞