(( send me the headcanon asks losers ))

tannertan36
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
Peter Solarz

roma★
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
almost home
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kaledo Art

JVL
No title available
Game of Thrones Daily
occasionally subtle

JBB: An Artblog!

Love Begins
hello vonnie

Origami Around
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Iraq
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from Indonesia

seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
@monarkey
(( send me the headcanon asks losers ))
Munch munch. Selene's sitting on the floor eating from a lunch box filled to the brim with expensive cookies. "Mmm~"
"Ummm... Hello?"
"…Ah, hello there miss. Is there something you need?"
"….."
Er.
"…I’m Detective Bobby Fulbright. You are…?"
???
What time is it? Time to pretend that she said nothing awkward. "Selene Chernobyl! I work as a maid for a friend~"
There's a Ghost in The Little Girl's Room? ( closed rp with ask-ellie-layton-flint )
"… While she has that thing on the back of her head, this is not her room. Merely the spare room."
"...Spare room...?
Well...
...this was awkward.
It's safe to say that attempting to live among humans was the most awkward part of her present days. Selene blinked. Once. Twice. Thrice.
Time to make up some sort of excuse on why she was in the spare room.
"I...
But I swear, I saw a stuffed doll or two of hers..."
"Ummm... Hello?"
"…Ah, hello there miss. Is there something you need?"
"Money. I need money. I am bribing you for something, I think. I have connections with the mafia, you see." Pause. This was downright awkward. "Just kidding! Except the last one. That's partly true."
"Hello Madame!" The little girl smiled gently.
"Good day."
[She answered back to the young child.]
"How are you today?"
"I'm fine, Madame, th-thank you..."
(( Lastly, René Ange/Selene Chernobyl, Terry’s familiar! UwU ))
Headcanon meme - send me a symbol and I'll describe my muse's...
❣ - hands
❤ - voice
۵ - feet
❦ - lips
ø - eyes
ღ - nose
♮ - body type
♫ - singing voice
✮ - sleeping habits
✉ - texting habits
✿ - laugh
✍ - writing style
⌨ - time-wasting habits
❅ - keeping warm/keeping cool techniques
✎ - taste in music/literature
☤ - self care/first aid habits
✪ - favourite food/eating habits
☁ - ideal holiday
✄ - nervous habits
☂ - sadness
❈ - ideal birthday
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr
Dessie? They’re talking about Descole in Ace Attorney? Well Mask✩DeMasque does remind me of Randall…….
(( OH GOD I DO TOO ))
ask-ellie-layton-flint:
"… What on Earth did Terry do in here? Is that one of those weird doll things she had?" She started to look around for the doll that was making the noise, making sure everything was put back neatly and tidily.
The shrill and dreadful “music” abruptly halted, and the lights turned off.
Just then, yet another sound was heard. But at least, it wasn’t as horrible as the music. After all, that was the sound of fabric being torn into two, or rather, something being scratched by a cat’s claw.
And the lights turned on yet again, and there was a big tear on the blanket! The still-invisible Selene Chernobyl smirked, before turning the lights off the third time.
She looked at the torn carpet and sighed. "Great. I’m gonna have to sell this place… Oh joy."
The unseeable familiar stood up on the bed, and used her magical ability to repair the tear on the blanket. And the room’s lights turned back on- and where the tear was a pile of rose petals, or rather, I should say that the petals were scattered all over the bed. But no, they weren’t red or pink or white- they were of the loveliest, shiniest golden color.
And on top of all those rose petals was a surprised brunette that appeared to be eight years of age and held a conductor’s baton with a ribbon in her hands. She gasped upon realizing that her invisibility spell wore off.
"Oh…! Oh dear…"
"… Okay, I knew Terry did some weird stuff, but who the hell are you? Are you another invention of hers?" She looked curiously at the girl, before examining the rose petals. "Are these real gold…?"
She shook her head, a bit nervous but trying to act calm. After all, she had to act all cool like that. "I- I’m her familiar…" Selene murmured.
"Her familiar? What do you mean?" Ellie looked back up at her, slightly confused.
"Let’s see…" She tapped her left palm with the end of her baton. An old book appeared in her left hand, followed by a couple of golden rose petals. The familiar opened the book, browsing through it’s contents for a moment. "So a familiar’s some sort of magic assistant. They are basically magic animals, magic tools, etcetera. I fall under the latter category, I suppose. I trust that you don’t need a lengthier explanation?~"
"Ah, alright. So how come you’re still here? I thought you would have gone with Terry…"
