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ATTENTION ROLEPLAYING/ASKBLOG COMMUNITY
On Mobile, You CANNOT EDIT ASK ANSWERS IN DRAFTS ANYMORE.
Idk why but tumblr just removed the feature to do so. It's horrible but that's what's happening.
So if you don't wanna loose your asks or post them half done- I recommend only answering them when you can do It all in one go because saving them to drafts won't really help you if your a mobile user.
I don't think they're doing it for the desktop users though so if you have one I'd do it in desktop.
Whack.
*: ・゚✧ for animal muses.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
VERBAL.
“ sit.”
“ down.”
“ stay.”
“ come!”
“ wait.”
“ drop it.”
“ attack.”
“ play dead.”
“ good girl / boy!”
“ do you know [command]?”
“ you’re a little trickster, aren’t you?”
“ you want to go for a walk?”
“ you want to play?”
“ whoa, easy there. i’m not gonna hurt you.”
“ you hungry?”
“ you’re so cute!”
“ no begging.”
(quietly) “ please don’t see me, please don’t see me…”
“ oh my god, a (insert type of animal here)”
“ sorry, bud, i’m allergic. but you’re really cute.”
“ don’t give me that look.”
NON-VERBAL.
[pet head]
[pet stomach]
[pet back]
[scratch ear]
[toss ball]
[toss frisbee]
[play tug of war]
[offer food]
[give small treat]
[give water]
[brush fur]
[play catch]
[extend hand towards]
[sit down onto their level]
[bathe them]
[pick up/carry]
[ride]
[try to help them with an injury]
[give hug]
[give a kiss on the head]
[ignore them]
[comfort/calm them]
[stand tall/appear larger]
[slowly back away]
[try to run away]
[yell at / try to intimidate]
[avoid direct eye-contact]
[maintain direct eye-contact]
[play dead]
[stand still]
[climb a tree]
[hide in car]
okay so I'm curious now:
which one would be more dangerous when encountered in the wild: a sun bear, a polar bear, a grizzly, a spectacled bear, or a black bear?
THE POLAR BEAR, FULL STOP.
all of the other bears on that list may very well attack you with fatal results if they decide you’re a threat or an interloper, but the polar bear is the one that WANTS to eat you, and if you’re not careful, WILL eat you.
prey is scarce in the arctic and polar bears are big animals, so they’ve evolved to be long-distance stalking predators that will NEVER turn down a warm meaty meal, weird opposable thumbs or no!
if you see a polar bear in the arctic, even if you’re with a group, take extra care the next few days to make sure that it’s REALLY gone and not just following you at a distance to learn your habits and ambush you when you least expect it!
more than one arctic researcher didn’t change up their routine often enough and opened the station door for their smoke break only to find a polar bear waiting for them patiently on the other side, at which point they were dragged off onto the ice and never seen again.
I would say it’s a grizzly fate, but that pun would be simply unbearable.
STOP buying among us babies from mills
they do not feed them the proper diet and they are bred inhumanely by people only looking for a profit. you can tell a mongus (thats what we in rescue industry call them) is inbred by looking at it’s glass visor is distorted or dented. this is because inbred monguses are too large to squeeze out of the birth canal and they usually come out with damage.
PLEASE for the love of fucking god STOP supporting these fucking businesses and rescue your among us babies from an ethical rescue team or from a local shelter!
youll save a lot of money and have a much healthier among us baby.
it takes like two seconds to research this shit. literally stop being irresponsible. this is a living breathing among us baby you’re adopting.
Omg hi, new amogus mom here! HEhe so my aomgus keeps crawling through the ventilation system and jumping up and down in the night and not doing its tassks. Is my Momugnus sick?!??? tHanks :)
Please immediately vacate your home and seek new residence you are in grave danger
Tumblr Roleplay Etiquette Do’s and Don’t’s
Hello! I wanted to compile a quick guide on the general unwritten rules for behavior and etiquette expected to be followed by roleplayers on tumblr. Making a roleplay blog and joining the community, “RPC”, can be very daunting, and roleplayers can get upset when these basics are not followed! So I wanted to take out some of the guesswork and anxiety about how to act on tumblr when you’re trying to roleplay here.
DO:
DO have a blog specifically dedicated to roleplaying, and clearly link to it on your main blog if it is a sideblog. Most roleplay blogs on tumblr are not comfortable roleplaying with personal, a.k.a. non-roleplay, blogs.
