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he/she/it 23y/o, tme, venmo me for being sexy @emeraldwhale p.s. I talk about sex a lot. if that's not something you wanna hear about don't follow me ✌️

[emeraldwhale]

Art blog: @emeraldwhale-art

Tags:

#4l8tr - stuff to look at later

#links 4l8tr- links for later

#emerald all time favs - favs tag

#st◇ned - highposting

#ask em - asks

(Friend tags under readmore)

Friend Tags:

<3 barracuda - Kieran

<3 piranha - Hannah

<3 marlin - Dog

<3 swordfish - Sunny

<3 catfish - Mikey

<3 whale - Me

<3 cuttlefish - Wren

<3 oarfish - Angela

<3 tetra - Posy

<3 gar - Jazz

<3 goldfish - Phil

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[were--ralph]

Genuinely, what happens in those games?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I'd summon twin scythes

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

really cool

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[elamarth-calmagol]

Confused by the numbering choices here

[janmisali]

that's the order numbers go in.

[virtualgirladvance]

but the middle one?

[janmisali]

4 and 5 do in fact go between 3 and 6

[afeelgoodblog]

Great moment

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[hotvampireadjacent]

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[r0zeclawz]

crazy soundscape in this video but what really sticks with me is the title. single sock solutions. its like theyre sponsored by socks

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[vee-dmsr]

[wisedreamdelusion]

NICE STORY OR IMPROVE MORAL CATEGORY

[puppiesdoglover]

Puppy with a clever brown hat

[puppiesdoglover]

My idea

[puppiesdoglover]

Yes i want it

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life