hi

if you know me irl know this: whatever happens on this fucking blog fucking stays on this fucking blog.

[oryeo]

So I’m sitting there, the weight of stress and anxiety on my titties

[chubby-bunnies]

[1o9]

[tiktokarchive]

“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I love this duo

[ripe]

The Phyllomedusa Bicolor (Giant Monkey Frog) covers itself in a skin secretion to avoid drying out in the sun.

(source)

[cowten-deactivated20220510]

Big pretty frog puts on sunscreen while lounging

[chazelle]

[zombeesknees]

#the directors commentary at this point says that Darcy is saying ‘yes I know’  #but what he’s trying to say is ‘yes I know YOU’  #[the blogger makes a small sound of distress]

[le-slut-deactivated20250810]

me @myself:

[alltheladiesyouhate]

little (100% canon) things i love about the end of pride & prejudice that don’t usually make adaptations:

Lizzy offers to burn The Letter because Darcy’s embarrassed about how bitter he probably sounded when he wrote it

Darcy tells Lizzy that he told Bingley he was wrong about how Jane felt. Lizzy (parphr): “Did you decide that for yourself or were you just going off what I told you at Hunsford?” Darcy, the stubbornest nerd: “No, I figured it out for myself” Lizzy, sarcastically: “okay, Darcy”

When Lizzy tells Jane she’s in love with Darcy, Jane asks her if she’s joking six times

Next day: Darcy and Bingley show up at the house. Mrs Bennet’s upset that Bingley always brings Darcy. To get rid of him, she tells Kitty and Lizzy to take him on a walk. Bingley: “Kitty looks sick. Maybe Lizzy and Darcy should go…….. by themselves” Mrs Bennet: “I’m sorry Lizzy you must find a way to survive this” Lizzy, sarcastically: “Oh nooooooo”

 Direct quote, Mr. Bennet on Darcy saving Lydia: “It will save me a world of trouble and economy. Had it been your uncle’s doing, I must and would have paid him; but these violent young lovers carry every thing their own way. I shall offer to pay [Darcy] to-morrow; he will rant and storm about his love for you, and there will be an end of the matter.”

Lizzy writes a friendly, clever letter to her aunt and uncle that’s included in the text, the next line is “Darcy’s letter to Lady Catherine was in a different style”. The text of Darcy’s letter is omitted

Jane and Bingley move in next door to Lizzy and Darcy

[afro-elf]

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill” 

[cognitohazardous]

[cognitohazardous]

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

[yamcha]

[thedarkestlovee]

I think about this video often…

[badacts]

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[eleonorpiteira]

Guillermo Del Toro retweeted my art, those RT/like numbers are ridiculous, I suddenly have more than 1000 followers on twitter (when yesterday I had less than 600), my Lyra illustration got more than 1000 notes here on tumblr (+ more followers)… I don’t know what’s happening anymore!!!

What I mean is: THANK YOU

[eleonorpiteira]

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH TODAY OH MY GOD

[eleonorpiteira]

sorry y’all, I changed the canon of the movie sakdjfadasjkdjkhdsaf

[samus-hiatus]

THIS IS WHY IT’S IMPORTANT TO REBLOG ART!

[falsedetective]

my budget is a fucking mess. i‘ve got the spending habits of a victorian dandy on the salary of a medieval serf. i’m living like post-incarceration oscar wilde with prime 2-day shipping

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[paramorecrave]

1200000/10 to hozier