There shall never be a posting schedule (probably)
I write for Hades and Asassins creed Odyssey only as of right now, but my list should expand at some point
Assassins creed Odyssey characters with a male Misthios
Nikolaos
You were originally hired by Nikolaos just to help slaughter Athenian forces before they could reach the battlefield.
You worked with him for months, watching him train his adopted son Stentor, and learning of his past.
You ended up helping young Stentor, mostly on posture and how to quickly gain the advantage in an unfair situation (something Nikolaos didn’t exactly approve of).
By the time Stentor was in his mid teens, you had a temporary residence with them in their Spartan home, gaining a citizenship as you spent more time with their family.
Originally, you weren’t planning on staying, but, as a misthios, you couldn’t deny that a temporary home to rest sounded like a dream.
Nikolaos is still hesitant around you, being old and weary, yet he treats you like he would treat a member of his family, and if you initiate it, maybe he will treat you like something more.
Once the family is reunited, he happily introduces you to Myrinne, Kassandra, and Deimos/Alexios. Myrinne is a little miffed on how you’ve basically become an old sarcastic man to match Nikolaos, while both being dads to the shithead known as Stentor.
Stentor
He hired you after Kassandra left, he really didn’t want to rehire her. So you were the ‘next best thing’- a cocky misthios who got on his nerves.
You end up doing your best to drive back Athenian forces, making snide remarks back to Stentors borderline violent comments.
He definitely sends you on plenty of missions that were meant to kill you, and a few almost do. He almost ends you himself, the one time you made the mistake of returning to him badly injured.
Nonetheless, whenever he calls you back, he has to pay you just a bit more. He, eventually, and even begrudgingly, gets along with you once the family is back together.
He might even offer you a goblet of wine or a spare bed near the door if you’re unsafe anywhere else. He’s still not going to like you for a while- I like to think that Stentor is the definition of annoyingly slow slowburn.
He’s also just a prick half the time tbh
He does expect you to help him win a sparring match with Deimos, though you might lose some favor from Kassandra… not that Stentor cares.
Kassandra
She’s… hesitant to hire another Misthios.
So she doesn’t- you’re hired to hunt her.
After thoroughly getting your ass beat by the eagle bearer, you learned to stay out of her way. You still payed attention to the message boards- seeing the prices for her head grow and grow.
You don’t go after her again though, but you do drop off the occasional hint so she knows just who’s hunting her. Eventually, she gets sick of that and beats the shit out of you once again, and then confused you even more by inviting you to join her crew.
You do (for a price), and regret it as now you have an eccentric old man yapping in your ear constantly about the gods. Nonetheless, you bond with Kassandra slowly but surely.. and lose dozens of sparring matches.
You get her back by stealing a handful of her bounties once in a while.
Once she finds her family, she invites you to meet her brothers and parents, introducing you as a close friend.
You then get your ass beat by Nikolaos and Myrinne- and then ganged up on by Stentor and Deimos, everyone is under the assumption you’re dating her
They’d be right, but maybe don’t tell them that.
Perikles + Aspasia
Perikles wasn’t the one who hired you- he honestly didn’t even know you were hired until Aspasia brought you in for a friendly chat.
Perikles is definitely nervous around you, but he has you helping his political schemes almost constantly- replacing votes, saving his friends. And sabotaging Kleon, of course.
Aspasia has you on more secretive missions, having you screw with the cult, give Kassandra hidden clues, and try and mess up whatever you possibly can.
You inevitably either get injured or imprisoned, where Aspasia gets you out of that situation and has you hide your weapons and armor- living a ‘normal’ life until the hatred calmed down.
You’re almost a royal pet, being payed like Phoibe, but with much less freedom. It’s dangerous for a misthios in Athens
Deimos (Alexios)
Accepting a bounty from him is basically begging to die, he won’t actually send you on missions, no, he hired you to spar with him and cull the weak members of the cult.
If he does send you on any missions, it’s stalking his family and making sure some of them are dead (they aren’t).
By the time he first meets Kassandra, he has you stalking members of the cult as well, and you’re chronically bruised from his ‘sparring lessons’ that he gave you.
You have some new shiny armor, some sharp weapons, but you’re called Deimos’ pet more often than not. And in truth, you are.
You can’t leave- he will hunt you down and slaughter everyone you care about, and if you accept missions without him he’ll follow you anyway and handle it himself- giving you none of the spoils.
