confessions of a 1am insomniac

god, i'm sick of sleeping alone

[comfortableinteriors-blog]

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

[avant-bard-deactivated20190304]

“erm…okay”

[tovakiin]

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

[morebarkthanbite]

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

[roachpatrol]

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

[coltre]

my room is slowly turning into a lovely jungle and I love it

[jessitheyogi]

[zackisontumblr]

“That’s me and I’m voting Bernie. I’d like it if you took the pic down.”

It appears that Hillary is no longer inspired by this woman

[danger]

[shouldnt]

SO MY GRANDMA HAS THIS LITTLE MAN THAT HAS BEEN SITTING ON HER FIREPLACE FOREVER AND I DROPPED IT AND  HIS LITTLE SHIELD FELL OFF AND I THINK I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

[peachiw]

[sheswanderlost]

[fuks]

[leightaylorwrites]

Why did I randomly remember this video

[leightaylorwrites]

guys watch this it’s hilarious

[leightaylorwrites]

I will not stop reblogging this until each and every one of you has seen it

[thatsthat24]

Makes so much sense that this kid is the voice of Finn from Adventure Time

[alotofbeautyinordinarythings]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[liberalbutnotpartisan]

Yes, I prefer Bernie Sanders. But if Hillary Clinton’s the nominee, I’m voting for her. I will be damned if I live in a country with a President Cruz or President Trump.

[elloellenoh]

Important to remember. We must vote. If you choose not to vote because you prefer Bernie over Hilary or vice versa, then it essentially becomes a vote for the Republican party. Please vote.

[apparenthly]

[love-personal]

[love-personal]