"Quod licet bovi, non licet bon jovi"

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

Don’t forget these beauts

[hydrogenbymoon]

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

[demigodofhoolemere]

someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The ghost, or?

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[boxercrab]

source

[bogleech]

no territorialism between different kinds of moral eels, they know they’re all the same ridiculous thing

[journeymanfool]

me and the boys

[impatientno7]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i love an irish accent though and how they’re just like fuck these letters i’m not saying them

[friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain]

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[coolxatu]

[lizowskii-deactivated20171023]

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

[wilburite]

me as a government

[toastbutteregg]

list of things to do when you’re sad:

eat chocolate

listen to music

order pizza

buy new clothes

watch movies

masturbate

[teathattast]

Cats of the Decade

[leonardusquill-deactivated20210]

Don’t forget these beauts

[hydrogenbymoon]

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

[kaijuno]

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[qjusttheletter]

sorry but which way are u transgender?

i tend to transgend slightly to the northeast

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[tiffbaxter]

Hark! The herald angels sing ‘Kah mee-mee a-tay’

[the-creepatorium-deactivated201]