"She ordered me to maintain her room..."
"I dare you to find a way that a pair of lovers could be killed at the same time."
Both Lecter’s looked at each other before shrugging and both pulling out guns, aiming it at the others head. “Bang. That’s how.” One Lecter said before the other followed on “Or poison both their food. Die at the same time.” They both smirked and tilted their head. “There are many ways.” Both Lecter’s said at the same time.
"Interesting answers, pupupu~ I've made up one though! Just get the lovers to waltz together, get a sword, the pierce them right through the heart~" The little girl smiled eerily.
A human child, huh. Selene looked at the baby curiously. Were infants THIS cute? Maybe, maybe not. She just continued staring at her.
"Aou?" Looking up, Angela saw the girl staring at her. Rolling on to her little bum, the blonde also stared at Selene. It looks like the two was having a staring contest.
Being able to participate in the lives of ordinary humans was ridiculously nostalgic. This baby was very cute, and the familiar couldn’t resist the urge to pick her up. She crouched and opened her arms, as if gesturing to the other to come a little closer.
Watching as the girl opened her arms, the baby smiled happily. She would be happy to give a hug, because Angela thinks hugs make people happy. Crawling into Selene’s arms, the little blonde presses her cheek against the familiar’s chest. Cooing happily, the baby giggled happily. “Aiiii~!” Reaching up, she gave Selene an open mouth kiss on the cheek.
She chuckled as the baby kissed her on the cheek. Such a cute, cute girl…
In return, Selene gently kissed her nose, before giggling. "You’re so cute! What’s your name, P-petite Mademoiselle?"
Not understand what the girl was saying, the little blonde tilted her head to the side. “Aou?” Still to young to comprehend speech, Angela did a little wiggle dance in Selene’s arms. “Aiii~!” That was when her stomach growled. Staring at her tummy, she gently pats at it before turning her gaze back the brunette. “Foo foo!”
Food? Surely this baby would be okay with magic food... Right? She thought. "Wait!~" She exclaimed, and then put the baby down. Afterwards, she pulled out a conductor's baton with a ribbon tied around the handle from her bag, and tapped her hand with it. The next moment, a small feeding bottle was in her hands, which she offered to Angela.
ask-ellie-layton-flint:
"… What on Earth did Terry do in here? Is that one of those weird doll things she had?" She started to look around for the doll that was making the noise, making sure everything was put back neatly and tidily.
The shrill and dreadful “music” abruptly halted, and the lights turned off.
Just then, yet another sound was heard. But at least, it wasn’t as horrible as the music. After all, that was the sound of fabric being torn into two, or rather, something being scratched by a cat’s claw.
And the lights turned on yet again, and there was a big tear on the blanket! The still-invisible Selene Chernobyl smirked, before turning the lights off the third time.
She looked at the torn carpet and sighed. "Great. I’m gonna have to sell this place… Oh joy."
The unseeable familiar stood up on the bed, and used her magical ability to repair the tear on the blanket. And the room’s lights turned back on- and where the tear was a pile of rose petals, or rather, I should say that the petals were scattered all over the bed. But no, they weren’t red or pink or white- they were of the loveliest, shiniest golden color.
And on top of all those rose petals was a surprised brunette that appeared to be eight years of age and held a conductor’s baton with a ribbon in her hands. She gasped upon realizing that her invisibility spell wore off.
"Oh…! Oh dear…"
"… Okay, I knew Terry did some weird stuff, but who the hell are you? Are you another invention of hers?" She looked curiously at the girl, before examining the rose petals. "Are these real gold…?"
She shook her head, a bit nervous but trying to act calm. After all, she had to act all cool like that. "I- I’m her familiar…" Selene murmured.
"Her familiar? What do you mean?" Ellie looked back up at her, slightly confused.
"Let's see..." She tapped her left palm with the end of her baton. An old book appeared in her left hand, followed by a couple of golden rose petals. The familiar opened the book, browsing through it's contents for a moment. "So a familiar's some sort of magic assistant. They are basically magic animals, magic tools, etcetera. I fall under the latter category, I suppose. I trust that you don't need a lengthier explanation?~"
"W-what's with your suit thing?"
”.. Do you mean my uniform?”
The girl pouted. "What do you mean, it’s classified!?"
"It means I shouldn’t tell you what my job is. It’s very important and I don’t want you slowing any progress."
"...Awwwww...!"