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All other me’s have been evicted into their own fucking space, I’m fucking sick and tired of loosing and breaking my shit. It isn’t cheap keeping this place up and running you little bitches!!! >:c

So I’m coming back slowly, may take some time but you fuckers need to sort your shit out.

#// constellation update //

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#this portal omggggg 😍🖤✨#magic posting

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look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

New achievements unlocked:

It has teeth +50

Yeeted over 50 yeards +10

Boob shot +5

Baby cabinet +6

Hole in one +7

Death by snu snu +100

What can I say it was an interesting night and I don’t regret nothing~~~~

I took that shit like a champ and I’ll fucking do it again bITCHES

#achievements #asks

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dugaodna

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#THIS IS GOTTA BE ME YO #WHERE CAN I GET THIS ACTUON P L Z #🌶 posting

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Giant werewolf boyfriend drawing I did for my buddy Kevin Casas.

These are his original characters Omar and Dom. ✨

#YES Y ES YESSSSSSSS <3333 #I NEED ME ONE OF THEM #SWEEP ME BOY

theradioghost

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

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for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

galuby

dude, i think that’s a fairy

#HA #prepare for an eternal feud buddy

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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izzyfromdeadspace

@monstercox4u

monstercox4u

LOVE YOUR MONSTERS PEOPLE THEY DESERVE IT

Why is there a sign on your bathroom that says 'don't flush your fucking eggs'? What's the story with that?

Oh Jesus fucking christ okay so let’s just say you’d get sick and tired of having to unclog various egg types from your bathroom too if all your alters shared a paradoxical cabin.

Like honestly it could be both someone laying eggs having been pumped full of them, some kinky bastards be kinky okay? And I ain’t shaming

But I sure ain’t fucking wanting a repeat of the clog that caused a mass chain reaction and simultaneous egg explosion from the bathroom

that shit took weeks to clean up not to mention the fucking SMELL MAN! I at least offer mine to the abyss as a snack!!!

Tldr? Flush your fucking eggs or I will flush you in tiny pieces next.

#like enjoy your eggs sure but not in my fucking toilet please #asks #anonymous

I got this ask so I wanna know who the FUCK beat my balls record?!?! And just to clarify for Constellation records this is not a response and it is a record.

#// constellation update //

hotvampireadjacent

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

dat-soldier

#cackles #get fucked lads

[Insert video of a certain sunbather falling off the roof] Dude whose supposed to be watching 7816?

Oh my god are we fucking sure Izzy hasn’t got a curse to fall off roofs?

And I don’t fucking know who’s supposed to be watching her I don’t have those kinds of admin rights!

You messaged tech support? Or Cin? He’s better at keeping track of that shit.

Wait… Jfc if you got time to video it go help her asshole!!!!

#asks

hyrude

remember: it is ALWAYS morally correct to wear shorts that are way too small. it is your right to have your ass cheeks out. if you ever find yourself thinking “do i really need to show hole to go hang out with casual platonic friends?” that is the devil talking. you do. you need to