My most recent chapt of my fic went up a couple weeks ago and @themaskismyface commented an idea that induced this bought of ‘no thoughts only draw’ lol.
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…I can imagine him (Megatron) struggling to understand all the online recipes and simply just kidnap Gordon Ramsay, either to teach him how to cook or to be a temporary chef in the Nemesis.
Ramsay's gonna be terrified for the first few hours but I imagine they'll end up in a screaming match over what and what not to put in your food…
Hi rekhaaa! I was wondering on what are the Tokyo revengers boys' quirks r gonna be if they're in mha!! Any thoughts??
𝐓𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒' 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀
been a long time since i got over my bnha phase but this shows that i'd enjoy giving tr characters quirks and writing spin offs for them LMAO — not proofread, but i had a lot of fun thinking of these <3
(i did say my inbox is closed for reqs) but if you sent me individual characters that i havent done, i'll answer w/ quirks for them too!! short hcs are fun hehe
ぞ | hmmm, TAKEMICHI would have the ability to see glimpses of the near future. if he were the protag of bnha, his story would be that he wasted the potential of his extremely useful quirk by choosing to live a plain, ordinary life without aspiring to become a hero.
then something absolutely terrible happens, but he gets the opportunity to turn things around for himself and for everyone else, if he goes back in time and claims the rank of top hero and saves the world. op music starts playing and takemichi starts his hero's journey ☆☆☆
ぞ | MIKEY would have the ability to put people to sleep. not just sleep, actually, his quirk enables him to turn people's systems off and render them comatose. if we're talking side effects, he's just sleepy ♡♡ and falls asleep real quick when he gets tired. he's quiet, a little shady but also very sweet, and whether as a hero or a villain, he'd be super powerful and useful <33
ぞ | i'll do DRAKEN a favour and let him have his motorcycle body. he's a cyborg. like genos from one punch man !! he has to get his prosthetic limbs removed and maintained regularly, and needs oil changes LMAO. imagine being the mechanic that takes care of him though <33 or the scientist that creates new body parts and weapons for him.
ぞ | BAJI is like Four Arms from Ben 10 SKHFHKH, he's big and muscley and has four arms. the perfect person to turn to, when you need a good sukuna cosplay. by the time he graduates hero school, he stands at 6'10" ♡♡ and so popular with everyone. holds fan events and meets, is super fun and friendly, good with kids — and he never turns down those calls asking for help bec a cat got stuck in a tree and needs saving LMAO
ぞ | ok ok KAZUTORA would have blood iron manipulation. realistically, your blood doesnt have THAT much iron so this is leaning towards the fictional side — but yeah, he can control your blood (maybe the flow of it out of your body, after a slash?) via the iron in your blood cells. he would be a hero turned villain <33
ぞ | MITSUYA definitely works in the rescue division. he has restoration abilities. i'm not calling it regeneration because it doesnt work on living creatures or people. it works on non living formations and structures, like stone and all. he's one of the front liners of the rescue teams. they locate people trapped under fallen buildings and such, and then mitsuya carefully restores walls and pillars, fixes cracks in the ground, and creates a safe path to reach the people from. he's also really pretty, a good leader, and skilled at providing guidance and reassurance, so everyone has a lil crush on him <33
ぞ | PAH-CHIN would have super strength. he's a lil like sakura from naruto (are there other sakuras? bec i dont know lol) and he would work in rescue, too, but in the opposite way that mitsuya does, i guess. he breaks down obstructing structures like walls and rubble, and paves way towards the people in need of saving.
ok that's takemichi + the toman ot6 but let me think of some more.
ぞ | of course KISAKI has an intelligence quirk. his ability allows him to make foolproof, precise plans that lead him straight to his goal— the catch being that they're only arranged according to his heart's desire. every step of his vision has to be followed out thoroughly to completion, to reach the end goal. however, some steps are incredibly self indulgent (step four: kill takemichi. LMAO) therefore, he's a loner at work, and more of an anti hero type. he does what he wants, how he wants, by himself. unless he met someone that was fine with doing things all his way <3
ぞ | HANMA can speak to the dead. if you come to him with enough grief and longing in your heart, for someone that's dead, he can summon their soul by channeling the power of your longing, and bring their spirit back to the edge of life for a short period of time. he would be a villain with a tragic backstory that's only revealed much later — and he works as the recruiter for his organization, by scouting people with useful quirks that have lost loved ones. "hey kid, if you do this for me and my boss, i'll let you see your sister one last time." that typa beat.