Once he reunited with his family (barely accepting the name ’Alexios’), he drags your ass with him. Your loyalty to him at that point is a little blind, and Kassandra is fighting with both of you to try and regain any sense of normalcy.
You also earn a place on her ship with the rest of the family, albeit you’re usually just with Barnabas and making sure everything in the ship was in fighting shape.
Gyutaro rarely found moments where his mind was fully clear, where he wasn’t starving or focused on fixing Daki’s pathetic mistakes, fixing up her pretty face so she could do Muzans bidding and feed them both so they could grow stronger evermore.
NSFW under the cut minors DNI
Fem version
You could hardly think, clawed hands dragging at your sides and legs, cutting open your uniform and your clothes, blood dripping down onto the ruined tatami below you both, a fangs mouth pressing to your side as the demon licked the wound clean before spitting it out.
“It really is vile,” he commented almost conversationally, licking his jagged fangs clean as he circled you, orange eyes crazed as they locked on like a predator, green hair tied up in a top knot as he cocked his head, nearly covering his eyes. “you thought you could hurt me. Me!?” A hysteric laugh left him as he threw his head back, kicking up a sickle from the floor before slashing you on the shoulder, making you cry out into the fabric of your torn sport Kimono. He’d gagged you hours ago, insisting you’d started to get loud and boring.
“What are you anyways?” He crouched before you, resting his sickle on the ground before dropping it like he’d done with the other previously, one of his hands coming up and yanking your hair so your gazes met. A grin slowly split across his face, fangs barred in an ugly grin as ideas formed behind his eyes.
“Not a Hashira,” he lamented, as if it lessened your worth, which to him it undoubtably did in his eyes, his clawed hand yanking your shirt open, humming appreciatively as he cocked his head. “but pretty, for a slut.” He concurred, pressing his palm down between your breasts, tracing down your belly and scowling.
“How did it feel to be able to eat everyday? To not have to starve until you felt like your bones cracked from how wrong they grew?” His voice came out as a snap, his claws digging into your skin until he felt your ribs, eyes locked onto your own as they welled up with tears from the pain. “How did it feel to have such a pretty face?” He almost crooned, bringing his other hand up and digging his claws into your face, his breath growing heavy as blood started dripping from the new wounds he’d inflicted.
“Are you even a slayer?” He huffed, lowering his head and nosing between your tits, dragging his tongue up the valley, his cock slowly hardening. Your blood made his stomach ache, but the sight of this? You bound hereby his sister’s ribbons for him? He wouldn’t waste this, Daki so rarely gave him gifts, especially ones like you. Weak and pathetic in their eyes, not worth the energy to kill.
“You seem like such a waste of space,” his hand lowered on your stomach, curling into the thatch hair of your crotch and yanking enough to make you squirm again, the ribbons tightening on your body. “I doubt you’ve been fucked,” he commented bluntly, fingers trailing up to rub your clit, his grin widening as he felt how slick you already were. “You’re not pretty enough to be a whore.”
“You’re nothing, a nobody,” he practically snarled, his fingers sliding up more before sliding lowly between your folds and into your warm cunt, his cock twitching as he felt how you fluttered around his claws. “Worthless, fucking pathetic little bitch squeezing my fingers.” He groaned dragging his tongue up your belly and back to your tits, taking a nipple between his sharp fangs. He was careful not to bite, simply pinching it between his a few fangs as his fingers worked you open.
The slick sounds were loud in the barren room, his other hand sliding from your face down to his own pants, tugging at the tie until it gave in and slipped off. You couldn’t see his cock, but you heard how his breathe shuddered as he slowly stroked himself to full mast, his hips lazily moving into his own fist. “I bet you want this, don’t you?” He rasped lowly once he’d finally pulled away from your nipple with a wet pop, painstakingly pulling his hand back away from himself to pull your thighs apart, standing up to stand between them.
“So slick.” He approved, sliding a second finger in and pumping the slowly as he dragged his long cock along the inside of your thigh. Patience wast his strong suit, it never had been, especially as he hunched over to bite your shoulder, precum leaving his cock as he moaned at the taste of your blood. “I bed you’ll be so fucking tight, won’t you?”
He tugged his fingers out, rubbing his hand along your cunt to cover it in your slick before striking himself, approving of how he looked covered in you, the head of his cock bumping against you. “Let’s find out, mhh?” His grin wasn’t a kind one, you dint have to turn your head to know that as he adjusted himself, slowly rocking his hips forward and finally starting to shove his dick in.
