nsfw . . skateboard hcs 👀👀👀
you're getting an nsfw alphabet bc hot girls get nsfw alphabets as a week-late birthday gift (NO BUT LIKE I WAS PLANNING TO WRITE A SHORT ONESHOT FOR U AAA IM SO SORRY (╯︵╰,))
"Off– Off— Yessir, yessir!" | NSFW ALPHABET
Skateboard x Reader ~ NSFW Alphabet
WARNINGS: NSFW, AFAB reader, probably OOC
A — ftercare (what they're like after sex <3)
Not really the best, actually. He'll clean himself up first, and then wipe you down. Makes it up with his jokes (which are kinda awful but don't snitch) and whatever else he tells you before dozing off. Please don't be offended by his slight carelessness, it's actually quite easier for the two of you that way.
B — ody part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their darling's <3)
Definitely his legs. It's built some muscle due to his constant skating, and he feels proud of that. It's toned, hard surface has probably surprised you the first time you straddled him. (can't blame you, like DAYUMMM 👅👅)
Skateboard appreciates all parts of you, he practically worships your body. But if there was one he'd choose, it's most likely the torso down to your waist. Curvy or not—mark my words—he WILL hold you down there while he fucks you. (Kinda self-indulgent sorry)
C — um (anything to do with cum)
Prefers to cum on your skin, whether that may be on your stomach or on the back. Even though inphernals come from a spawn point and not made through sex, he likes the look of your body coated in his own mess. It's like you're showing off that you're his. (just putting this here he fixates on his cum dripping out of ur pussy when he cums inside :3)
D — irty secret (pretty self-explanatory)
Whenever you two are outside, his eyes are EVERYWHERE on you. From the marks almost hidden by your clothes to your hips, he can't help but wonder if you'd look better with those clothes off later. His gaze usually locks in on your cleavage, or your curves, or your inner thighs.
E — xperience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
Sex is a common topic in Playground, and he's definitely had a couple flings before you: basically enough to know what he's doing. He's confident in his abilities, but he doesn't mind a helping hand to know what makes you tick as well.
F — avorite position (goes without saying...)
Can go down on you in any, but his favorite is when you bounce on his cock. What can he say? He likes the view of you riding him, face twisted in pleasure and all. Of course, he helps you out, hands on your hands as he ruts upwards to meet your flittering hole.
G — oofy (basically whimsy vs. has faced cosmic horrors /j)
Probably the most u serious in the whole cast. (if it weren't for boombox grr /hj) He likes to keep things light-hearted, reminding you to relax and making you laugh every now and then.
H — air (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes [THE FUH DOES THAT MEAN]? etc.)
Canonically, inphernals don't grow hair. Though if he did, definitely would be on the curlier side and probably be trimmed from time to time. But otherwise, he'd have a happy trail <3
I — ntimacy (romantic aspect <33)
He.. Tries. You can tell he's not really sure of himself, judging by the way each action of his is hesitant. (REASSURE HIM NOW OMG 😭😭)
J — ack off (masturbation hc)
The adrenaline from going so fast while skating makes him twitchy and over-excited, so definitely jerks off pretty often. It's advised to get rid of that energy when yourself when he's not going out.
K — ink (fuckk my favorite part 🤤🤤 /hj)
Free use — Sex is considered casual in Playground, and he's used to just pulling a random inphernal aside to get his fill. Of course, when he gets with you he genuinely locks in, but his sex drive hasn't decreased though. Of course, the free use is mutual and he is far from against you using him too, always willing to drop anything for a good time.
Praise kink — Of course the compliments belong in the bedroom too! It gets him going when you tell him how good you feel because of him, your sweet words making him want to fill you up even more :33
(putting this here uhm yes i am a stoner!skateboard believer but this alphabet might just be a carbon copy of cherry's so..)
