Velvet & Veneer headcanons
-She's dyslexic, but she will NOT tell anybody
-Believes that money buys happiness
-She used to play in girls basketball and volleyball
-For her 18th birthday, she threw an entire party that lasted until 2AM (Veneer got no sleep)
-Loves watching that TV shows of couples getting into drama
-She often spent more time with her mom than her dad
-Has that windex bottle & wheeze in between laugh
"KHKHKHKH-" *loud wheeze* "KHKHKHKH-"
-Hair reaches down to her ankles, wants it to be longer
-Allows fans to have private meetings with her, only if they pay though😊 (*ahem* $500 dollars-)
-As a kid, she used to want to be a fashionista, until Veneer started to watch famous pop stars
-Used to go on those "girls only" websites that have the worst princess games
-Never found bathroom jokes funny, never will
-About 6'10, 4 inches taller than Veneer
-She's on a smoothie diet, though she has fast metabolism
-She won't eat in front of you, but if you have left overs, she will devour it all in secret
-She was a loner in elementary and middle school, only in highschool she started to make a couple friends
-She honestly isn't a horrible singer, she just strains her voice too hard and tries to sing too loud
-Would be better off as a soft voiced singer
-Enjoys Pop music and some Jazz, like Sade
-Doesn't pay taxes because she doesn't even know what they are
-Her memory is ON. POINT. Will not forget ANYTHING.
-She is gullible however, believes almost everything off of the internet
-Has been cancelled 3 separate times on insta and twitter
-Used to get called a drama queen back in middle school, gets defensive if called a drama queen now
-Took private dance lessons with Veneer
-She helps Veneer out with his makeup
-Hates tattoos and piercings, wants to keep her skin smooth and "perfect"
-You can smell her from 20 miles away because of the damn essence, and her using regular perfume afterwards
-Was and is spoiled rotten, throws a fit if she doesn't get what she wants
-Falls asleep right after her and Veneer's shows
-Likes cinnamon toast crunch, and fruitloops
-He's a god damn femboy, I swear
-His parents never let him dress feminine, so as soon as he could, he did
-Was the one who started singing first, as well as dancing.
-Is very energetic, and gets side tracked easily
-He has a bit of a pudgy stomach, metabolism isn't as fast as Velvet's
-He has to shave often to keep his babyface and skin
-Played in boys volleyball, before switching to ballet
-Made friendship bracelets with Velvet, they both wear it if they're not on stage or on the red carpet
-He enjoys listening to pop and hip pop
-He got his licence permit, since Velvet's got taken away/she didn't do the test
-Shares the bedroom with Velvet, hogs up half of the blankets
-He is more sensitive, but he will beat anyone down if they try to hurt his sister
-Is the type to like edits of himself on tiktok
-You can tell your secrets to him, because he'll end up dozing off or forgetting❤
-He wants to have a mullet and mustache so bad, but Velvet will absolutely not let him
-Has that loud in and out laugh
"BWAHAHA-" *30 second silence* "...AAAHHAHAHA-"
-He used to be taller than Velvet, but she hit another growth spurt before him
-Without his 👨❤️💋👨 accent, he sounds tired as hell
-He sometimes dances in his free time
-Play fights with Velvet all the time, he wins like half of the time
-Loves watching mean girls, other shows like that
-He used to wear braces, got food stuck in them all the time
-He uses Velvet's perfume, though other times he buys a new axe bottle, only uses it once
-Uses Velvet as a human shield in any type of confrontation
-He didn't even know that he sings like a cowboy, until Velvet said he sings like a "gay western cowboy"
-Him and Velvet both have a gap in between their teeth, but his is way more bigger
-He wanted to be the lead singer. Velvet said that she should bc she's a girl so her voice is better than his
-He's more sarcastic than Velvet, if that's possible
-Often paints his nails to match Velvet's, besides red and yellow, he hates both of those colors
-He doesn't like to take too many risks
-Can play the guitar and keyboard, sometimes uses this advantage to play louder than Crimp's ukulele
-Huge pet guy, loves his pet monkey that he named Sparkles (wonder why)
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