nOmmOnster

"Me want cookie! Me eat cookie! Om nom nom nom"... surrender your cookies!!...i eat anything and everything, including pizza, pasta, hamburgers, sushi, icecream, as well as normally inedible objects.

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[imeanifeellike]

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

[jeanprouvaires]

I don’t even know what to say

[dboybaker]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

sir you can go and right fuck yourself!

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[mcufam]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If people only laughed in conversations when they truly found something humourous, conversations would be very awkward and tense.

[feministism]

[memehumor]

[ameriqan]

goodbye children

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[faribabyyy]

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

[screamingbroccoli]

Have u ever seen a wet samoyed?

[small-dragon]

B….bear?

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[hotboyproblems]

[ethugs]

Jesus Christ

[striders]

[gahdamnpunk]

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

[0nighthawk0-deactivated20200912]

They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him