DO have a page or post that lists your own boundaries, roleplaying preferences, no-no’s, and so on. This is called a “Rules Page” or “Guidelines Page”.
DO have a page or post that gives information about the character(s) you are playing on your roleplay blog. This is called a “About Page”, “Dossier”, or “Bio”.
DO read the rules page of a roleplay blog before you interact with them. Rules pages are not optional reading! They contain extremely important boundaries and distinctions.
DO read the about, bio, or dossier of a roleplay blog before you interact with them. Abouts are not optional reading! They often contain very important information, even for characters from existing media, and will tell you how the roleplay blog will be playing the character, such as if they are based on headcanons, only certain storylines, et cetera.
DO send an ask or an IM to roleplay blogs you’re interested in interacting with if and only if their rules allow it. See clarification on this in the DON’T section.
DO follow characters from genres, series, and tropes you’re interested in.
DO warn about any triggering topics on your pinned post, rules page, or about page, and tag them accordingly. EX: this character is a murderer, so there will be death and graphic violence on this blog.
DON’T:
DON’T send things to blogs that say in their rules page are “mutuals only”, sometimes called “private”, unless you are mutuals with that blog. Being mutuals with a blog means you follow them and they follow you.
DON’T force people to roleplay with you. Just because you are interested in roleplaying with someone does not mean they are interested in roleplaying with you in return. No means no!
DON’T reblog roleplays you are not involved in.
DON’T involve a roleplayer’s headcanons unless they say that it is ok to do so in their rules.
DON’T reblog posts that are not marked “Ok to reblog”.
DON’T send anything in-character or out-of-character to a roleplay blog without reading and following their rules.
These are general etiquette tips; for more specific tips. kindly refer to the Rules page of the roleplayer you would like to interact with.
Please reblog if you found this helpful! If there is anything obvious that I missed, then please do not hesitate to add it in the reblogs!
Reblog if you’re a roleplayer who suffers from a short attention span
And sometimes it takes a long time to reply because it’s so hard to focus.
What is GODMODDING?
Synonyms: powerplaying
Godmodding is taking control of another player’s character during roleplay. It’s frowned upon and with good reason: you only control your character and no one else’s. The best way to explain it is by example. Let’s say that I’m playing as Pikachu and my friend is playing as Charmander.
This is my friend’s post: Charmander inhaled deeply, summoning as much power as he could handle. Then his wild gaze focused on his attacker and his jaws opened. Bright orange flames burst forth as both a warning and defense.
And this is mine: Pikachu jumped out of the way of Charmander’s attack and dashed behind him. “Pikaaa!” he cried; a flash of lightning shot towards Charmander’s back and knocked him forward, twitching and dazed. He couldn’t get up.
How do I know whether or not Charmander could get up, or whether he fell at all? It’s not my responsibility to control Charmander - I only have control of Pikachu’s actions. A better response would have been this:
Pikachu jumped out of the way of Charmander’s attack and dashed behind him. “Pikaaa!” he cried; a flash of lightning shot towards Charmander’s back, making a loud CRACKing sound.
This makes it so that my friend can respond to my attack - whether or not they choose to get hit is completely up to them. It’s usually fair to allow your character to dodge two of every three hits when doing combat roleplay. That makes it fair and a little more realistic. Keep in mind that godmodding doesn’t apply only to combat: it applies to every day interactions as well. Be cautious when typing posts. Make sure to keep it fun and fair.
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
I Swear This Is An RP Blog: A Musical
Featuring such hits as
Maybe I’ll RP Today and its reprise No Wait Nevermind
What Was The Plot of This RP Again?
Fuck My Partner Deleted Their Blog
And the ever classic
I’m a Lazy Bastard
Starring everyone’s favourite
Nobody’s replied and its reprise Fuck everyone’s replied
Never forgetting the hit single
I’ve had these tabs open for days and haven’t replied to any of them
Another single recently released
everyone replies quickly to the threads, but I’m so damn slow and take a hundred years
Along with a new album
I swear I’m trying to work on your thread but my mind is blank on that thread and just that thread only
And it’s amazing finale:
I’m not meme trash I swear. I write actually responses I swear.
Now including the special bonus disc including new hits such as:
- Wait a minute that was a starter? I thought it was just an ask - Pointless family day trip out of nowhere - My muse is just gone and nothing’s working to get it back
And last but not least:
- WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DRAFT GO HOW DID IT VANISH
Order your tickets now and you’ll get two bonus tickets to the special aftershow:
DUCKI-I MEAN FUCKING AUTO ERE- AUTO CORRECT GOD DAMN IT.
