burnout personified

absolutely great rack, kinda quiet

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[lady-bohemia]

microdosing friendship by hearting posts but never actually talking to anyone

[chernozemm]

I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[thebarbieghost]

Genuinely don't give a fuck about criticising movies. All I care about is if that movie was fun to watch or not.

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[anarchistmemedistro]

chat we are all in a battle against richard nixon’s immortal soul

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[dykecinema]

Me about multiple women: this is the most beautiful woman in the world

[loveridden1999]

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[cowboygirlfriends]

Tagged by @solid-six ! Thanks!! <3

“you have just met a new person. they seem very cool. you hope they also think you are cool. they ask what your five favorite books are. which books do you say to sum up your coolness and subtextually beg them to be friends?"

- The Odyssey tr. Emily Wilson

- Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

- How far the light reaches: a life in ten sea creatures by Sabrina Imbler

- A day of fallen night by Samantha Shannon

- The return of the king by J.R.R. Tolkein

I think the only moot I haven’t seen do this one is @yourlocalegotisticalqueerishere , no pressure!

[bebemoon]

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me