Just A Daydreamer

“Keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed “-Kratos (God of War III)

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Masterlist

Star Wars

Imagines

Growing up with Obi-wan Part 1 and 2

The Quarry

Imagines

Calling Travis Hackett a pretty boy

Travis Hackett seems like the kind of man who...

The Batman

Imagines

Giving him a peck on the cheeks

NSFW Finding you high

Kingsman 

Imagines

Undercover with Agent Galahad and Merlin

Hogwarts Legacy

Headcanon

Professor Sharp has. . .

[spineless-lobster]

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

[julius-caeser]

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

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I JUST WANT TO BURY MYSELF BETWEEN BATMAN AND SUPERMANS BIG BARA BOSOMS IS THAT SO HARD TO FUCKING ASK PLEEEASEEE

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I’m not one for pregnancy tropes but have y’all heard about pets being protective over pregnant spouses?Imagine Krypto “No boundaries” Superdog who’s usually chaotic 25/8 being the sweetest and most overprotective dog over you.Legit being so calm and gentle with you,walking next to you everywhere and anywhere,keeping an eye out for anyone suspicious,and laying near or against you and your belly but with Clark?Does not hesitate to let your husband know he’s NOT allowed within even 8ft of you and even seems to growl and glare at him like he did something wrong by breathing the same air???And Clark is just over there like “That’s my spouse and future child????” and he’s trying to bribe Krypto with the usual treats and toys and that’s not even working.Just Krypto actually being the definition of “always standing on business” for your pregnancy and after😭

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all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far

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Happy Star Wars day! May the Force be with you! @swsource Star Wars Week: Day 6

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Started playing Baldur’s Gate 3 roughly two weeks ago and it’s very narcissistic of me to have romance’d Astarion because of how similar and alike we are 😬

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“We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” by Ella Eyre but it’s Astarion x reader

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Headcanon that Professor Sharp has tattoos and not anything small either.I’m talking like full sleeve on both arms and/or on his back too.Probably first got one when he became an Auror and since then he just got more.

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Hi,I’m going to disclose some top secret information to the Aesop Sharp simp community fan club.He’s 6’3” or 190.5 cm.You’re welcome.

[4everflowercore]

😩♥️ How did you find out? I’ve been dying to know

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The key was Professor Ronen.His character model is apparently 6’1”(185.4cm) so doing some comparison,the female MC model is around 5’3”-5’5”(or 160-165cm).Then I compared the character model to Professor Sharp and that’s how I figured it out.I was doing this on PS5 so I may be off but if he isn’t 6’3”(190.5cm) then he definitely isn’t shorter that 6’2”(183cm).I could alway be wrong though 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Hi,I’m going to disclose some top secret information to the Aesop Sharp simp community fan club.He’s 6’3” or 190.5 cm.You’re welcome.

EDIT: How I figured it out.The key was Professor Ronen.His character model is apparently 6’1”(185.4cm) so doing some comparison,the female MC model is around 5’3”-5’5”(or 160-165cm).Then I compared the character model to Professor Sharp and that’s how I figured it out.I was doing this on PS5 so I may be off but if he isn’t 6’3”(190.5cm) then he definitely isn’t shorter that 6’2”(183cm).I could alway be wrong though 🤷‍♀️

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“You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desire.Night and day,I dream of you.Do you even know all the ways a lady can be seduced?The things I could teach you” and “You have bewitched me body and soul” but make it an Aesop Sharp x reader(No OC’s) fanfic.

Pssst feel free to use and please tag me if someone decides to use this idea

This lives in my mind rent free

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Diffindo?More like DILF-indo?Haha get it???

This man is so fucking fine and can (disrespectfully)Descendo my back anytime

Edit:Did everyone get Hogwarts Legacy for Christmas because the amount of notes have drastically increased since Christmas lol

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I rewatched Kingsman because it’s a DILF movie and y’all can’t change my mind.Colin Firth and Mark Strong had zero reasons to be that attractive.This has been in sitting in my drafts for a long while and I hope y’all enjoy this!

You’re the newest addition to Kingsman who joined a year or two ago so you know the other agents well but the ones you got along the most were Agent Galahad and Merlin.

You work well with the both of them and gone with them for numerous missions(separately).

It wasn’t hard to crush on the both of them considering how wonderful the both of them are with the bonus of how easy on the eyes they were(looking respectfully,of course).

With it being a serious workplace environment and the both of them probably seeing you nothing more than as a co-worker or newbie,you knew nothing more would come out of it and was content with the way things were.

So when Arthur needed all three of you to go on a mission together,it was a bit of a shocker.

You know that Galahad and Merlin worked together for years and are the best at what they do.So with you still being relatively new,this mission made you nervous and it doesn’t help you admire the both of them immensely.

You guys would be undercover at a gala at some rich asshole’s mansion and would need to find some important documents.

The mission required you to be in close proximity to each other due to whatever reasons.Sounds difficult when you don’t want to be suspicious,right?

The solution?You will go undercover as a sugar baby and the other two as your sugar daddies.

Since they’re both gentlemen,they would discuss if you’re okay with doing what’s needed to convince people of your roles.

The amount of endearing nicknames they would call you and the amount of touching just honestly makes me blush.

(Not me imagining having to sit on one of their laps as they’re whispering in your ear the plan and the other leaning down to kiss your neck to be able inconspicuously listen and breathlessly whispering back down your neck. . .I’m not fine)

BONUS

You guys are about to get caught in a room that you guys definitely shouldn’t be in.What makes people more uncomfortable than to see public display of physical affection especially when it seems a bit too physical.

Good thing Merlin and Galahad are really good actors.At least,you think they were acting,right?

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Happy 21st night of September at 9:21PM!

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One day they’re going to make some sort of live action cringy Alpha werewolf true mate type of A/B/O 365 Days movie because it blew up on Booktok and/or Wattpad and I’m going to be on this site truly watching it burn like the hellsite it is.