monster factory enthusiast

call me rev ▼ they/she ▼ i talk a lot in tags

[monstercapitalism]

at what point did you fall off on graduation? I’m curious bc I never made it through either

super early on u_u i think i only made it a couple eps in & that was years ago

[monstercapitalism]

hi random post to point out ive changed my name back to the ol' monstercapitalism 👆

[mancydrew]

❝ Dick Cheney your reign ends here ❞

          ❝ No never. I’m -  I’ll be the Vice President of sports❞

[wondersmark]

today is HER victory

[trillgutterbug]

damn google that’s rough

[snapdougles]

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2022

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2024

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2025

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2022

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2024

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2022

[monstercapitalism]

still lusting thrusting busting for avi adventurezone in the year 2024

[podcastwizard]

despite popular belief i'm perfactly fine

[chryseis]

FYI every purchase of any of The Adventure Zone music on Griffin McElroy's Bandcamp will be entirely donated to the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund for the rest of the year. His music is set at 'name your price', and the McElroys are also going to match the donations.

If you've listened to even a bit of any TAZ campaign, you surely know what a fantastic musician Griffin is, and there is no better time to purchase his music than now.

[montrosepretty]

The tonal contrast between the boys vs. sloane and hurley in petals to the metal really gets me, especially because I like to imagine what it would be like if the focus was shifted. You have this tense lesbian drama with questions of power, control, and morality, one woman desperately trying to save her partner from unimaginable cosmic forces that have twisted her to the point where the former not sure if she ever really knew the latter. and in the background you have three guys trying to hide a body

[montrosepretty]

Ent this tag is killing me

[howlbear]

[shiarempress]

Transcript:

Man (right): Could you be a voice actor?

Justin McElroy (left, speaking over Man): Oh! Actually, I was in the movie, um... Trolls World Tour.

Man: Duet this to find out. Four scripts... fifty seconds...

Justin (still speaking over Man): So I think- Sorry. You're great. You're good. I was- did you- see, th-that? It's ok.

Man: This is the car commercial voice over challenge. Startiiiiing now.

Justin: Somebimes- [Starts wheeze-laughing for a solid 7 seconds] Subaru!

Life is full of things to worry about. S-luckily younew Soyolla Corolle it's the industry standard leading sabey and design and won' be one of 'em. Toyoba. [Laughs] Let's gooooo. Places.

Superior design... Oustanding quality... And the drive... to innobate... Merce...bees Benz. [Laughs] The best... or nothing.

F'right now Ferd brmrnchn- you can lease a Ford two oh two one Ford Escape for as low as 189 a month so go further. And visit local Ford dealer, right now. Thank you. Thank you very mu- [Video cuts off]

[mosswatching-deactivated2021090]

He killed them

[toomuchtortuga]

[monstercapitalism]

might fuck around & relisten to the entirety of balance just to become a washed up old coot & bring back this blog

[chharliedayarchive]

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

[chaoticfandomthot]

Alternatively: create the content and become adored by like 3 people forever

[muntiller2]

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag your friends kicking and screaming into it

[epersonae]

Alternatively: create your own unpopular ship and drag complete strangers into it who then become beloved friends

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[cynassa]

When will I get a post about how SHE committed atrocities but SHE'S my special little guy and also SHE looked hot while doing it

[laughterkey]