ぞ | i feel like SANZU would have some sort of energy absorption quirk. he absorbs fear. growing up, he was timid and more afraid of others than others were afraid of him, so his quirk was kept in check. however, once he joined the villains' side, he became ruthless — his gruesome murders, skilled escapes and endless number of successful heists make him his organization's beloved poster boy (which honestly only helps people to recognize and therefore fear him even more u_u).
ぞ | SENJU has a camouflage quirk. she's able to change her body to match the colours of whatever she places both her hands against — and therefore, she's part of almost every stealth mission the heroes carry out. she's leader of her division, and gets invited to a lot of workshops and expos — she's got a million fans, and the bnha universe twitter is full of senju stan accounts i just know it !!
ぞ | KOKONOI has charmspeak. it fits him really well — he's an excellent talker, silver tongued to begin with, so when he applies his quirk and slides in, he's able to coax information out of anyone he wants, and get his way no matter what the circumstances. he would've considered being a hero as a kid, but then he gets strung into a villain organization, where he decides to stay.
ぞ | if i mention koko i must mention INUI, who has a shielding ability. he's able to reflect the effect of quirks off him to some extent, giving him some level of immunity to quirk based attacks — and he uses this alongside physical shields provided to him by the hero association's weapon devs, to be both a physical and a mental shield to himself and any one he partners up with.
I have so many fem Light Au’s but this one is by far my favorite.
To start there are something’s I head and for her no matter what like, she would win, no questions asked she is going to dominate the world. She is much more cruel, violent, sadistic, manipulative, etc you get the point. She is not afraid to play nasty and use any advantage she has to destroy those that oppose her. She would never be monitored by cameras or handcuffed to L because
“Why does this foreign older man want to constantly monitor/be handcuffed to a pretty young girl? Sounds like a perv to me.” Soichiro would not allow that to happen to his daughter and thus L loses a lot right there and then. The task force would be even less supportive of L because they all would absolutely love Light and hate how he wants to treat her.
In some of my au’s Light would try and flirt and seduce L but not in this one. If she were to do that sometimes I headcanon that she is successful and sometimes she’s not (just depends on my mood lol). In the cases she isn’t successful I imagine she would get even worse and nastier.
Fem Light is quicker to violence with L and would often get into physical altercations with L which makes the task force trust L even less, because not only did he “do something to so terribly upset her or maker her afraid” but he also attacked her.
She would not be afraid to make L look like a horrible person and basically force him to be super careful with what he does.
Fem Light would never keep the mask on around just L, so nobody but L knows her true personality.
Onto the specifics of my favorite AU. In this one Light is basically viewed as an Angel by everyone and I mean everyone. She does tons of community service stuff and fundraisers that she organizes, she is the top student nation wise, she is a tennis world champ, she has done national beauty competitions and won. She is friends with celebrities like Misa and the real HIdeki Ryuuga, she is considered Japan’s sweetheart or whatever and is constantly in the public eye because of how perfect she is. She has done so many amazing things for tons of people and is so well loved that even if she flat out murdered someone on world wide tv program people would jump to her defense. All of this basically means no matter what L is screwed in trying to catch Kira.
When she is around L and nobody else she starts to show her true colors. She threatens him, fights him, mocks him (only in regards to her being Kira) and she is basically no longer wearing a mask. She still actually helps in trying to catch Kira but its just for her enjoyment because both her and L know the truth and they both know he can’t really do anything.
If L were to somehow put her in solitary confinement it would absolutely get leaked to the public and people would be enraged which just helps Light.
She wouldn’t be afraid to grab L’s collar and pull him close and whisper threateningly say something like
“ You are never going to catch me, so you might as well stop fucking trying, kay?”
