Dogs must think of us like we think of Elves - all knowing, live forever, and capible of magic.

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Dogs must think of us like we think of Elves - all knowing, live forever, and capible of magic.
The hardest things for human being to do is to know themselves and to change themselves.
Aldred Adler (via wordsnquotes)
☝🏻#truequote
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “I’m sorry daddy; I’ve been very naughty” are simultaneously saying very similar and very different things.
Okay, so I never post pictures that aren't carefully angled or where I'm not sucking my tummy in, but pictures like that aren't really good for progress pictures. I started working out today and I plan on actually sticking with it this time so these are my unedited no tummy sucking or fancy angles 'before' pictures.
There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.
Reminder..
someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?
me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
Randy Johnson actually felt so guilty for exploding that bird, he was not proud at all
You never realise how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun.
I want you next to me, in my bed, your clothes making friends with my floor. Love me hard enough so we wake up the neighbors.
Nishat Ahmed, Literary Sexts (via wordsnquotes)
that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face
All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo
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I basically just want to travel and have sex.