Gyutaro wasn’t one to be particularly vocal, but you squeezed him enough to make him rest his head against your neck, groaning lowly as his hands migrated to your hips to tug you closer- all but bouncing you on his cock as he swore softly. “That’s it… lemme in.” He chuckled lowly, breathlessly.
A choked sound left you as he gave a particularly hard rut, nearly jolting himself, you swore you felt him in your chest- veins pulsing and dragging against your walls with each and every thrust. He perked up as he heard a sound leave you, eyes locking back onto your face as he yanked your hips back hard enough for you to cry out as he hilted, damn near spilling his load already.
“Using that voice again, already?” He almost laughed again, his voice breathless as his hips started to ru against yours, the sound of practically bone against skin echoing throughout the room as he made damn sure your hips kept moving on beat with his own.
“You slayers need to keep your fucking mouths shut.” He snapped, his teeth barred as one of his hands slid down to aggressively rub at your clit, making you cry out. His fangs dug into your throat the moment the sound left you- nowhere near fatal, but it was a nasty bite as he rutted quicker, heavy pants leaving him as his other hand finally left your thigh to start squeezing at your tit as if it were nothing but stress relief.
“Shut. Up.” He reiterated around your flesh, his eyes fluttering shut as his thrusts grew sloppy, back arching more as his fingers half hazard my rubbed your clit until you let out a high keening sound and squeezed his cock so tight you could feel the individual veins on him as he finally came. Thick ropes of cum filled you, Gyutaro adjusting himself to keep your hips angled up as tears started falling from your eyes again, his hips slowly rocking as if to squeeze out as much of his cum as possible.
“Fucking breeding stock.” Despite his words, he adjusted the ribbons, slightly looser while keeping your hips up- his cum in as he rested on your back to only a moment before removing himself, wiping his cock with a scrap of your destroyed kimono, spitting out the blood that had entered his mouth when he’d bitten you. “Pathetic bitch.” He muttered, tugging his pants back on and retying them before returning to Daki where she was meeting with Lord Muzan. He’d be back, eventually. Whenever his cock ached next.
I haven’t died, I promise, but here’s the next few things I’ll be posting without any particular post date in mind, all of these will have mlm and wlm, these are all currently in demonslayer with the reader as a Kakushi
Urogi, Aizetsu, Sekido, and Karaku with Urogi nesting
Prayer bead bondage to Gyomei
Forcing Sanemi to be a pillow princess
Bondage and degradation with Gyutaro
Kyojuro Rengoku “Umai”
Distracting Hotaru Hagenezuka while he’s making a sword for Tanjiro
Giyu
And bonus since I’m watching Jjba
Relationship head cannons with the Jojo characters
Since you mentioned I could suggest a Stentor idea in one of your replies, imma go ahead and do just that! Not gonna pass up an oppurtunity like this!
The idea is the following:
Stentor has been courting Y/N for a while now and has now proposed. Y/N accepts of course and the pair is soon to be wed.
Unbeknownst to Y/N, Spartans have very unique marriage and wedding night customs, which she will figure out soon enough.
I think it would be interesting tonread. Not only because Spartan matrimonial customs are wild (I'm a bit of a history nerd occasionally), but also because I'd love to see the dynamic between our very loyal and dutiful Stentor and a freespirited Y/N. Will she accept their ways? Or will she choose differently?
No idea if you do One Shots as well or just Headcanons, either way, I'm happy with both ^-^
@naomi-the-scrivener
So I honestly think this could go many different ways- depending on where in the game you are because I swear he has a personality change somewhere in there (if you do/don’t kill Nikolaos)
I hope you like this! Sorry it took so long! Motivation has been nonexistent!
Before he proposed
Nikolaos wasn’t the most supportive in the world, as from what I’ve looked up most marriages in Ancient Greece were for political gain and social status, he himself probably married Myrrine due to her status as King Leonidas’ daughter.
But he won’t exactly say ‘no’ and do something like banish Stentor from ever seeing you again, he doubts his son would listen to him, but he also doesn’t offer you a place in the house, nor does he offer the house to Stentor.
He goes to your house next, though, and as everyone else does in ancient times, asks your father for your hand.
Considering Stentors status, and the fact that your family is probably travelers and really can’t handle having Spartan soldiers as enemies, he accepts and tells you the next morning that you’re to be married to Stentor.
You’re exited! Of course you are, you’re going to be married to the loyal, dutiful and albeit very stubborn and somewhat impulsive, Stentor.