I think L would also start being pretty nasty (not holding back) once he sees exactly what he’s up against. Eventually I think they would stop with the up front hostility towards each other because they are around each other all day trying to solve the Kira case, so they kinda just get to be themselves around each other which is vastly different from how they are around others. I think what eventually would get them together would be that Light would mellow out some as she got older (less angry all the time) and both of them realizing how much they enjoy working together. Light would still keep killing but not to the same extent as before and the Kira case eventually is declared unsolvable and everyone has to move on. Light and L continue to work together and eventually Light meets Mello, Matt, and Near and they are all pissed that she got away with it.
I really like this Au because I like the thought of L having to deal with an absolute tyrant that everyone loves. I also love the thought that neither of them feel the need to be anything but themselves around each other and neither try to hide how toxic they are.
Could we possibly get L and reader going at it (wink wink) and then Light literally walks in on them? Whether he joins or not is up to you, i dont mind either way :)
this is the req i was done with and deleted and i’m kms it was so beautiful… here we go take two please work this time 😭🙏
Anyways thanks for participating, sweetlove! means the world <33
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L was a man of strategy. He was intelligent and bold and he’d do just about anything to win, no matter how weird it was. Once, you witnessed him tackle somebody in a bear suit while selling crepes in order to get information on the U.S. government. So his strategies ranged from slightly unreasonable to grass-fed cows in the mayor’s house.
Today, it was grass-fed cows in your house. He came to you with the idea and somehow managed to make you think it was a good one. His logic was that since Light very clearly had a crush on his girlfriend and he couldn’t do anything to stop it, he may as well take advantage of it.
L would take you in front of Light, perhaps offer him to join to build trust and vulnerability. You agreed, but things got more complicated when he began taking you on every possible surface in the Taskforce, whenever he had time. It was hard not to cringe when Matsuda made a sandwich on the bare kitchen counter.
Today, L has you propped on a sofa in one of the many living rooms, stripped down to nothing as he sits on his knees. Your back arches and you whimper as he sucks your clit into his mouth teasingly.
"Fuck, L..." Your head flies back and rests off the edge of the couch.
His hands wrap around your waist to pull your cunt closer towards him, a smirk on his lips as he drags his tongue down to your drooling core. So lost in your pleasure and loud cries, you don't hear a door open behind you.
Light stands there dumbfounded, holding a stack of documents he'd been dragging around for the past half hour searching for L. He's at an angle where he can see the back of couch where your head thrashes and just barely the side, where he can see your thighs around L's distinctive hair.
His mouth goes dry as you let out a whine. His brain goes crazy between what would make him seem less like Kira and desire for you. For once, the human part of him wins and he takes a step further into the room, slowly closing the door.
He tentatively walks in farther, placing the papers on a table and forgetting about them as he gets closer. At this point he can see your breasts from how deeply your back is arched and L's face buried in your pussy, your legs shaking terribly on his shoulders.
Light stops where he is, a mere few feet away and watches as L pleasures you the way he's dreamed of. Then his breathing stops too, when L's eyes shoot from your face to his. Light waits for screaming commence, to get kicked out and locked in a cell for being a pervert.
But that doesn't happen. L's mouth curves into a amused grin on your clit and lets Light see his tongue flick your clit eagerly. Your whole body is covered in a blush blossoming from where L's fluffy, black hair is. Then you start to make this beautiful, ethereal sound.
Goosebumps appear on your legs and your hands reach between them to tug on L's hair. You sound needy, desperate, pathetic. Light itches to move, to take over. He wants to be the one making you sound like you've reached heaven.
But when he sees the way L is looking at him, he knows that if he wasn't already crossing boundaries, he surely would be then.
So he watches as your chest rises and doesn't fall. He watches he your thighs squeeze infinitely tight and your hands tug hard. He watches as everything tenses and then releases as your cunt gushes all over L with the prettiest sound ever falling from your lips.
There's a beat as you collapse and catch your breath, eyes closed as your shoulders slump in. L slowly pulls his head from you and kisses your thigh.
Then he turns to Light and says, "Would you like to give it a try?"
Finally got round to watching Prey, bro why the hell is the predator kinda hot, like, the whole scene were he's just killing the poachers (?). Makes me wanna pull on his hair (?) and call him a goodboy
OMFG JUST FINISHED THE THRAWN ASCENDANCY SERIES AND IM LOOSING MY MIND!!?!!!!! Senior Captain Thrawn my beloved ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ It was soooo good, Thalias and Ziinda are honestly two of my favourite characters right now, I loved Thalias from the moment I met her and Ziinda grew on me so quickly I didn't even realise till the final battle ♥️
I love your headcannons so much!And I hope I'm not being too brazen. You may have a caver headcannon cover version!S/O, but with the DJD option? Perhaps Tarn finds the clips with his human himself, or he hears her singing in one of the rooms and wants to listen to more.
