Absolute Mogwai

How much you bench in bitches? I’ve got you beat.

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When I lost my virginity I lasted too long and she left - M.D 3/9/22

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Bite the pillow Laura - Matt

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I listen the mama Mia soundtrack mid blowjob

-RB

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Don’t yuck my yum

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How about we watch that lesbian movie, what’s it called? Jackie? - JT about the Jackie Kennedy movie

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We were friends right? You touched my tits and then asked me to leave your house

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Like a hotdog down a hallway Brylee about birth

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His tunic was always ripped, Ruby on Hercules {Heracles} being one of her sexual awakenings as a child

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God made them to get lobotomised, RB about people with thin skin on the side of their head

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No fats no femmes no asains

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I actually love dicks - kali

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Laura from the back with a steel chair and it’s a five dollar note

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Because you know the thing is as fat as I get I’m still fuckable at all times

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What if I just had a little bit of chemo

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Hey can you please take your towel off it looks like a hijab and that’s not working for me

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Entry 0060: 29th of January, 2021

*walks past skateboard convention*

“I need to change my underwear... oh shit I’m not wearing any.”

- RB

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Entry 0059: 29th of January, 2021

“That was a really big confidence boost because I was really into the skateboards and they were really into the tits.”

- RB

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