Moon Boy

🌙•he/him•Gay•16•♎️ I like boys. Kinda lonely and looking for gay friends (Or a boyfriend idk?) HMU on snap c_mccall02

[moon-boy5-blog]

How is it possible to miss something you’ve never had?

[moon-boy5-blog]

If I had a crush right now I would shoot my shot so hard I swear. But I am missing a boy to have a crush on which is the problem so therefore I am sad and trying to study for a bio test that I will probably fail and dreaming of a boy who doesn’t exist.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[prvttymlm]

new cryptid: a boy who will date me??

[moon-boy5-blog]

One of my new life goals is to watch a horror movie on a subway train

[chaos-nblm]

I’m stupid please come kiss me

[rainhann]

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.

[harperjenkins]

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

[but-is-it-gay-tho]

gay history

[scoundrelnurlife]

has this post reached “always reblog” status yet?

[deadaccount528258835]

Ken and Barbie are both Bisexual

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said "ill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautiful" and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

in that moment i really was ready to do any thing if she had held onto my hand and ran in to traffic i wouldve followed like a lost puppy smeared in red sugar entranced as persephone was to the pomegranate i wouldve died right there with out a second thought and i couldnt even fault her for beguiling me so, in that moment, love was so easy ; it was blameless

[idiotwithasword]

boys things that make my brain goes HHHUHFEAKAZKKZELKSDKL

messy hair

when their boxer stick out of their pants a bit

guy’s hipsss

and tummy

facial hair 

their neck

their colarbones

this dumb grin when something stupid is happening

did I already mention the messy hair ? Well I’m saying it again because we don’t fucking talk about it enough

backbones

their voices dammit 

like when they sing ? beautiful !

when they’re all soft with you it’s kgkkfkdkgjksgjjfoi

when they’re needy

boys are cute

and sexy

I’m gay

[ax3shreder]

• that adorable cluelesness

• being nervous

• when they tell you about something they love and they get all exited

• when they try and teach you something

•Im gay

[i-made-such-a-mistake]

when they’ve been using the wrong name for something their whole life an jus fine out

when they push their messy hair back !!!

when you’re teaching a boy and he is listening so intently

when they’re blankin our an not payin any attention at all

they’re,,, hands,,,,,

i’m g ay

fight me they’re all cute

every boy (even me!! and especially whoever sees this)

[black-and-blue-mlm]

H A N D S

jawline

(idc if any of these are repeating)

when they let you play with their hair

when they cuddle with you

their laugh when you’re with your friends, like an out of control real laugh

sOfT LoOKiNg LiPs

handshandshands

hey did i say hands yet

holding hands

their hands when they draw

when they mess with their hair

bbbbboy

[lunarmothsystem]

🎃Fall mlm things🎃

Holding hands while walking through a corn maze

Jumping into a pile of leaves together

Sitting by a fire cuddling while drinking hot chocolate

Riding hayrides together

Couple costumes for halloween

Giggling while showing eachother your silly Jack O' Lantern designs

Going to all the fall festivals together and eating Carmel corn.

Sitting on a hay bail, his head on your shoulder, as you both listen to a local band. Everything is wonderful.

[realitytvshow]

New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter

[uncookedtrashmonster]

“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”

“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”

[nxrcal-deactivated20221223]

this is better than buzzfeed unsolved

[saiasus]

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”

[bluraycharles]

my inner demons tasting my self-doubt every morning 

[spookynadja]

A few of my favorites from a series of paintings I’ve been working on titled, “Halloween All Year”

[micycle-myers]

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

[beepboop7676]

now we REALLY NEED to attempt to summon Satan on friday

[thedongthong]

We AREE. But we gotta get some Scooby snacks to fit the whole thing yk lmaoo

[beepboop7676]

Yessssss

I'll see if I can grab some on Thursday

[beepboop7676]

MLM/NBLM MATCHES

🎃🍁 Fall edition 🍁🎃

Attention fellow gays

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

So this is basically a little Fall/Halloween match up thing. I have seen two of these go around for August and I thought since halloween is just around the corner why not make one.

The form is pretty simple and I tried not to complicate it too much. it should take you 5-10 minutes to finish it at the most .

I'm currently planning on keeping it open until September 25th but I might extend it if I don't have an even amount of people join by then.

PLEASE REBLOG SO IT DOESN'T FLOP, I BEG YOU

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

me: *thinks about being manhandled into a tango by a villain singing about their evil plans*

[moon-boy5-blog]

Ok..... so just hear me out..........

........ a boy just waking up to you in a bookstore and talking to you

[posiviibes]

FRIENDLY REMINDERS

• you’re not weak for asking for help.

• you’re not dumb for not knowing things.

• you’re not selfish for wanting better than what you have now.