With guest singers featuring:
- Notifications? What notifications?
- I’ve been waiting replies for days just to find out I’m the one who didn’t reply.
- My partner and I have 20 unfinished threads and we just started a new one.
- I forgot my own OC’s name.
Don’t forget the deleted song:
Why are timezones a thing? (My night is their day)
There’s also the song that was only drafted, but never actually sung or released to the public:
Whoops I guess I only reblog everything now sorry about that.
That moment when you can’t figure out how muses from two different fandoms can interact with each other.
Rping with ADHD
You either hyperfocus on a thread or ignore it. There is no in between
“…What was I typing again?”
Five tabs of drafts open. Half a sentence in each.
“I don’t need to draft that. I’ll remember it.” (Spoiler alert, you won’t. )
“Oh look an ask/im! Let’s just open that and leave and get distracted and forget to ever answer it”
“…No seriously, what was I typing again?”
Aggressively spamming partner in excitement in caps and scaring them away
*writes a word* Time for youtube.
Begs for starter. Never answers it.
“Like this post for a starter!!” Never writes starters.
It’s suddenly 5:am because you spent all night hyperfixating on one thread
“It’s not that I don’t like our thread, it’s just not my hyperfixation so I can’t focus on it.”
*can’t sleep because you can’t stop thinking of said hyperfixated thread*
*writing lines for said thread in your head when you should be sleeping*
*sweats nervously while staring at 467546 unanswered ims/asks*
*melt down because you can’t just answer drafts like a functional rper*
“Hey let’s rp! …I don’t know what but let’s rp!”
“Friend: So did you make the starter yet?” “…What starter?”
“What’s a queue?”
“I was about to tell you an idea but I spaced out”
“Can’t write, gotta wander the house”
*chewing things while writing*
“….WHAT THE FUCK WAS I TYPING??”
Feel free to add your own!
Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.
No limits. Ask whatever.
it makes me so so angry knowing how terribly buzzfeed treats their employees and knowing that they are most definitely way underpaying ryan and shane for the amount viewership they’ve brought in with unsolved and how they’re absolutely going to fuck them over and make it so that if they ever want to leave buzzfeed they can’t take any part of the unsolved brand with them and will have to start from scratch. It’s so frustrating to see this happening in real time because ryan created buzzfeed unsolved as his own series that he has personally put so much hard work into from the start and made sure to make a QUALITY show and that’s why it has become so popular. He does so much research and writing work and also stars and voices almost every episode and he’s put so much of himself into it from day 1 that unsolved truly could not and can not exist without ryan bergara. And that’s why it makes me so nervous to see how bf has tried to branch out the “unsolved” brand in a bunch of weird unrelated directions, the number one reason being to capitalize on the unsolved name to get more views on other videos, but also to tie unsolved to buzzfeed as a specifically buzzfeed property rather than ryan’s property. Keep in mind that the “buzzfeed unsolved network” was launched just mere WEEKS before the try guys launched their own independent channel after leaving buzzfeed. I know this sounds like a tinfoil hat thing and that there are bigger problems in the world but to me it’s just so grossly obvious that after the try guys left buzzfeed and were able to successfully buy their own brand from bf to be independent creators, and ended up taking a huge fanbase with them, buzzfeed wanted to make sure that NEVER happened again and so have started trying to make “unsolved” a bigger buzzfeed brand (like tasty) that ryan and shane could never possibly buy for themselves and go independent with. And it’s also just so embarrassing the type of lazy content they’ve added to the channel to branch out and make it a buzzfeed brand. Like, look at this shit
almost everything on the unsolved network channel other than buzzfeed unsolved is clearly quickly-made, clickbait content with no other goals than getting more views and subscribers for the channel. They’ve also started posting stuff that is way more exploitative than anything that’s ever been on buzzfeed unsolved and is just trying to piggyback off the general popularity of the “conspiracy theory” genre and weird serial killer fandom stuff on youtube
anyway i know this is a long rant with 0 purpose other to say fuck buzzfeed and i just really hope ryan and shane are able to leave one day and take the really cool series they’ve created with them
They did leave!! Theyre starting their own youtube series and company!!
I’m looking for more My Little Pony rp blogs to follow and interact with so please reblog this if you’re a My Little Pony Roleplayer.
me: *wants to rp with more people*
me: *is incredibly easy to distract*
me: *has a pile of drafts to tend*
me: *gets picky over minor things*
me: procrastinator extraordinaire™