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medieval peasant walking into a cathedral: okay wig

i need a garden….. i need a cottage and i need a garden… some gardening gloves…… a watering can…….. and a strawberry patch

jane-suzy

La Chinoise, Godard (1967)

jewlsies

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

atlasri3ing

this made me cry I needed it so bad

foulserpent

mike’s hard chamomile tea

pcgflowers

“bear with me” you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods

chaosboy

why do people always pull hip-hop and rap as a misogynist area of music? yes, many rappers are misogynistic, but it’s not the only genre. let’s talk about country music, about the preacher’s daughter trope, the cutoff jeans, the get-her-drunk mentality; let’s talk about pop music, about the drugs and the clubs and the possessive “love songs”; let’s talk about alternative music, about “she’s not like other girls” and the manic pixie dream girl; let’s talk about classical music, about the exclusion of women now and in history.

let’s talk about how everyone’s first reaction is to villainize a primarily black genre before criticizing literally anyone else.

ohyouprettytacos

Lou Reed, 1976-1986 by Andy Warhol

lesbianhoneys--blog

women’s body hair is attractive and if you disagree you’re wrong

lesbianhoneys--blog

if you disagree it’s actually because you’ve internalized the unrealistic body standards created and perpetuated by men in order to facilitate the idea that women are hairless beings but like you’re still wrong

notable-spinster

sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones

tooiconic

“sure, not all black people, but a lot of black people, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

This is exactly how you sound.

prophet-of-tesco

“sure, not all muslims, but a lot of muslims, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

notable-spinster

lettuce consult the fbi data:

Of the 1,864 women murdered in 2010, 91% were killed by men. (by contrast, of the 3,872 men murdered, only 9% were killed by women). Of all the women murdered (by either sex), over a third were killed by a husband or boyfriend. women have legitimate reason to fear men, even the ones they know.

Of the 3,327 white people murdered in 2010, only 13% were killed by black people. 3% were killed by other or unknown races. white people do not have a statistically legitimate reason to fear other races.

women’s fear of men is based in reality, not bigotry. white people’s fear of other races is based in bigotry, not reality.

tardisesandtitans

This deserves much more than 294 notes

weavemama

Mother’s Day brings me so much stress bc she deserves everything and I have a quarter

weavemama

and it’s a quarter she gave me

awed-frog

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

thestraggletag

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

sailorvagina

it’s Asian American and Pacific Islanders heritage month and that means reminding everyone that America stole Hawaii for sugar money, forced Japanese ppl in internment camps, exploited Chinese workers while also denying them entry and set south east asia for fuckery w their imperialism :)