Woah its Rick

Hey, I’m gonna start posting art to my main tumblr @ http://monstrousrick.tumblr.com/ Feel free to follow if you want! :D

[joy-crimes]

this “stephen king” guy is out here writing scary books that frighten people and we’re just letting him????????

and who made him king of the stephens anyways????

[phillip-bankss]

[frostedpuffs]

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

[frostedpuffs]

AH, YES, THE HORRORS™

[inauspicious-augury]

I'm just glad that we as a society have finally accepted that Dracula is really a tits out kind of vampire

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Sexy Vampire Singlet with attached cape

[parkchanwoohoo]

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

[parkchanwoohoo]

[lickithrice]

[uncuthrylvr]

[lickithrice]

[awesomesaucetodd]

[leolaroot]

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

[leolaroot]

[popepauljohn]

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Ornery Goblin

“Nobody ever listens to my complaints! Not even when I use the listening stick.”

Artist: Johann Bodin TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[nunjournal]

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

[katelyn-danger]

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

[smallmariofindings]

Officially licensed 1995 Donkey Kong plush from Japan.

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[jame7t]

I reprogrammed the sex robot to start killing btw

[tira3sii]

[pickypicnic]

[lickithrice]

I’d like to cuddle in the sun ☀️