Sign contract, become magical.

RETURN TO THE SEA. THE GOLDEN AGE WILL RETURN AGAIN

[catgirlmimikyu]

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

[catgirlmimikyu]

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

[dogpuppy]

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[sororisdoll]

self affirmations

[asofteredge]

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

[aowna]

A bottomless curse, a bottomless sea...

[jackalopeonline]

pokes you. pokes you. pokes you.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[frogus]

[boviboy]

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

[boviboy]

[catchymemes]

[fleshdyke]

Please tell about the second defense mechanism i can't find anything online about it

yeah i wasn’t sure how much was online abt it so here’s a video 👍

[noctomania]

Holy shit

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[orcboxer]

Cassandra: I have seen the future and it is really, really stupid. They're hiding in the fucking horse.

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[wowhead]