[TF MTMTE] DJD S/O Who Makes Cover Songs
✨ Image Credits: [yum_cokeart] on twitter ✨
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* Tesaurus had trashed yet another datapad today, it having been caught on multiple of his serrated chest-blades when he tripped and landed on it. Nickel had cursed him out while trying to remove large pieces of shrapnel from Helex’s mouth, and Vos did the archaic equivalent of calling him a little bitch.
* Tarn had strut into the room only moments before this, and could only watch on in exasperation at the unfolding events before his optics.
* He began nagging Tesaurus for damaging yet another of their devices, and especially one that contained important information on the whereabouts of the next listed victim.
* He only wished they could see the size of his scowl right now, but the mask sadly stays on, especially with the tens of acidic solutions and plague microbes Nickel had recently been experimenting with sitting on a counter about two feet away.
* Kaon was nowhere to be seen in the room at the moment, but he assumed that the blind bot was probably off running another errand or playing fetch with the pet again.
* [S/o] wasn’t there either, which made Tarn curious. Usually they would be with someone at all times. Not saying that they were a prisoner, it’s just that their ship is vast, and the bots on it are massive, hulking beasts and mass murderers.
* He was assured by Nickel that they were most likely in their habsuite, ‘chilling out’ as the saying went, and watching some sort of Earth film for entertainment.
* So he set off to find [S/o]: the only tolerable being on the ship.
* A classical sound was emitting from behind the door to their habsuite, as well as a very operatic voice—clear and soft—and the distinct notes of an ancient latin dialect.
* Tarn assumed that [S/o] was listening to their own share of classical music over the human radio Kaon had acquired for them, but did not expect to enter the room and find no tiny metal stereo in sight.
* Instead, he arrives to you—violin in your hand—repeating the lyrics of ‘Ave Maria’ to yourself, with an old music box sitting on the dresser counter in front of your studio letting off little chimes.
* Immediately, you swung around, effectively ceasing the train of sound, and startling Tarn as he looked down upon you.
* “Hello there Tarn, do you require something?” You asked.
* He begged to differ, there was nothing he required—least not anymore—rather he only hoped you would continue to sing such a lovely tune.
* You granted his wish, on the agreement that he wouldn’t speak a word of your talents with the other members of the DJD. You had a beautiful voice, you wouldn’t deny it, but the concept of the crew being as enamoured by it as Tarn was seemed extremely embarrassing.
* Jokes on you, he ended up revealing the secret anyways. For every ability that Tarn prides himself on, secret-keeping isn’t one of them. He sucks at it. Badly.
* Vos was first, due to his smaller, sneakier nature, and quiet disposition. He makes himself practically invisible one day while awaiting you in your habsuite—most likely to scare you—and ends up witnessing Tarn entering the room along with you.
* He wants out because he believes ya’ll are about to do something rather obscene, but eventually calms down when he realizes you’re both sitting on opposite sides of the room, Tarn seeming to be waiting for something.
* And the music plays, and the voice that sounds out of the stereo rings like a soft whisper in his audials- but wait…. it’s you who’s singing? There’s no autotune or cheap records playing, just the sound of your sonorous voice? Sign him up for every concert, he demands front row seats for all performances.
* After Vos finds out, it’s only a matter of time before both him and Tarn reveal the nature of your secret to everybody else.
* To be fair, you live on a ship in close-quarters with every bot onboard. All their rooms are located right next to yours, just down the hallway in fact. There’s no way no one would be around to hear you sing unless the ship was completely abandoned.
* Nice trying though [S/o].
* Nickel and Tesaurus are next to find out, and Kaon and Helex are last, too busy with their own psychotic tendencies to notice.
* They all demand physical copies of your cover songs, and install CD players in all their alt modes to constantly keep your music with them.
