EMERGENCY BROADCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you are located near the earth sector, then you need to ecavuate NOW. the 44 class Kaiju (codename MAUS) has entered the solar system SOL. there are already extreme earthquakes happening on every planet, we have a reporter there now.
dalek Steve(callback!!):
"EARTH IS NOT DOING ALRIGHT, FRANK. I AM CURRENTLY LOCATED IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE SOMEWHAT NEAR THE SOUTH POLE. THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SCREAM IN PAIN, ICE IS FALLING UPWARD. I CAN- OH MY GOD. I RENOUNCE EXTERMINATEING! OH GOD! PLEASE NO- kshhhhhhhhhh"
... as you can see, its not doing well. as of this moment, Pluto and Neptune have already been consumed by MAUS, killing billions of lives already. anything past the middle asteroid belt has time to evacuate!
wait? what's this? @azathoth-offical COMEING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR??????
OH MY GOD, AZATHOTH, RECENTLY CANCELLED ELDRITCH GOD, HAS JUST SLAMMED MAUS WITH A STEEL CHAIR! OH GOD!
this battle is huge! jimmy, get this on video! there are bits of flesh and viscera flying everywhere! what? azathoth- HUGS MAUS? NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR- KSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH
... azathoth has just nobely sacrificed themselves for the entire solar system. MAUS is dead, and the explosion ripped apart both of them big enough to stop the gravity waves... ahem.
this is still an emergency broadcast. Saturn and Jupiter will bear the forefront of the explosion, but earth and the rest of the inner planets will take a heavy toll. we will update as we gain more information.
end broadcast.
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