Sign contract, become magical.

RETURN TO THE SEA. THE GOLDEN AGE WILL RETURN AGAIN

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[mevil]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[ach-sss-no]

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

[mysteryteacup]

Brandon Sanderson: What's the difference between Gollum and Sauron?

OP: Skill issue.

[tainbocuailnge]

expensive instant noodles try and fail to copy the quality of fresh noodles but cheap instant noodles taste good as their own thing. this is what shirou emiya meant with "there is no rule that a fake cannot surpass the original." only by embracing their fakeness do instant noodles become good.

[mochipuchi]

does anyone have a link to that one post where its like a bunch of girls in a school and I think they were doing a fortune teller bit or something but a bunch of boys go up to them with their problems and everytime they just recommend something to the effect of "have you tried crossdressing?"

[memoryofmemories]

This one?

[mamoru]

if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

[mamoru]

it seems there are even more problems with this plan than I first thought. learning a lot today

[howdacookiecrumbls]

what was the problem you had in mind

[mamoru]

well compared to those it seems silly now. not to speak for the entire human race or anything here, but the way lobsters communicate is not typically considered ideal.

[zoomane]

oh.

[cipheramnesia]

Finally, piss rich communication.

[laurenthemself]

All the millions of years of animal evolution and linguistic development on this planet have culminated in this post, to be quite honest.

[stickthisbig]

How dare you say we piss on the lobsters

[up-north-values]

[b0nkcreat]

worst part about changing the batteries in a wiimote is putting her fuckass panties back on i gotta strongarm that greasy ass 2006 rubber casing like a wwe wrestler yellin HEAVE HO out loud to nobody

[karl-likes-men]

@controllerpervert

[b0nkcreat]

controller who now

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

you've heard of Death Note, now get ready for

LiveJournal

[finalfantasyvii]

why doesn't tweety's whore have a beak its grossing me out

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[sillysymbol]

Do u have the gif of those two guys on a date slapping their foreheads bcuz of something obvious

cupid I'm gonna be so real I have no idea what you are talking about.

[parkayquarts]

american psycho if they were on a date

[ouroborosorder]

IT'S THE WORLDS MOST MARVELOUS SUNDAY IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AND A SUNDAY? OOOOHHHH BABYY

[swarnpert]

insane fucking slogan

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[jackapediablog]

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon