Monsters, Oh My

Secondary blog for my monster interest. Masterlist I follow back from pickleprickle

[monstersohmy]

Masterlist

Cryptids and Human Sexuality: A Study By Dr. Nina Ferris (or Nina’s Monster Diaries) (f!human x various monsters)

Chapter One: The Beach

Chapter Two: The Faun

Chapter Three: The Gorgon

Chapter Four: Royo's Interlude

Lanterns in the Dark (f!fairy x m!minotaur)

Rhoswen of the Fey and Minos, terror of the labyrinth, find companionship in a world that doesn’t understand them. (Haven’t decided if this one is going to get smutty or not).

Chapter One

Chapter Two

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Ritual by kolokas

[kaileighblue]

I'm sure he's not thaaaat heavy.

[relithel]

comm for a friend's novel

[darklinaforever]

You have an unhealthy obsession with watching women fuck monsters + the desire to shove this narrative down everyone else's throat. Maybe it's time to go to a therapist.

Or maybe you're the one who has no culture or intelligence. Which is probably the correct answer.

Oh and I guess Guillermo del Toro needs to go to therapy too in this case.

[svenskkaktus]

Another orc for #artfight ! This is a revenge on artfight.net/~TwiKittyOof 💚

[svenskkaktus]

If I see a handsome orc I have to draw them 💚 Character belongs to www.instagram.com/Citrusgummy/

[p-p-pan]

Book Accurate Frankenstein’s Monster

[littlestpersimmon]

we are much alike

[artbydavidjlopes]

. Durin's Bane .

[lucy-harker]

BILL SKARSGÅRD as COUNT ORLOK NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

[semisolidmind]

seaweed mimicking merfolk before mermay ends

is he pushing her toward the surface or pulling her into the depths, who knows

[peachandpinwheel]

one of the hundred things I love about Andor is that in the end, all the villains were destroyed not in an epic showdown with the rebels or whoever but by the machine that they worked for. syril was a faceless casualty of the genocide he helped create. dedra was done in for putting ambition over conformity to the machine, and she took down partagaz, who essentially created her, along with her. even heert was quite literally killed by his own droid and his own men. all of them were crushed by the wheel they dedicated their lives to keep turning. it's just so deeply deeply satisfying.

[lieutenant-kettch]

I only want good things for Alien Hospital Granny and hope she gets well soon and gets another Niamos vacation.

[rnarccus]

Finished coloring this picture of my OC Khar'Gol!

[nsfw]

[byjove]

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

[byjove]

while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.

[luidilovins]

There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.

Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.

Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.

If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being.

[dragongirlknot]

every now and then I think about the giant crocodile goddess from runescape and sigh dreamily

[dragongirlknot]

milf