The time before the marriage
Stentor has to quickly find his own home, not that it’s hard with his father’s status, and you’re housed with him in the time before your marriage.. with your mother there, as well, of course.
You’re explorative, and tend to wander, though as you wander you learn more of their customs, though you only end up seeing how they train young boys and how the Spartans train.
So from what I’ve looked up, Stentor is already around thirty years old, he is no longer required to stay in the barracks like younger Spartans.
He does make an effort to try and explain their customs to you, and you’re definitely quite nervous.
I’d imagine that due to how free spirited you and your family is, you probably have longer hair and maybe trinkets braided into it to show where you’ve explored.
Stentor does try and comfort you, convincing your mother to unbraid everything from your hair and having each item adorning your belt.
While I doubt you would willingly shave their entire head, Stentor would probably compromise by letting you simply have shorter hair- even with his fierce love for his own traditions
In short, it ends well, Stentor and you make compromises for one another… though you may hold a petty grudge for all of their trinkets being taken out of your hair.
Do you take requests or do you write for yourself? Just thought I'd ask since I saw you didn't have a rules list!
Hiii!! Yes I do write requests, it’s just been taking some time because my mental health has been on the down low, and for most requests I like to do quite a bit of research to make sure it’s accurate! I will eventually make a rules list, but if you’re curious on what I write for, I write for assassins creed Odyssey, Hades, Any of the Halo games, Epic the musical, Overwatch and Hadestown. Im also thinking about doing art requests if anyone’s interested :)
“I remember the first time I saw him.” Patroclus commented after a long silence, the ground cold under him as he stared into the river Lethe, as if debating a drink. “The Aristos Achaion.”
He barely turned his head to glance at Zagreus, just barely meeting the young princes curious gaze, the prince put down the kiss of Styx and instead choosing to hesitantly sit down. Patroclus recognized the journal Zagreus had on his hip, and a familiar golden spear in his right hand, both gifts from the golden haired boy he once knew.
“I’m.. sorry sir, I’m not sure who you’re talking about.” Zagreus shifted uncomfortably under the tired gaze of Patroclus. His comment earned a snort from the amused warrior, a hint of a smirk and a slight shake of his head, knowing Zagreus knew of the warrior by a different name.
“Achilles.” Patroclus corrected, tracing his own spear hesitantly, as if the metal might strike him in the chest and kill him once again. “We were young, five, I believe.”
The fallen warrior brought the pointed end of his spear to the surface of the river, letting the sharp blade scrape along its surface. “My father was hosting the Olympics, kings came far and wide just to get a chance to participate, and Achilles was the fastest boy I’d ever seen.”
“I never knew he was a runner.” Zagreus admitted, his only memories of Achilles were when he was training, or just spotting Achilles around the house. He didn’t look very fast, that was for sure, but he supposed this had been during his early mortal life.
“Oh my Achilles was the fastest runner you’d ever seen. I doubt even Cerberus could catch him if he tried to leave.” A wry smile appeared on Patroclus’ lips, his eyes shortening and showing more warmth than Zagreus had ever seen in his eyes, though the strong sense of melancholy was still there. “He won the race, left every other man far behind him, despite him being so young.”
Patroclus shook his head, pulling his spear from the river lithe and shooing Zagreus away with it, no longer in the mood to speak. “Leave me.”
Zagreus felt his journal get heavier once he left the room of the fallen soldier, opening up the book and flipping through the pages to find the newest segment in the book. At the bottom of Achilles’ page, had a simple quote written in a handwriting he had never seen before, and Zagreus titled his head as he read it aloud.
“My eye catches on a light head among dozens of dark, tousled crowns. I lean forward to see. Hair lit like honey in the sun, and within it, glints of gold- the circlet of a prince.”
I just read The Song of Achilles and I need to make @ember1224 sad before I make them read this because I cried at the end. So here’s Patroclus’ first and last thoughts of Achilles.
The first thought, “My eye catches on a light head among dozens of dark, tousled crowns. I lean forward to see. Hair lit like honey in the sun, and within it, glints of gold- the circlet of a prince. He is shorter than the others, and still plump with childhood in a way they are not. His hair is long and tied back with leather; it burns against the dark, bare skin of his back. His face, when he turns, is as serious as a man’s. When the priest strikes the ground, he slips past the thickened body’s of the older boys. He moves easily, his heels flashing pink as licking tongues. He wins.”
