Oh My, What Big Teeth You Have

They/Them || 25 y/o || Side blog Minors DNI -AGELESS BLOGS SHOT ON SIGHT- Two things to know about me is my fucker is monster and my neutral is gender

[monsterfucker-genderneutral]

Hello! I'm Jamie

This is a side blog

I am 25, queer, non-binary/agender, aroace, polyam

I am a bunny/sheep sub

My writing is tagged with ‘mine’

DNI minors/ageless, bigots (this includes terfs), thinspo, anti-life, unsolicited pics, irl rape/beast/pedos, raceplay

*32/32 users blocked for being ageless*

No irl images on this blog, drawn images will be tagged with 'nsftart'

Hard limits: incest (including fauxcest), underage, ageplay (no daddy or mommy!!), feederism or anything to do with disordered eating, birth, snuff, necro, gore, scat

Soft limits: pregnancy, lactation/nipple play, hypno, musk, revenge or corrective rape, pain

Kinks: cnc/noncon, monsters (if you’d believe it), piss, cum inflation, breeding and oviposition, group, public, humiliation, dehumanization, drugged/intox, size difference, petplay, livestock, primal

I do my best to tag things appropriately, but let me know if I need to tag something or if I miss something! Or even if you just would like for me to tag something.

Everything on this blog is fantasy, I’m not interested in sex at all irl, let alone the shit I post about lmao

People I would be following if this wasn't a side blog (let me know if you want your name off, idk the etiquette for these kids of lists and if you ask first or what, so sorry if this is crossing boundaries! ^^; ):

@ftmfetale

@knotbinary

@otter-pup

@naughtyforjor

@cnc-pet

@bigbaddomm

@bunny-cncunt

@theclassslut

@barbarian-lesbian

@exalteds

@petitelittlebrat

@muttmedley

@barbiedollangel

@luca-the-studbull

@muttmedley2

@tastefulsidefang

@donotpercievemeplease

@strange-private-fantasies

@badhabitsincorporated

@monstermeat666

@grungler9000

@paw-thetic

@lambyboyyy

[monstarofucker]

There’s so much appreciation for nonhuman genitalia when it comes to dicks and I love it but honestly there should be more love for nonhuman pussy too. Some pitches:

- double clit. Like, if something has a double dick then the same species can have a double clit, right? Double the fun for the monsters with vaginas too

- similarly to the previous, double vaginal channel for expert level fingering

- aphrodisiac slick. Just, aphrodisiac slick

- creature whose genitals are basically sealed when unaroused so you have to slowly tease the slit and worked it open

- inhuman labia? Like multiple sets of them, or in multiple colors, or in strange shapes

[kn0tty-fr34k]

And cookies/spades. It’s a basic one, sure, but one that I’ve noticed a lot of people shy away from, which is so bizarre considering how popular knotted/canine dicks are

[goodboyhellhound]

a monster whos vaginal canal is lined with cartilaginous bands, similar to an esophagus. maybe it can even pull things further into it too

a vaginal canal thats all bumpy and textured, like how there are a BUNCH of monster dildos with weird bumps n stuff

prehensile clitoris that can wrap around the base of the penis of whatevers penetrating the monster

mazelike vaginas similar to ducks and dolphins, requiring expert handling to give the monster a good time. maybe it eats you if you dont please it well enough, idk

retractable teeth in the vagina for if the beast doesnt like what youre doing

maybe little osteoderm-eqsue ridges internally, again similar to the bumps from earlier, but rougher

[hydrahowl]

you pet me

[hydrahowl]

you Pet me

[monsterfucker-genderneutral]

Sheep sub gets stuck in a fence and a wolf finds them and knots them. The sheep dog finds them covered in wolf scent and wolf cum and instinct kicks in to mark their territory and knots the sheep. The wolf then comes back to find their prey now covered in dog scent and dog cum and knots them again. And so on and on until the sheep is gravid with cum and fucked out of their mind. And none of them think to just free the sheep bc they’re all just dumb animals and need the shepherd to end the cycle.

[lambyboyyy]

Oh noooooo my wool is so thick I'm stuck between two fenceposts! I better keep baaing to alert the sheep dog that I'm stuck!

That looks like the sheepdog! Baaaaaa!!!

...oh....ur not the sheepdog...

Why do you look so hungry?

[lambyboyyy]

Fill your lamb with cum call that a

✨shepherds pie✨

[hoofpeet]

Chop chop chop !!!

[hoofpeet]

What if a sheep couldn't tell the difference between a wolf (might eat you) and a guard dog (will protect you) would that be fucked up or what. And what if it didn't run away from a wolf because it had learned to associate sharp teeth with being protected / what if it kept running away from the sheep dog because it can't comprehend the concept of safety

[sapphling]

love the cute flirty little things girls like to say like "you're so soft" or "you're shaking, are you scared?" or "you don't have to be scared of me" or "my teeth aren't as sharp as they look" or "i can show you, you just have to let me in" or "let me in" or "let me in." or "let me in. let me in. let me in. let me in. let me in."

[cnc-pet]

I think it would be fun to be someone's pampered puppy alongside a bigger dog sub(/switch). Maybe the other dog is like a hunting hound while I'm a pretty show dog or something idk.

Maybe I like to rile up the bigger dog and get them jealous until they snap, knocking me over with a single bat of their huge paw. Feeling them growl in my ear as they mount me and fuck the brattiness right out of me...

I just think it would be fun to alternate between being a pampered prized pet for owner and a stress relief bitch for the bigger dog

[lambyboyyy]

thinking about having an affair with the sheepdog

She comes to the barn covered in another animals blood, dripping off her body

She needs to blow off steam and her favourite sheep is the best way to do so

Sheepdog always stinks of blood and as the nights of her coming into your pasture and mounting you, you associate the smell of blood with horniness

[iph]

[lambyboyyy]

I wanna be a pet at a party. I wanna be in my room doin my thing on my bed during a house party when someone opens the door and goes “awww lamb!!” And starts petting me and praising me causing more people to come in and admire how cute I am. They rub my tummy and give me scritches, admiring my horns, petting my ears

They all progressively get drunker as the night progresses and their touches get,,, personal

Eventually the door stays closed and they all start taking turns fucking me 😵‍💫

[lambyboyyy]

Hmm chupacabra girls

Goat sucker you say? 👀😵‍💫🫣🐏

[lambyboyyy]

Polycule of sheep being a herd,,,, much to think about

[lambyboyyy]

Hey puppies with herding instincts 👀 Im outside the pasture you should bark and chase and bite my ankles and pin me down and give me sloppy kisses and rut into me and-

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "