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godddd ilya pretending he’s gonna leave in the middle of their first hookup just to manufacture a situation where he gets to pin shane down with his body and promise not to leave him, man stop playing with your food he has anxiety

hrgifs

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

holyfuckingweed

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 12/?

Part 11

Back on my bullshit again

magneto-burrito

wyatthazy

ilya helping and supporting shane with shane's parents. and, well, more helping.

aslongasitsblack

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

holyfuckingweed

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 1/?

blond-shell

#all men do is lie

bipolar4autistic

Svetlana: bitch you’re really secretive about fucking someone named Jane in Montreal and you get really fucking weird when I mention Shane Hollander…… I’m not stupid.

Hayden: have fun with Boston Lily 😃

littlegirlinvisible

HEATED RIVALRY 1.05: I’LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING + HRTwT VERSION

holyfuckingweed

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 19/?

Part 18

I LOVE THEM AAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

hoko-onchi-writes

I’ll never get over Ilya being like no no, I must set record straight. I want to fuck your son since the literal moment I first saw him at seventeen. It was freckles. And then I fuck him. Repeatedly. For entire decade. He gave up that ass like absolute freak. He is my good little boy. Yes, that is right. Since the markets crash and millennial dream is dead. I hear on radio, then I fuck your son. We grow old together. Lovers.

weegreenbean

if you're yuna though. your son is gay and has been hiding a 10 year situationship from you, and he's in love with his rival, and then he is having a panic attack and the guy you knew as the big russian anger machine pulls him off the ledge in two seconds and THAT is when they confirm they are boyfriends. all in front of your pasta.

my-2nd-account

Shane is like: ok so I haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and you haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and we're going to spend 2 weeks in my house and I'm making you lunch and we're sleeping in the same bed and you're telling me about your mom and I'm telling you about my parents and you like me and I like you and I don't want you to marry someone else and you wish all the women you slept with were me and you will switch teams and move to my country so we can be closer to eachother and we're starting a charity to make it easier to be together and I already have our future planned because I care about this I care about us and you love me and I love you and you're kissing my ankle and you comfort me and hold me when I panic and you're meeting my parents and supporting me through it and you're drinking my dad's vodka and eating pasta at my family's house and you tell my parents that you would leave Boston for me and that I'm the only person you've ever loved. Ok great 👍

Ilya: ... your boyfr-

Shane: hold your mf horses my whAT!!!!??