Hi I'm Sam and I like monsters

"Your results may vary, may induce sleep deprivation, nightmares, paranoid delusions, delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, illusions of spiders, mouth bleed, visions of the apocalypse, visions of death, death, and constipation."

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you

right

now

[tardisex-deactivated20130826]

I encourage those who are to share them with me.

[yazzydream]

She makes da rules, sucka.

[pandaxmonium190]

Source

[cjoesketch]

Day 3: Favorite Dragon Type

It’s three am. I have four separate projects due in less than two weeks. What am I doing with my life.

[fox-ontherocks]

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

It doesn’t matter how many times Mewtwo makes poptarts…when the toaster pops he will run terrified

[freshwatergobys]

its ok to be sad!!

[monsterfair]

500chocolatepuppies replied to your post:oohhhhh there’s the sad there it is I was...

!! no no nono! :( hugs?

heh. *hugs tightly*

[monsterfair]

peeandbubbycat replied to your post:oohhhhh there’s the sad there it is I was...

im rly bad at comforting ppl but ahh feel better!! idk what’s wrong but oh nononono be happy! (◡‿◡✿)

thank you, sweet pea~ I'm just lonely. Which happens way, waaaay more than I'd like.

[monsterfair]

oohhhhh there's the sad there it is I was beginning to wonder where it had gone

[monsterfair]

jinglydeerass replied to your post:*whining pathetically* someone kiss me and then...

oh darling if you weren’t so far away~

someday someday

[monsterfair]

500chocolatepuppies replied to your post:*whining pathetically* someone kiss me and then...

>uO rr

bring it on

[i-would-rather-chase-the-sun]

my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her

i feel like this is a model of how the world should work

[spacemuffinz]

that is perfect

[monsterfair]

*whining pathetically* someone kiss me and then screw me and then maybe combine the two

come ooooonnnn

[askdemhomestucks]

[greelin]

give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you for giving it to me. as long as it’s not something like uncoolbutt mcboringface i will love it. and you. especially you

[monsterfair]

BOOOOOOORED