* It was hilarious trying to fit a CD player on Tesaurus. Man has a hole in his chestplate, and all other space is taken up by blades and vital organs. He had to have 3 cosmetic surgeries and a transplant before he was able to use a fold-in player. Oh, the things he does for the likes of his squishy friend.
* Luckily, after the discovery, nothing really changes. Tarn appreciates them even more now, and Tesaurus treats them as less-of-a-squishy-pest-more-of-a-cuddly-pet.
* Nickel doesn’t really react. She’s far too focused on refining her experiments and sharpening medical tools to attend [S/o]’s constant concerts and give them praises.
* Don’t doubt that she doesn’t adore their voice though. She has most records on repeat in her office and examination room. Even prisoners she’s confined to the operating table have less complaints when they listen to them. They spend less time screaming and more time in awe. She appreciates that they make her work easier.
* Vos and Helex no longer treat them as a cuddly pet, rather an actual human being—with sentience—and agree that they’d be famous amongst the Cybertronian music industry if their planet were still around.
* “Hey you—see this human? Yeah, this human right here. This human, our [S/o], is the single-most beautiful creature in the universe and has a voice that could rival the gods. Blasphemous? Maybe. But do we care? Not at all, and you will listen to them or we will kill you.”
* Jokes on whoever they were threatening (probably a rogue Decepticon), the DJD will kill em’ anyways, but at least your voice will send them off in tears of joy (and agony).
* Sometimes they force prisoners into attending their [S/o]’s concerts. They strap them to a chair (sometimes Kaon in his alt-mode) and let them listen to you.
* If they aren’t singing multiple praises by the end of your act, they face immediate death by electrocution for making their precious human sad. If they’re terrified but complimenting you on your performance, it’s a win-win situation! Their [S/o] is happy, and they receive a quicker death!
* They usher you out of the room before the killings though: you aren’t allowed to stain your precious eyes and ears with gore and awful screeching!
* Never, never, let them discover youtube. Ever.
* Their human actually records or has recorded cover songs and music videos in the past? Fancy outfits, choreography and all? Bet that they’re all signing on to dance with [S/o] sometime. Nobody is safe.
* They are now the Dancing Justice Division on youtube and somehow manage to accumulate a massive following. [S/o]’s vids are more popular than ever, with over a billion views, and the United Nations is terrified because you just amassed support for the biggest squad of indestructible organic-hating serial killers the galaxy has ever seen.
* Tarn believes you are the saviour of the Decepticon cause: an organic being who has more power than Megatron in being able to control an entire planets population and singlehandedly turn them to the side of the Decepticon cause? Beautiful, marvellous, absolutely stunning, gorgeous.
* He disregards his prior beliefs in that all organics are worthless creatures. Obviously if you and the other Decepticon-aligned humans exist, then some organics must have a strong intellectual capacity!
* They all hold their [S/o] in such high regards now. Are completely convinced you can use your abilities to win over other species as well.
* Tarn vows to restore Cybertron and dedicate an entire political faction to your image and name—you will be reborn as a Cybertronian legend, even long after your death. He promises.
Edit: Stop asking for part twos in my comments. Stop asking for the autobots to react. The comments are meant for critiques and what you liked about the story not demands to continue or asking for another part of something I've written.
~ You'd originally met the cons through the autobots surprisingly enough. Miko and you didn't really get along despite your similar clothing tastes and attitudes towards life but you tolerated each other. You got paired up in projects a lot and had to do homework together since no one else wanted either of you in their group. You did your best to help her since she wasn't very good at school and you were. You got B's and C's on purpose so people would underestimate you and not give you extra work but you could easily get A's.
~ It's when she made something blow up in science class after you told her not to do the thing she wanted to do (mix chemicals that are not supposed to be mixed) that you were truly pissed at Miko. Getting Saturday detention thanks to her was not the best way to mend a already rocky relationship. As your walking out of school after class grumbling to yourself and ready to skate off as you listen to screamo on your headphones she goes psycho. She punches you in your face blaming you for yet another wasted Saturday depsite it being her fault this time. Nose bleeding you were about to return the favor when two highbeams suddenly turned on momentarily blinding you.
