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[clownwix]

I made this a year ago and I never posted it. Oops

[ryebreadgf]

[will-of-this-heart]

[foremost-of-noble-ladies]

That's awesome.

It might also be the clearest evidence I've ever seen for a theory I read a while back that a lot of American Southern accents are Scottish and Irish accents that have been slowed down.

[yourdndstories]

Sometimes, +7 deception is the only thing standing between you and death by moral compass. Based on a submission from @parkersgeorg

[itsberru]

throw a lucky man into the sea, and he will come up with a fish in his mouth 🌊

[lilyresources]

I FUCKING LOVE NYLE xkjsjndkjansd

[brightlotusmoon]

[willgrahamscock]

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

[fanfic-fucker]

[guerrillatech]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements

[victusinveritas]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

[dongulator]

[persbaderse]

i'm glad there are episodes in the next generation where data gets reprogrammed/possessed/we meet his evil twin/etc, because as much as brent spiner is amazing as data, his real talent is playing weird little freaks

[persbaderse]

my sleep paralysis demon at 3am

[shinraalpha]

this line is literally canon and he delivers it with such gusto

[thememedaddy]

[chucktaylorupset]

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

[liberalsarecool]

Christian Conservatives see a rapist felon taking a billion in food away from children as divine.

[odinsblog]

*ahem*

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]