And the last thought, “I conjure the boy I knew. Achilles, grinning as the figs blur in his hands. His green eyes laughing into mine. Catch, he says. Achilles, outlined against the sky, hanging from a branch over the river. The thick warmth of his sleepy breath against my ear. If you have to go, I will go with you. My fears forgotten in the golden harbor of his arms.”
Assassins creed Odyssey characters and affection- non cultist addition
Nikolaos
The wolf has grown old and weary after a lifetime of war, and loosing most of his family. In general, he was never a touchy man, he just.. didn’t want to be affectionate.
Don’t get me wrong, he cares about you, but even Stentor rarely got affection. A pat on the shoulder from him is his equivalent of cuddling at this rate- if he doesn’t trust or like you he is not touching you.
Stentor
Like his adopted father, Stentor is not super affectionate. He is, however, far more affectionate than Nikolaos, he will pull you into a sort of half hug if he likes you enough.
He’s still a Spartan, though, so generally you’re getting headlocked or being forced into a sparring match for ‘bonding’
Kassandra
The eagle bearer is also not super affectionate, she’s a little hesitant to start being affectionate- but once she does start? She’s still not super affectionate
She’s a lot like her step father, generally a pat to the shoulder, but with the occasional hug if she can sense that you need it.
Barnabas
Barnabas is very touchy, when he talks to you his hands are moving wildly, or he’s grabbing your shoulders or forearms to keep your attention.
He’s the hugger out of this game, you’re in his arms most days, his head on your shoulder as he tells you about all of his adventures, and everyone he’s met over the years.
Brasidas
For a Spartan, he’s actually quite affectionate! And by that I mean you’re being yanked into bone crushing hugs whenever he spots you (beware of him in public- he’s not above tackling).
More often then not, he has an arm around your shoulders, constantly staking a claim on you as he believes you’re too precious- and others will try and hurt you if neither of you are careful.
Perikles and Aspasia
Perikles is not super great with affection, he’s also very shitty at being social. He has a pinky linked with you most days, practically dragging you along wherever he goes or having you as a support during his speeches.
Aspasia is super sweet, bringing you down to parties and social gatherings, encouraging you to meet Sokrates and all of the other great minds. She’s always hovering near you, her arm brushed against your own.
Lysander
Another Spartan man- another prick. Dont try and touch him, he is not fond of anything physical and will take it as you trying to attack him. If anything the most affection you’ll get, is you getting body slammed into the floor.
You think you’re going crazy hearing someone walking behind you- nope! It’s him, grabbing your arm and fucking throwing you. In his defense he will protect you with his life, he’s just a bit of a dick about it.
Zagreus SFW and NSFW alphabets ♥️, for my friend @ember1224
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SFW alphabet
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Zagreus is extremely affectionate to his friends, as we see in the game, he offers you as much nectar as you’ll accept, and once you stop accepting nectar he’s giving you Ambrosia until you demand he stops.
Zagreus also shows his affection by standing close to you, or having a hand on your shoulder as you walk together.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Oh if you’re his best friend you’re going to get so much gossip.
He will tell you anything and everything- Achilles and Patroclus have a small argument? You know every detail before even Hermes does. Charon was caught being affectionate to Hermes? You’re helping him spread the news across the house.
You’d undoubtably meet him by being a servant to the house, someone he’s known for a long time and already has a small bond with.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Zagreus adores cuddling, he cuddles by literally yanking you into his lap, putting his head on your shoulder while he yaps about his day/night. He’s so giddy about it, arms loosely around you as he holds a new book of legends and myths that he’s had edited and he’s reading it to you.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Zagreus is absolutely down to settle down with a partner, the only bad part is he’s very uh… well he has no culinary skills and his ‘cleaning’ is mostly shoving clothes under his bed and into whatever crevices he can find.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Zagreus would definitely be far more polite than most when it comes to breaking up. He’d probably bring you into his room and apologize, comforting that it wasn’t your fault but he’s just no longer interested in you. He’d still be down to be best friends, but if you didn’t want to be he’d understand completely.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Zagreus, as we all know, is impulsive as FUCK. He’d be down to get married if you even show a little attraction back to him. He will commit if he thinks you’ll commit.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
He’s uh.. he’s a little dense, but that’s ok. He’s not the most emotionally gentle guy out there, I mean, have you seen how his dad deals with everything?
