moolahassface.

Nicole. 30. She/her. My interests are all over the place, but I mostly reblog stuff I find funny, horror, and Ice Nine Kills/Motionless in White.

[oneheadtoanother]

[fording-the-styx]

[badassdemonsword]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[emmiegoesinsane]

[karvina]

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

[under-the-knife]

Caramel // Sleep Token

[losingmymindtonight]

logical brain: it’s just fanfiction… you’re writing this for fun… it’s okay if it’s not perfect as long as you enjoyed creating it

monkey brain: everything I write must be groundbreaking

[theorangepdf]

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[animentality]

[deqncas]

literally glued together

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[gallusrostromegalus]

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[goldensunset]

hi your post reads like a poem to me

[leftoverluck]

Being mentally ill sucksss like idk why I did that either

[puppiegracie]

[melsglasses]

Dork4Dork action

[highpitttitsgabagool]

what the fuck