~ One second you were blocking your eyes from the harsh light with your free hand and the next Miko's throwing you into a car screaming D R I V E at somebody as your chased by some crazy person. Head dizzy your about to start cursing when you suddenly notice no ones in the front seat and begin freaking out as the car your in is driving itself. Ready to scream like any sane minded soul the car suddnely stops making you fly forward. You hit your head against the front seat and go limp head pounding. Knocked unconscious with a bloody nose and concussion/head trauma. Nice one Miko.
~ When you come too you're not happy. You have a concussion which is giving you a throbbing migraine and your nose is proabably broken thanks to whatever the hell just happened. An older kid, one you've seen around school has an icepack that he passes to you. You groan and gently press it to your head murmering a thanks as you lean your head back to keep the blood out of your face and throat. Than your eye that isn't completely swelled up begins to focus and you see the autobots looming over you, which makes you panic cause you think your seeing things and going crazy. Jack has to calm you down as he explains who the autobots are and what happened. Miko was trying to make sure you didn't get knabbed by a con. It's all mind numbing as you were still a bit dizzy and you just didn't know what to think. He gives you some time to process along with some medicine they had laying around, a waterbottle, and some snacks. The bots give you some space and the kids leave you alone but it's not a small thing to scoff at.
~ Forced into their custody its been a couple weeks since the incident and you've thankfully healed. However, you still don't fit in with the other kids or bots. Miko has a vendetta against you. Jack thinks your a bad influence. And your pretty sure Raf is scared of you depsite the fact you try to be super nice to him. Optimus seems weary of you and Ratchet couldn't be bothered with your existence. Arcee doesn't like you and Bumblebee refuses to let you ride in him/ interact with you due to Raf's discomfort. Bulkheads a bit more reasonable but Mikos such a brat you just leave him alone. WheelJack has made it very clear he despises you because Miko doesn't like you. Ultra Magnus often tries to dress code you or scold you for how you behave. And Smokescreen thinks your a human con.
~ It doesn't help that when you finally make some leighway in the relationship and maybe start to befriend the bots Fowler brings up your criminal record and the team basically starts ignoring you. They do the bare minimum of taking you to base but they make no effort to befriend you like the others or get too know you or your life. Your hobbies and your life aren't something their interested in and whenever you try to talk to any of them It's obvious their uncomfortable and don't want to stick around. It's all a giant headache and completley disrupts your life. You didn't ask to be here!!!
~ You're walking home after feeling rejected for an entire month. Kicking a rock down the road and skipping school you notice a big jeep pulling up behind you. At first you think its Bulkhead and that your about to get a scolding that you don't need but you stop seeing it's a car you don't know. A car with a con symbol on the license plate. Taking off the jeep skids and a door swings open before your snatched and strapped inside, riding off to who knows where.
~ When Breakdown transforms your nails scratch at his servo as you squirm in his grip. Your strong for a fleshy and your struggling honestly leaves him amused. He however shushes you when Megatron walks into the room. You go quiet eyes wide as Breakdown holds you a bit closer. Megatrons bigger than you thought. Your silence ends when the warlord says he wants to use you as a bargaining chip. You find that hilarious and begin laughing much to Breakdowns horror.
"They don't care about me... no one does." And you were right. Optimus kept trying to lower your neogation price not giving into Megatrons demands. All human life was sentient and of value but the autobots didn't really care for you, they just felt responsible for you. After all you weren't as important to them as the other humans on Team Prime. You ended up turning off the transmission getting sick of being treated like human garbage. Megatrons about to yell at you but your shaking in anger hot tears pooling down your face as you glare up at him. "Just get it over with! Just... just squish me...!" You clearly weren't worth anything to them or anyone else. Your family ignored you, your friends had abandoned you since you couldn't hang out with them anymore, the bots didn't want you. You were on your own and you were used to it. After all a rebel is always against the system, they don't fit in. At least if you died you wanted it on your terms.
~ Megatron gives you to Knockout and Breakdown as the higher ups discuss what to do with you. An attempt later that day was made to rescue you but it was pathetic. As you watched the recording from one of the medbay screens you rolled your eyes and went over eveything they could've done better. Breakdown noted everything you said curious and relayed it to Megatron after the battle. Megatron was impressed by your tactical knowledge and SoundWave was surprised. Neither of them thought a human could come up with something so complex but they never thought the autobots would ever do something so dumb and worthless either. You obviously belonged with the cons more than the autobots. So it's decided, if the human pets help the autobots than you'll help them.