Nonetheless, he’s very physically gentle, he knows his own strength very well and he (somewhat) knows when to use it.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Zagreus adores hugs, he will yank you into a bone crushing (not literally) hug every time he sees you, grinning like an idiot.
Zagreus will hug you every time he sees you, even if he only saw you a few minutes ago, you will not escape the hugs from the Prince of the underworld.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
He says “I love you” very quickly, right as he confesses, actually. Every morning he will wake you up with praises, kisses all along your shoulder and neck, and him mumbling “I love you” against your skin.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Zagreus will only get jealous if you’re getting ‘too’ close with someone he knows, then he’ll basically turn into a ‘big scary dog’ and hover over your shoulder pouting.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Zagreus’ kisses are soft, but quick, usually on your forehead before he goes off on a run and literally jumps out his window.
He loves when you kiss the palms of his hands, just adoring the scars on them.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Please don’t let him around kids, he doesn’t know what to do. The way his dad treated him is his ONLY reference- he will hand them Stygious and try to teach them how to use it if he’s unsupervised.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Mornings are spent in bed- he will not get up. Good luck leaving his bed if you’re there, he’s holding you hostage until his dad comes in there and shouts at him to get up because he’s late for his duties.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Nights are spent cuddled up against each other, him somewhat flopped on you as he reads the Iliad (one of his favorite stories as it’s about Achilles) to you until you both fall asleep and the book falls to the ground.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Zagreus won’t be super quick to reveal things about himself, but every time he talks he mentions some little thing about himself. He honestly focused more on trying to understand you, rather than trying to vent about himself and all of his trauma.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Zagreus has decent patience, but if you do something royally idiotic you’re getting an annoyed interrogation from Zagreus. I think the only way to truly piss him off would be to hurt someone dear to him or break something important.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
He remembers random details about you, whatever his brain considers interesting. He remembers your important details along with when you first became friends, to the last time he saw you interacting with a random shade. But he won’t remember your birthday- for some strange reason.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
His favorite moment is when he first gave you ambrosia, how you put your hands over your mouth and stared in shock at the bottle he was handing you. You were so, so flattered and shocked that Zagreus cared enough to give it to you.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Zagreus is extremely protective of his friends, and he’d absolutely protect you against everything he could. He’d do the same with all of his friends- and he’d honestly laugh if you tried protecting him back. He understands that you care about him, but believe me, he’s far stronger than you.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
As much effort as he can possibly use, he’s going to Elysium, beating Theseus’ ass into the ground, and bringing you back some fine ambrosia for you to drink in celebration- and if you like fish then he’s beating the shit out of his dad and bringing back a fish from Greece.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He has a bad habit of just yoinking some of your gold. He’s gotten so used to sparring with Charon after stealing from him, that hes started unconsciously pick pocketing stray coins whenever he sees them.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Not at all concerned- he’s already the underworlds biggest nuisance and the biggest pain in his dad’s ass. Any worries about his appearance is long gone.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
I think Zagreus would definitely feel lonely without you, I mean he knows plenty of shades, but each of them takes up space in his heart. He’d definitely feel a part of him missing, and would undoubtably search for you.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Zagreus has a diary with little notes on everyone he’s met, usually it has things that they like and little interesting facts about them written down so he knows what to get them.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
He doesn’t like someone who lies for no reason- it just tells him you can’t be trusted with anything. He can tell a lie immediately, and will probably tell you not to lie to him because he likes to trust his friends, but if you keep doing it he will cut you off completely.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
Insomniac king- he almost never sleeps, but when he does it’s the heaviest sleep ever and he will sleep for a day and a half if he’s not woken up. You’ll find him curled up in his blankets, face down in his pillows and chances are he still has his clothes on.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Zagreus is so sweet after sex, giving you sips of nectar as he bathes you, gently massaging your sore muscles. He’s a gentleman, albeit a somewhat clueless one. He takes care of you and even tucks you snuggle into his bed before he dares to care for himself.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Zagreus’ favorite part of himself is his hands- they’re strong and durable, after all. He uses them to hold you close as he fucks you, or even to gently tug your hair. He will absolutely melt if you kiss along his callouses and compliment the scars on his palms.
His favorite part of you? That has to be your lips, he loves how they trail along his scars, or leave gentle marks along his immortal skin. He also loves feeling your soft lips against his own, it’s almost enough to make him moan.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Zagreus’ loves cumming down your throat, feeling your throat constricting around his cock and milking all of the cum out of it. Breathless praises would leave his mouth as he loosely holds you there.
His second favorite place to cum is between your thighs, not necessarily in your pussy (if you’re female) or in your ass (if you’re either gender), but he likes seeing the white liquid staining them and slowly dripping down onto the bed/couch.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I can’t really see Zagreys having a dirty secret, if I’m being honest :P
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Zagreus is not the most experienced man in the world, considering how I think he’s only ever been with Meg, but that taught him a lot. He… well he somewhat knows what he’s doing, but he’s a quick learner and can improvise on the spot.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
His favorite position is the lotus position, with him slightly reclining back in a chair in his room , arms around your waist, your legs and arms wrapped around him as he gently fucks into you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Zagreus is not the most serious person in the world- I mean he won’t just be a complete dumbass during sex, but he is absolutely not stoic and serious during sex. He’s definitely the kind of guy to lightly joke around during sex.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Zagreus is not well groomed, at least not until after you get together. He has some thick hair down there, but he’s drummed it down quite a bit. The hair along his crotch is dark, like his hair, and slightly curly.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Zagreus is so sweet, generally he has one hand cupping your jaw, making your eyes stay on his own as he praises you and asks if you’re alright. He is the definition of attentive, even the slightest show of discomfort and he will stop to check on you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Zagreus doesn’t really give himself the time to jack off, but if he’s been on a particularly long run, once he’s cleared a room he’ll start jacking himself off to hold himself over until you can be in his arms again.
All in all, Zagreus doesn’t masturbate often, but if he gets impatient for you he will.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Zagreus has a mirror kink, he loves holding you close while he glances into a mirror across from him, watching himself fuck you, watching your face if you’re turned away from him, or just eyeing all the marks his nails have left across your back and sides.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Zagreus will only do it in his room- he loves you, he really does- but he’s not going to fuck you anywhere but his room. It’s completely out of his comfort zone to have sex outside of his room.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He gets turned on by the simplest things, you could be brushing his hair and say some simple compliment and he’d have a hard on, if anything the sweeter the compliment or comment is, the more horny he gets.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He will not share, he will not hurt you and he absolutely won’t do it anywhere but his room. Zagreus has boundaries and if you push them, or try to push them, he’d be turned off pretty quickly.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Zagreus loves receiving Oral, he will do almost anything for a quick blowjob from you, but if you want oral you’ll have to guide him through it. He’s a quick learner, and honestly adores the taste of you- and might (will) become addicted.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Zagreus lets you control the pace most days, if you want it fast and rough he’s holding you close and fucking you until your throats gone raw from moaning.
If you want it slow and sensual, he’s going to murmur how much he loves you into your ear and slowly roll his hips against your own.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
The quickie king, always willing to give you a quick fuck before going on another run, always making sure to at least clean you up before leaving.
Quickies happen at least four times a week, if not more.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Zagreus needs quite a bit of convincing to take risks during sex, as he’s very content to just coddle your smaller frame as he fucks you. Needles to say if you do risk something and he doesn’t like it, risks are off the table for a while.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Zagreus is a god, he could last for days if he tried hard enough, he can last for a decent amount of time each round. On average he’ll go for two or three rounds, just so you stay conscious and thinking while he fucks you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Zagreus owns a few dildos and plugs, all gifts from his uncles (he will never use them, he does not trust them), but they’re locked away in a safe and you will have to let him watch you boil them for literal days before he willingly uses them.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Zagreus will be in a teasing mood about half the time, playfully slowing down whenever you’re on the brink- or just stopping and going on a run to make sure you’re ready for him later.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Zagreus is not exactly loud, but he’s very vocal. Hes grunting in your ear, gasping whenever he’s about to cum and if you’re lucky, he might start whimpering in your ear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Zagreus is honestly embarrassed about any mention of you being his mate, or any conversation about sex. He does not want to talk to his dad or uncles about his sex life and he would love if they stopped asking about it.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Zagreus is almost seven inches long, and slightly tapered towards his tip. His cock is almost a pale orangish red at the tip, giving off a little heat. Hes about two inches wide.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He has a very high sex drive, willing to go whenever you are. He always craves your body against your own, wanting nothing more than to have you in his arms and your body pressed against his own.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He takes at least two hours to fall asleep, just because he wants to take care of you and make sure you’re perfectly taken care of before he even thinks about cleaning himself up to go to bed.
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Zagreus’ favorite place to kiss you has got to be your forehead, where he can just quickly bend and give you a quick kiss.
