the lark now leaves his watery nest

[monohna]

MATTEO ALWAYS COME BACK 🔨🔥🔥🔥

[monohna]

unc novak did leave the contacts of his go-to etsy witches to the lower-ranked players on his side of the draw, right?

[monohna]

his superstitious ass will never let sponsors unveil fun teaser ads during rg ever again 💀

[monohna]

of course Mauresmo decides to go on court to have a peek as the sun's setting on the last day of the heatwave, so they can announce that there's no need to alter the heat rules nor to renovate those AC-less stadiums, even though the only two sets of retractable roofs can't block the sunlight

[monohna]

matteo playing gruelling five setter+super tb took decades off my life

onto fourth round 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[monohna]

just realized all the beautiful wilson men’s kits died on the singles side :(

[monohna]

rest up ❤️‍🩹🧡

[tieheartbreaker]

— Ubitennis — May 28, 2026

[monohna]

matteo defeating a french player at RG in straight sets is healing ❤️‍🩹🥹

[monohna]

if this is to restage atp shanghai 2025, then we will have a non-maindraw winner 👀

Faria (Q) / Kouamé (WC) / de Jong (LL)

[monohna]

finally i can rant about this. the way tennis journalists "interviewing" top players is insane. the ones stand out the most:

"are you concerned that your luck might run out?" >> hinting preferential treatments

“do you dream of losing?" >> my gut tells me this person was complaining him winning too much

“do you think it's hypocritical to wear diamonds and call for more prize money?" >> calling saba hypocritical

"do you need a mental break?" >> this really left me speechless. iga's clapback was too polite considering how rude that journalist was

probing questions after losses are fine, but please, stop framing negative insinuation as questions. if you can't wish them all the best like sane people, just keep those toxic ideas to yourselves

[monohna]

// RG R2 v J. M. Cerúndolo //

heartbroken but proud of jannik for fighting till the end ❤️‍🩹

think the biggest concern for him playing a packed schedule might be his immune system. he sounded nasal in miami and kept blowing his nose throughout the clay masters, and today his unwellness doesn’t seem to come entirely from heat and cramp/tightness in his legs

keep the positives, now he can rest up and prepare for the grass season. but we really need a non-zv, non-dj rg winner, please step up, youngsters!

[monohna]

going into a fifth set, my concern is whether he took the pickle juice!

[monohna]

the AUDACITY they say it’s not yet the hot time in this city

[monohna]

❌ his body betrays him

👉 no one should be playing outdoors in a heatwave

[monohna]

at iw final he started cramping slightly right before tb. my hypothesis is that his durability limit under scorching sun to be two hours

[monohna]

sinnerball starting at noon tomorrow, and matteo is scheduled for a night match against french cousin

given the thunderstorm forecast, this might be the best slot that he can get on court before the humidity rises, without waiting for the prior matches to complete 🧿

plus, matteo's second round is almost guaranteed to be a 3+ hour battle. they want to maximize the chances for their fourth round date ❤️