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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

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THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

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oh i’m loving this already

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*Meanwhile, on Twitter

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outfit concept

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where are the pants………

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this is more of a pussy poppin jutsu kinda look

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There are a number of spooky tales from Louisiana, but one of the most enthralling is that of Manchac Swamp. First of all, Manchac is rumoured to be haunted. It’s also rumoured to be the haunt of Rougarou, the Cajun werewolf. As well as that, it’s said to be haunted by Julia Brown, a once practising voodoo priestess, who put a curse on the entire town the day she died. Legend says that on the day of her funeral in 1915, a deadly hurricane ripped through the town, destroying three villages and killing a number of people. A number of curious visitors to the swamp have reported hearing shrill screams from a disembodied woman.

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when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

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This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

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me: *awake at 2 am*

my meat: no……please…………..no

me:

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THIS. my favourite piece ever. BUCK

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neil degrasse tyson listening to walking on sunshine: haha this song is great, but unfortunately you can’t walk on sunshine. its too hot!!

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actually the reason you couldn’t walk on the sun’s surface is because it’s not dense enough. the surface is actually only about 7000 degrees - hot enough to burn you up very quickly, but in a heat-resistant suit you could last for a little while, long enough to take a few steps at least

but unfortunately you would fall right through the surface and quickly fall towards the center

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