Kill Em With Kindness
Rating: T Word Count: 6.5k written for EGF 2024
Summary: Simon’s been stalking me again, stuck to me like a shadow, but it’s felt decidedly different than fifth year. No glares. No smoky, rage-fueled magick. No accusations of plotting. Just thoughtful glances and kindness after kindness after...
I feel my breath turn sharp and ragged.
Is this it? Am I already dying?
Or: Baz is a puddle of sadness. Dev and Niall don’t seem to care. Simon can’t stand any of it. Shenanigans ensue.
Knock Your Socks Off
Rating: T Word Count: 4.3k
Summary: I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright
Or: Baz steals Simon’s socks. All hell breaks loose.
The Eternal Life of Baz Pitch
Rating: M Word Count: 42k
Summary: England, 1708: a young man risks everything in exchange for the chance to love and be loved—and is cursed as a result.
Thus begins the heart-wrenching and epic story of Baz Pitch, who will suffer centuries in search of a life and love for the ages. * an Invisible Life of Addie LaRue AU*
The Boy Next Door
Rating: M Word Count: 47k
Summary: Simon is a disaster. An utter disappointment. (Or at least, he feels that way.) Looking for a fresh start and some direction, he moves in with his Gran, who happens to live next door to the most mysterious boy Simon has ever met. A boy who never leaves his home. A boy no one ever visits. Determined to befriend his lonely neighbour, Simon ends up changing both of their lives in the process. * part of a series that includes several epilogue shorts*
The Reason for The Season
Rating: T Word Count: 1.6k a collab with @thewholelemon
Summary: Dev’s feeling angsty because Baz hasn’t been prioritizing their friendship as the precious gift that it is. He and Niall are determined to help Baz and Simon remember that the true reason for the season is time spent with friends and the meaningful traditions that bring us together. (Even if those traditions might land you on Santa’s naughty list.)
Beautiful Things
Rating: M Word Count: 4.4k a collab with @rimeswithpurple written for EGF 2025
Summary: “Just know” he says, “that I’d do anything for you. That I’d let you do anything to me. There is nothing about you I don’t want.” — Any Way The Wind Blows, Ch. 52
When Baz stumbles upon a sexy winged harness at an adult entertainment store, the boys bring home so much more than just a new toy.
Better Than This
Rating: T Word Count: 5.5k
Summary: Baz is headed back to uni, and he’s worried about leaving Simon unsupervised for so long. Ever the plotter, Baz decides to help Simon find a pastime.
A recipe for love in four delicious steps.
Smile Like You Mean It *removed from ao3*
Summary: Simon Snow Cadwallader was supposed to stay gone. He kissed Baz, left for California, and never looked back, so Baz had no choice but to move on. Four years later, Simon shows up again at cheer tryouts with a new look, a new last name, and a new approach to life—an approach that doesn’t include Baz. As senior year unfolds, both boys find themselves dealing with the pain of their pasts and the uncertainty of their futures.
Knit Wits
Rating: T Word Count: 3.7k a collab with @thewholelemon
Summary: When Baz picks up a birthday present for Mordelia at Knit Wits, his local specialty yarn shop, he ends up picking up much more than he bargained for.
The Watford Writing Center
Rating: M Chapters: 10/10 (5,500 words)
Summary: Simon Snow has a term paper due and no one to help him proofread. Out of time and ideas, he turns to The Watford Writing Center. When Simon shares the wrong file with peer editor Baz Pitch, his “knight” inevitably goes off the rails!
