*Miles Edgeworth voice* Ah fuck.

Miles, 32. He/it. Asexual, transgender, gay as hell. I draw stuff, bake, and scream into a microphone a lot. Header image by @gaast

[otowonder]

My knowledge was called upon

[stickyfrogs]

Jens has heard Dinner Night Noises and he has come to Investigate!

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[guineapiggies]

Via hmonji_

[odddogs]

(source)

this cat has more followers than i can fathom honestly a lot of people know about this cat... that's pretty close to immortality

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[tahthetrickster]

asking the level 1 wizard pc if a 36 hits just to feel something

[coolkidsofhistory]

“My Dad with David Bowie on vacation in Greece, 1988”

[imaseawitch]

[vxinri]

best comments from the reddit thread this pic is from

[monadolaguz]

WE GOT BABY ISOPODS ON THE POTATO SLICE YALL!!!!!!!!!!!

[teathattast]

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 31

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[king-the-pathetic]

Has King ever taken a dna test?

He has not but I'd like to get one done eventually. I mostly refer to him as a long haired Chihuahua out of convenience. He originally came from a pretty shit backyard Chihuahua breeder that a relative found on Facebook. He was then gifted to me a bit after a dog very dear to me passed away

He definitely has a very high % of Chihuahua but I'm not absolutely certain that he's 100% Chihuahua. It's possible that he's purebred but poorly bred. Overall he's just not built very well, his joints sometimes lock and click.

This nice Chihuahua looks like King if King wasn't put together with craft glue and popsicle sticks

King for comparison:

But of course it's not exactly apples to apples since King is neutered (changed his coat some) and he isn't groomed or posed for show.

[dyke-dyke-goose]

does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??

[would-you-like-some-soup]

reblog to tell prev they're too skinny and that they should eat like a donut or twenty

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Tuck him out 😈

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

[fifty-shadesofgay]

[tucks him back in]