L — ocation (favorite places to do the do)
Skateboard lives for the thrill of life, and that includes doing it outdoors, even as it's risky to do it in public. The thought of suddenly pulling you into a slightly secluded spot like an alley and pinning you down invades his mind when he sees such an area, though he'll probably have to play a bit dirty and cover your mouth when you can't keep quiet. Of course, if you don't want to, your desires can wait until you get home.
M — otivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
It gets him going wild when you show you want him too. Whether that may be teasing him, begging for his attention, or whispering sweet nothings into his ear when no one's looking (personal favorite ngl), it turns him on bad. There has probably also been more than one occasion where he sees you wearing his clothes and he immediately pins you down. The mere thought of you willingly enveloping yourself in his scent, showing off that you're his as much as he is yours makes him want to pounce on you right there and then.
N — o (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
Having experienced many one night stands before you, Skateboard is pretty flexible when it comes to fetishes. BUT, he draws the line at anything that would end in actual pain. He's not really a masochist, and he doesn't want to hurt his darling either.
O — ral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He's an absolute munch!! Honestly, with how often he gets high, the munchies kind of never stop, and he gets his fill by having his mouth on you at all times. He loves how your hips stutter as he sticks his tongue deep inside of you, how needy you are as you hips buck onto his mouth. Skateboard also loves it when you suck him off, the feeling of your mouth wrapped around his cock as you take him making him have to hold back from fucking your face. (another fav lulz <3)
P — ace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Bringing this up again; he lives for the thrill of life. Skateboard isn't known for slowing down, and it also goes for sex. Sometimes, you wonder whether or not he's a rabbit in inphernal form... (bunny!Skateboard vs. puppy!Skateboard who is gonna win gng)
Q — uickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't happen as much. Mainly because Skateboard is a greedy ass Skateboard can't get enough of the taste of you. Once he finishes a round, he can't help but go for more until the two of you are raw. Though when it does happen it'd be something like him fingering you under your clothes, usually him foreshadowing what he'll do to you once it's just the two of you.
R — isk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Listen to me when I say that he's the embodiment of the saying 'you only live once'—he's more than willing to try most things. Though you'd have to tell him about it, since he likes sticking to what he knows will make you fall apart.
S — tamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He'd last for about 2-3 rounds... If it weren't for the fact that he pushes past his overstimulation. If anything, the pain pricking him with each thrust makes it easier for him to get lost in the pleasure of thrusting into you. (TREAT HIS OVERWHELMED ASS NEOWWW)
T — oys (the bane of my existence. /srs)
Twin.. I think he doesn't really use them. Yes, he has a few that his friends got for him as a joke, (fuck you coil /hj) but i don't really fw toys... Sad to say. (╯︵╰,)
Skateboard loves the idea of teasing you, but in retrospect he's a bit shy when it comes to actually doing it. But when he gets around to actually saying, it hits so good it has you speechless and flustered.. And begging him to just take you already.
Loud, and shameless about it. Prolly doesn't muffle it too. If you're into it, he'll even lean down and let you hear just how good you feel wrapped around his length. (WE LOVE MEN WHO MAKES IT LOUDER FOR THE BACK!!)
W — ild card (free space for the readers to say wtf /j)
Mark my words when I say pull on his horns. The first time you pulled on it while you guys fucked, he came inside you. (ik this hc belongs to n7 but like.... ykwim??)
X — ray (sneakpeak under those clothes... 👀)
It's a little longer than most to match his height, with the tip already leaking pre whenever you turn him on. The base is thicker than the head, almost like a knot. (omegaverse phighting... drools)
Y — earning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's pretty restless, and if he isn't able to get off that energy by skating then the next best thing for him is sex.
Z — zz... (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Skateboard is quick to pass out after he's done, practically expending what is left of his energy wiping you off. You can choose to leave and wash up (please don't) and he won't mind, but if you don't and sleep with him there just know you're getting trapped. Arms wrapped around your body as the two of you snooze and all dat.
author's notes: had to pull up the magical cure of power-eating and then i remember the zuka ask and i just evaporate /j