~ It doesn't take long for everyone to get used to your presense on the ship and even come to want it. You may be snarky and rude at times but your actually very nice when you feel appreciated. Your punk rebel nature makes you interesting to talk too and you have a lot of cool hobbies. The cons can also understand hating the autobots and they fuel your rage wanting you to know its okay. That your in similar company and your anger doesn't need to be repressed here. Your different, your special. Show them what they missed by taking them down.
~ Little platforms and human sized stairs are installed on the Nemesis for you. Most of the cons prefer to carry you around or put you on their shoulder either for anxiety, saftey, or personal reasons but if their not around these platform's give you an easy way to move freely on the Nemesis. It can be quit the workout but it's also pretty fun.
~ Megatron becomes oddly endeared to you. Your brash unapologetic personality and the way you talk back to beings ten times your size amuses him, you truly are a fleshy decepticon. He also begrudgingly admires how smart you are and the ideas you have. You keep your intelligence a secret so others underestimate you which is such a con thing to do. It helps that your very curious about the decepticon cause and what made the warlord start his conquest. You ask questions about decepticon philosophy, and what happened to Cybertron and how they ended up here. You'd heard the autobots side now you wanted there's. He tells you tales of the Golden Age and the corruption of his homeworld that eventually led to a revolution. Megatron explains the long intensive hours in the mines before he became a gladiator and the debt he and many others had been born with. When he hears Earth has similar situations his spark burns and he has a renewed hatred for Earth, you being the exception as you fight and protest these things. You do more good than the autobots you just do it in your own way.
~ He asks about your clothes one day as he's never seen another human dress the way you do. His digits carefully prod your jewelry and ripped clothes with inquisitive optics. You explain the punk movement and how it started as a way to fight authority and fight against the oppressive culture at the time. How people would patch up their falling apart clothes and sit in the streets to fight for change and bow society's standards needed to change. The Punk movement was popular among youth during World War Two and grew into a whole movement in the 70's when punkrock music became really popular. Megatron is surprised at the parallels between the counter culture of punk rock and the decepticon movement. Truly a fleshy decepticon indeed.
~ Starscream when Megatron is busy is often tasked with watching you. The seeker doesn't mind however as your an avid listener to his rants and even have some good ideas on how to impress Megatron so Starscream doesn't get hurt. You listen and don't want anything from him, you'd just like to be a friend. He finds himself drawn to your kind but rebellious nature and loves that your not easily intimidated by anyone. You'll cuss out Megatron if the warlord angers you and he admires that.
~ The Seeker is very curious about your fashion and philosophies. Seekers are very intentional about their appearances and humans appear to be the same and yet he's never seen clothes like yours before. Apprentally punk is all about fighting the corporation and standing up for the little man, something the decepticon cause once did. Your smart but your underestimated because of how you look and Starscream can relate to that as well. You kind of remind him of a seekerling dressed up in all your studs and spikes and bracelets and chains and pins and buttons. He enjoys your flashy attire and seems happiest when they match his colors. He begins giving fashion advice and preening you if no one else is around.
~ He enjoys taking you for flights and listening to you talk about your homeworld. Sometimes your passionate as you describe something you love and other times your quite just taking in the veiw and thinking about various things. You're a very insightful person and often reflect on what's happening in the world which worries him as you don't have the power to change it. Starscream often does tricks or Arial stunts when you get too quiet, he worries about you and hopes these flies help clear your head. The destruction of his homeworld took a tol on him. Watching yours slowly burn must do the same to you.
~ SoundWave likes you. Honestly you remind him of Rumble and Frenzy and something about you makes him very nostalgic. You may get loud sometimes which can be irritating to others but Rumble and Frenzy were loud and proud too. Your looked down upon, pushed aside, and beaten for simply being different. Yet you continue to fight a good fight and you don't take shit from anyone. If you were a Cybertronian you'd make a fine decepticon.
~ He enjoys watching earth media with you and often texts and emails you questions about Earth that he can't find out himself. You do a lot of research with him and SoundWave finds the hours pass by faster when your on the Nemesis. Something he missed with his own cassettes. He designs your room on the Nemesis and is happy when your pleased with it. He did a lot lot research on punk rock and comfortable living and is glad he got your tastes down.
