Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast

Monster Porn is the weird fiction and horror podcast you hide under your bed from your mom! monsterpornpodcast.com

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New! Introducing Starbat!

When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she’s not dead. She’s dressed like some sort of Goth cosmic superheroine and has been sent to shepherd Eddie’s shade to the center of the galaxy…a journey to oblivion that becomes derailed by horror.

But first, Bret and Matt have rediscovered an ancient gateway buried in the sands…a gateway to a much radder world full of pow and blam and fragga-boom, a gateway to the world of comic books…Bret and Matt enter the COMICSGATE. (That’s what that means, right??) Hear MP054 - “Starbat” on Apple Podasts, Spotify, and other podcast providers!

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Surprise bonus episode!!

MPB11 - “Many Things About Tomorrow”

In “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood, it’s the near future and the world is on “Pandemic 3” when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he believes to be the End Times. Will it be an armed confrontation with the Sheriff’s department or the two demons that have been following him to cause his downfall?

But first, Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator, is on the verge of a cryptological breakthrough!

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New episode, monsterbators!!

MP051 - “Break” [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins

In "Break" by Matt Cummins, college student Claire’s life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane.

Listen now on Apple Podcasts and everywhere!

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Surprise Bonus Episode!!

MPB10 - “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy”

It is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the truth, and now a whistle-blower going by “Sinatra” is trying to tell him the world somehow managed to forget that one of these discs CRASHED at Roswell in 1947! It’s nearly too much to believe…until his next terrifying encounter, which reveals the horrible depth of the UFO conspiracy!

But first, Alex Jones and David Icke join Bret for a conspiracy roundtable…Brace yourselves for weird!

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FIFTY episodes, monsterbators!! THANK YOU for making this happen!

We celebrate our 50th with

MP050 - “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole”

Listen now on Apple Podcasts and every podcast platform!

Also, visit our website to get in on the MP Mail Sack! You'll get a brand new editorial from Matt reflecting on 50 episodes of MP and access to our forthcoming digital magazine format!! MonsterPornPodcast.com

Thanks, and godspeed, monsterbators!

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New!!

Hear "TALES FROM THE QUARANTINE" on Apple Podcasts & other #podcast apps!

Presenting two weird short stories to get you monsterbating through #quarantine! Original #horror fiction for degenerates of good taste and questionable moral fiber! Listen now!

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New on MP:

“Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares”

A primordial force re-emerges during a university field trip to the museum, an entity that could humble the Olympian gods, to whom the mightiest men are but toys…Behold the highest horror, a terror beyond the reach of Titans…Cupid.

Hear it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and other platforms!!

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New episode, monsterbators!

MP047 - “The Battle of the Bulge” [Body Horror] by Matt Cummins!

Warning: this episode is graphic!

In "The Battle of the Bulge," Max isn't sure about his wife Lizzie's desire to have another kid, or about the squat fertility goddess she's placed on the bedstand, to which the kids have mysteriously begun leaving offerings...Brace yourself for body horror on today's brand new Monster Porn.

Listen now, on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more!

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New episode, monsterbators!!

MP046 - Wroth Chronicles: “The Heart Where Once Was a Hole”

Introducing the barbarian Wroth in this weird sword-and-sorcery romp! But first, Matt continues to drag Bret and Puggles along on his road trip quest to investigate Stephen King’s Maine mansion!

Hear it now on Apple Podcasts and other podcast apps!

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New Episode!

MP045 - “For Your Service” [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins!

Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author!

Today's feature story is "For Your Service" by Matt Cummins. Alex has trouble settling back into civilian life after Iraq...and the demonic child soldier stalking him in the shadows isn't helping!

Hear it on Apple Podcasts and other popular podcast apps!

Listen now!

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New episode!

MP044 - “The Cow in Reverse”

A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene visitors whose communication and alien intelligence (if they are intelligent as we understand it) are a mystery. It's sci-fi with a dash of horror today on Monster Porn!  

Also, the hosts come down with Wuhan corona virus. #wuhanFluAintNuthinTaFWit  

Hear it on your preferred podcast app!! 

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New Episode!

MP043 - “Ghost Cat”

In "Ghost Cat" by Bret Norwood, Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father bought a house on the site of a massacre from the Indian Wars, and now there's a peculiar puma pacing the ridge...

Hear MP on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and most major podcast apps! Godspeed, monsterbators!!

Listen!

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New Episode!

MP042 - “10qt,” a scifi / horror satire by Matt Cummins Get your tinfoil hat and sex robots ready! We’re going to bunker down for the apocalypse! Hear it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and the rest

Listen now! https://link.chtbl.com/mpp

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New episode!

MP041 - “Pastoress: Midnight Mass”

New episode! In “Pastoress: Midnight Mass,” Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic events of “Whosoever Believeth,” and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET’S SLEIGH SANTA!

Listen: https://link.chtbl.com/mpp

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New Episode!

MP040 - “Sucker”

Monster Porn presents...uh, what might be the closest thing to actual porn we’ve run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story “Sucker,” it’s like the acclaimed film the arrival, only it’s the smut knock-off of the same.

Hear it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all the major podcast apps!

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Surprise bonus episode! Who's ready for another CREEPY QUICKIE! 

Monster Porn presents the super short horror story "A Text in the Dark"! 

Hear it now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and most other providers!

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New episode!

MP039 - “Pastoress: The Hesychast”

If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Hear the entirety of the Pastoress series on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and other podcast apps. 

Listen now!