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he/she/it 23y/o, tme, venmo me for being sexy @emeraldwhale p.s. I talk about sex a lot. if that's not something you wanna hear about don't follow me ✌️

[emeraldwhale]

Art blog: @emeraldwhale-art

Tags:

#4l8tr - stuff to look at later

#links 4l8tr- links for later

#emerald all time favs - favs tag

#st◇ned - highposting

#ask em - asks

(Friend tags under readmore)

Friend Tags:

<3 barracuda - Kieran

<3 piranha - Hannah

<3 marlin - Dog

<3 swordfish - Sunny

<3 catfish - Mikey

<3 whale - Me

<3 cuttlefish - Wren

<3 oarfish - Angela

<3 tetra - Posy

<3 gar - Jazz

<3 goldfish - Phil

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[acerby]

Toxic Dollification is when you get turned into a Funko Pop

[misscammiedawn]

Pretty sure I could spin this into something someone would find alluring...

Imagine. My every word, sealing your mind inside of a plastic cage, as your mouth is reduced with every breath, eyes becoming wide and static, leaving you as a lifeless and empty thing. A simulacrum of life, a reflection of a reflection.

Oh I'm sure some of you out there enjoy your dollification with those vapid smiles. Those poses. Making you sculpted into a specific form. Imbued with purpose and made to be appealing. Isn't it nice to know you no longer have agency in appearing pretty and being treasured and adored. A good dolly is to be prized and treasured and kept and adored.

No.

That's not what you get.

Funko is not there to be adored. Funko is not there to be prettily positioned or shaped. It is not a window to an animated smile or an empty and vacant expression showing how objectified you have become.

Objectification is too desirable, too precious, too valuable for what I shall do to you.

A Funko isn't owned to be coveted and adored. It's owned to be owned. It's a cheap piece of plastic that says "I own this", "this is mine" this is a meaningless Thing that I do not interact with. That contains no life, no animation, no soul, no love.

It is a token of possession. Empty beyond empty. Not drained of life and granted allure in that which it lacks; it is so lacking that it could never be mistaken for ever having been associated with life and form and function and affection.

Let me drain you so fully of vitality that you become less than an object, less than trash. You can pity trash. You can imbue meaning into an object. You can project on to those things.

I'm going to hypnotize you and transform you into something so devoid of value, meaning and emotion that you're just a meaningless shape.

A Funko Pop.

[misshypnofascinated]

Horror stories that rings... something

[shadowbrightshine]

I did not enjoy that.

Incredible work!

[residentevildash-moved]

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[mellifexfarm]

eat my ugly

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[waywardwarren]

I painted your ugly

[flaskrobonoid]

anytime i do a character ask game I am reminded that this is the kind of person I am and its awesome i lov e my this

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[were--ralph]

Genuinely, what happens in those games?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[elamarth-calmagol]

Confused by the numbering choices here

[janmisali]

that's the order numbers go in.

[virtualgirladvance]

but the middle one?

[janmisali]

4 and 5 do in fact go between 3 and 6

[afeelgoodblog]

Great moment

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[hotvampireadjacent]

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month