d + dogs

darcie, 30s 🇨🇦 dune-posting BCs can be merle, aussies can be bicolour i can tell a good dog when i’m pettin em

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[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[pangur-and-grim]

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

[pangur-and-grim]

why aren't we doing this?

[pangur-and-grim]

you 🫵 you can join the breeding project.

[free-ebook-23]

Dogs do not show pain. There are dead in nature if they show it. One way to know if your dog is suffering. Muscels in his back are strained and his biting his teeth

[pangur-and-grim]

actually if you look into its eyes you’ll see that my dog loves existing. it isn’t biting its teeth, it’s saying “Thank you Creator” and “Creator, I could take more. Go further.” the reason I know this is because I understand dog medicine better than you. but that’s not a reason to be embarrassed.

[doggosource]

[fjordfolk]

im one of those leftist lunatics who thinks letting your dog harass wildlife is uncute. including chasing birds on the beach.

[fjordfolk]

people who dislike dogs in general, failing to read the room:

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[ceruleanheaven]

the lion concerns himself with everything

[chilewithcarnage]

[tam--lin]

The lion is NOT sleeping tonight

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universe in which dogs have fashion and this is a chic merle enhancement

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Thank you for providing Havanese Puppy for me in my time of need. It's like an iron supplement for someone with anemia. Medically necessary puppy pictures 💜

- @havanese-headquarters

@havanese-headquarters

and she comes back for a couple of days starting tomorrow….. the universe provides (Havanese puppy)

[satanswallet]

the dogs on the moon dug the craters

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🕊️

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I think this is the year of wiwi trick dog champion

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nearly worked myself into a rage trying to interface with the DMWYD website this afternoon so... that's how that's going.

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update 3 hours later: filmed everything except her distance behaviours and the behaviour chain

and the behaviour chain will probably take a hot minute because I reeeeeaaallllyyy want to teach her to roll herself up in a blanket (one of my favourite tricks Dune knows) and she literally finished learning "hold"... today. i will report back, maybe.

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un?fortunately for everyone, Dune lives in a perpetual state of “PUT ME IN COACH”

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I think this is the year of wiwi trick dog champion

[mongrelization]

nearly worked myself into a rage trying to interface with the DMWYD website this afternoon so... that's how that's going.

[mongrelization]

update 3 hours later: filmed everything except her distance behaviours and the behaviour chain

and the behaviour chain will probably take a hot minute because I reeeeeaaallllyyy want to teach her to roll herself up in a blanket (one of my favourite tricks Dune knows) and she literally finished learning "hold"... today. i will report back, maybe.

[mongrelization]

I think this is the year of wiwi trick dog champion

[mongrelization]

nearly worked myself into a rage trying to interface with the DMWYD website this afternoon so... that's how that's going.

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency