[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

They keep giving it to me?

[monsterofwalls]

AI makes me feel like the main dude in the guy who didn't like musicals

[tieflingkisser]

[a-thousand-suns-one-more-light]

If you’re still on windows 10 it’s there as well. Tho it’s under Devices>typing>typing insights.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[gumbiedots]

why are they always doing amatonormativity to ryan gosling characters.

like. phm grace is told he should agree to a suicide mission because he doesn't have any friends or family. barbie movie ken thinks he needs a girlfriend to be complete. lars from lars and the real girl is so lonely that his brain creates a girlfriend, not even necessarily for the sake of having a girlfriend but for the sake of having a venue to connect with other people through. k from blade runner 2049 has a hologram girlfriend that he clings onto to feel like a human or whatever, i don't remember that one as well. but idk it's weird to me. i guess this happens in a lot of movies it's just funny to see it happen over and over again to ryan gosling specifically.

[iwasthesouthernpansy]

Kinda obsessed with how many of Ryan Gosling roles are about a man who is a presented as having no worth and identity outside of his role to the narrative/some grand cause. You have the Driver in Drive — you never even find out his name. You have K in Blade Runner 2049, who is a technically a human being but biologically different enough for people to simply treat him like a weapon. Ken — who only sees his worth as an extension of Barbie. And of course my baby Ryland Grace, who is forced onto a suicide mission because he has no family and he has the knowledge to be useful. All of these roles have the characters struggle with their identity, some to tragic ends.

Because as a woman it feels so familiar to be whittled down to roles and have your autonomy stolen. You’re a mother, sister, daughter — before you are a person. You are expected to suffer for others around you, especially if that other is a child. And seeing this Hollywood hunk play these roles is just fascinating to me. You know that meme where Reddit bros look at Ryan Gosling and say — he’s me? No he’s ME. I’m appropriating it.

(I need more book recommendations with this vibe, and yes I know about Murderbot)

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[valtsv]

i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy

[valtsv]

pro lifer comes back wrong and they're really upset about it because they didn't get a. a. a ch

[deathlyfandoms]

There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

[my-nameless-bliss]

good news: there is!

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[notahorseindisguise]

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

[wolfythewitch]

what’s your fav WHA ship?

Qifrey/olruggio as my serious answer with agott/coco as a very close second

But also beldaruit n king dean intrigues me. Not like romantically per se but like the dynamic there

[monsterofwalls]

The best part of my day is when i realise wolfy is in the same new fandom i'm in

[wolfythewitch]

Wolfy, I am confused, are we shipping Grace with the Eridians? Or is Grace more like a pet / bestie in your opinion. I have no clue what's going on because I wake up and I see some artist has posted a picture of Grace smooching Adrian and I am confused

I think if one of them died before their time the other two would kill themselves but what they do in the bedroom is none of my business

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[miragefannumber3]

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[petrovascope]

something something courtland feeling like sisyphus but then managing to get reach the top of the hill (saving claire), ryland turning back to save rocky a la orpheus but successful, colt falling like icarus but surviving

all three of them surrounded by tragedy but still managing to survive

[oneoflokischildren]

the child is too lonely, let's give him a famous twin brother and an older spy brother and detective grandparents and a fucking convict who he can have a QPR with and he's still a teacher and yes, somehow Rocky, Adrian and Eva are there too..

- the PHM fandom about Ryland Grace