~ He has downloaded every punk rock and rebellious freefighter song known to man. The music annoys some of the cons but he enjoys it and will play it for you when you seem bored. He keeps things at his desk for you like books, toys, and entertainment. If you sing along to a song he records it with a smile under his visor. He doesn't talk but you don't need words to have a bond with someone. You always know what the other wants and you have a good relationship. It helps that Lazerbeak gets along with you. (She likes your style of clothes and will help make tears in your shirts or jackets. She keeps these scraps in her nest and on bad days she'll drag you into it to cuddle)
~ Knockout finds your snark entertaining and loves the insults you come up with. Your bark is much worse than your bite but that doesn't mean you don't have teeth. He's seen you take down humans who give you shit and is honestly quit impressed.
~ The head medic finds your sense of style daring. With your dark colors and studs and spikes and leather and rips. You also have various removable piercings on yourself and pins you can take on and off your clothes sort of like customizing ones frame. Which he finds really cool. Your always switching things up for him and you've even shown him some of your d.i.y clothing projects. Whenever you do quirky makeup or try a new outfit he's the first to criqtue you and give advice about it. You begin giving him some things like hood ornaments or art projects of yours and he quietly treasures them all happy to have them. He notices Starscream also wearing some of your latest punk fashion and finds himself amazed at how much you've become apart of their lives and the cause.
~ Races are a common practice and he loves how exciting it gets if Bumblebee tries to snatch you or take you away. Sorry Bumblebrat you're a decepticon now. They had their chance. Not to mention the way you scream and stick your hands out the window cheering as he races makes him rev his engines happy. He loves getting you all riled out. He'll blare that music you like as he speeds down the road with you sticking your hands and head out the window.
~ Breakdown thinks your art and your support of the Punk/Rebel movement is really cool. He's not a fan of the screamo music you play while creating something but he does enjoy your expressive spray painting peices. The stuff you do is always explosive and loud with such a unique style. It's meant to make a statement and spread a message. Whenever you give him something the big lug smiles and feels himself go soft. He'll often bend down and give you a little headbomp to thank you and now whenever he greets you it's with a fistbump. If one of you doesn't fistbump the other something is wrong.
~ You like watching Breakdown and the vehicons work out on the Nemesis. You were an okay fighter for a human having a decent right hook and being covered in spikes but Breakdown could see the stars in your eyes whenever a con showed a huge feat of strength. One day with SoundWaves help he installs a human training area near his workout station so you can join him. There's a backdrop with bricks and some of your best work, a black punching bag with graffiti style gloves, a bench press set, spray paint themed weights, and other human things so you can work out with him and the orhers. He gifts you the gloves first and smiles so wide when he sees how excited you get at your own decepticon workout station. The vehicons find it really cute and often work out with you when the others are busy.
~ It's obvious the autobots don't care about you so the fact the cons not only understand your angry nature but encourage it makes you feel better about yourself and all the feelings you have inside. Your whole life people have said your too much, that you need to stop and apologize and obey the rules, but the problem with that is no ones ever apologized to you. No ones ever been on your side. You had a choice to conform but you stayed who you were. You wore loud clothing and you did things differently but you got them done and you were proud of your work. It wasn't your fault other people had a probelm with you. You were only an asshole to assholes.
~ You've been on the Nemesis for a year when SoundWave gifts you something. The cons fought over who'd get to give it to you but in the end he won. Holding the golden necklace in your hand you look up almost crying as the cons encourage you to try it on. Hanging from your neck and dangling above your heart is a beautifully made decepticon insignia. You we're officially a con. ( Later they'd discover you'd taken the initiative and tattooed a black decepticon symbol on your shoulder with a spraypainted background with their paintjob colors and their names ontop in gold writing )
Siblings things is when you've got a share console with your old brother, but it's in his room and you only have six games you enjoy out of sixty, which he updates last cause they "suck", and then he talks shit about how I always play the same games
My (straight) brother believed that he could tell which male actors are attractive and which are not and it led to an argument were my mother and sister agreed with me what actors were actually attractive and he was gobsmacked (the male vs female gaze in a nutshell)