If you’re busy doing something he can, and will, disturb you by lifting your head up so he can give you that goddamn forehead kiss.
If his dad killed him (again), he’ll be even more insistent on his affection, wrapping his arms around your waist and putting his head on your shoulder, muttering under his breath about how his blasted father won again
Hades
You’re not getting kissed, for one, not even Persephone gets kisses most of the time.
His affection is mostly just him having a hand on your shoulder, he’s just not very touchy- with how touchy his brothers have always been he’s grossed out by most interactions that include touch.
The only time he’s really ‘clingy’ is when he looses a fight to Zagreus, but even then it’s mostly just him sitting on the ground and leaning his huge weight on your side.
Nyx
Nyx also isn’t super affectionate, I mean she’ll lean down and give you a little peck on the forehead, but it’s not often.
She’s more of the kind of person to sit down on the bed with your head on her lap as she pets your hair and tells you about some story Chaos once told her about.
If you’re out in the House she’ll hold your hand or put her hand on your shoulder, but not much more.
Charon
Chances are, even if you have Charons affection- you’re not getting touched.
The most he will do is let you lean against his side if you’ve been walking for a while, otherwise literally all of his affection is in small free gifts.
If Charon likes you enough, he will sit down beside you and drape his long cloak over your shoulders.
Hypnos
Out of everyone here, Hypnos is the clingiest, arms constantly around you whenever you’re close enough to grab.
He’s not much of a kisser, usually just having his arms and legs locked around you as you force him to actually do his job.
He will however freeze for a solid minute or two if you give him a kiss.
Thanatos
You’re being kept at an arms length- literally.
Thanatos loves you, he does- but he just doesn’t do affection, if you’re lucky he’ll have his scythe around your shoulders to keep you in his presence.
The closest he’ll get is when he’s tired, or in bed, but even then it’s just him resting his head on your stomach or lap.
Zeus
He gives Hypnos a run for his money at how clingy he is, but Zeus won’t leave you alone.
Kisses are being pressed all around your face, your neck, even your hands. He has his arms around you with you in his lap, nuzzling you or bragging about his achievements.
Your ‘alone time’ is just when he’s tired and sort of flopped against your side with his head tucked under your own.
Poseidon
He’s not nearly as clingy as Zeus, but he still almost always has an arm around you.
He’s not exactly a person who will give you kisses, but he will absolutely hold your hand or link arms. He’s also fond of leaning against your side.
Poseidon will absolutely have your head tucked under his chin as he tells you a story that one of the ocean creatures told him.
Aphrodite
She is quite affectionate, going between holding your hands, cupping your face and even nuzzling her nose against yours.
Most of her affection comes in the form of praise, complimenting your appearance, what you’ve done today, what you’re wearing- everything.
Aphrodite definitely has her hair over your shoulders as she shows you this interesting new thing she’s found.
Ares
I honestly wouldn’t recommend accepting his affection- his affection is not nice and sweet.
He’s more likely to put you into a headlock and wrestle with you, correcting your form and giving you a smug grin or a (hard) pat on the back to praise you lasting that long against him (it wasn’t long at all)
The sweetest he will be is putting all of his weight on you when you’re in bed and passing the fuck out.
Dionysus
He’s sort of clingy?? He’ll have his arms around you when he’s drunk, mumbling random stories into your ear.
He offers you wine, an arm around your hips and hand on your thigh just to hold you up against his frame.
His kisses are rare and sloppy, usually on your cheek or forehead.
Hermes
He is the king of quick pecs, always moving around so whenever he spots you he nearly knocks you on your ass as he quickly kisses your cheek or forehead.
Hermes will never hold hands or lock arms- just because he’s too impatient for it.
Hermes will, however, football tackle you into a hug.
Achilles + Patroclus
If this is in a platonic sense, you’re not getting much. Achilles with clap you on the shoulder or give you a side hug- Patroclus won’t touch you at all. They’re tough soldiers, not super affectionate.
That’s all taken away if you’ve joined their chaotic relationship.
If you’re dating them, Achilles has an arm around you always, causally leaning down for forehead kisses. Patroclus is even affectionate, cupping your face and nuzzling his nose against yours… or mocking your height.
Theseus
First of all, how did you get this man’s affections?
Second of all, his form of affection is holding you, he’ll hold you up in his arms and walk around with you as if you’re the sun itself.
Kisses are not a thing, you just have to listen to him bragging for hours on end.
