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eggyboj

my beloved hobie

prokopetz

Prompt: the ideological opposite of a catgirl.

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so, a catgirl is a human woman who has taken on certain traits of the cat, which is a housepet known for its temperament - it is affectionate when it chooses to be, but it must choose to be. the appeal of the catgirl is the implication that the woman has decided, much like a cat, that the viewer is worthy of affection. thus the ideological opposite would be a feral creature that is known for being tame except for when it is provoked. countless examples of this exist in nature, so to narrow our options we will select one which is generally considered “scary” as a parallel to the “cute” cat, as is also as far away as viable from a cat. as an extremely social invertebrate, compared to the relatively solitary and spined nature of the housecat, i believe the hornet is the perfect choice; despite popular belief hornets are not aggressive unless and until they are given a reason to be.

then there is the fusion of cat and girl. the catgirl takes the “cutest” and most traditional elements of the cat - ears, tail, and whiskers - and assembles them onto the girl. thus, our inverted catgirl ought to take the most disturbing and detestable elements of the human and assemble them onto the hornet. for this exercise i will propose the spine (deformed due to our bipedal nature compared to most creatures), the chin (a structure that no other animal possesses), and the penis (for obvious reasons).

thus, we can safely conclude that the ideological opposite of the catgirl is

prokopetz

Take your prize and get out of my house.

thedisablednaturalist

We need to talk about how so many queer spaces are inaccessible and even actively hostile to physically disabled people.

thedisablednaturalist

The reason I bring this up is because at my colleges LGBTQ office they got rid of the general trans and ace clubs and instead have themed meeting weeks where each week is targeted to a certain community demographic. Obvious issues aside they had a week for neurodivergent queers and no week for physically disabled people. Which was very awkward for the person telling me to admit as I sat in my wheelchair staring at them. Like why not just have a general DISABLED week?? I felt purposely excluded. I felt like crying as I left, because that space had been where I met my found family and had been a safe space. But it was completely changed after the quarantine and I didn't feel welcome anymore.

That is just a simple example of the ignorance, neglect, and ableism in our communities. While neurodivergent queers are welcomed with open arms, physically disabled queers are left behind. They love using us as a way to get money (donate to us to help disabled queers! *Shows picture of person with green hair in a wheelchair or with crutches*)

It's not having adult changing tables, sharps containers, etc. in gender neutral bathrooms. It's blocking off handicapped parking at pride parades. It's not having seating available (at NO EXTRA COST) at pride events. It's not requiring masking at even INDOOR CROWDED MEETUPS. It's the queer abled people who treat me the exact same way as straight abled people do. It's the glares and stares, like I'm TOO much of a minority and making them look bad. Like you can't be disabled AND queer AND neurodivergent. Not to mention if you are a POC as well!! It's a disabled queer alumni crying in the gender neutral bathroom because the place that felt like home was suddenly unwelcoming to people like them.

We all know what it's like to feel unwelcome, so we should know and do better.

thedisablednaturalist

Not to mention how disability pride month (July) is constantly forgotten in favor of "pride wrath month"

starjammin

The Barbie trend but they are both Ken I mean look at them-

pupyjpeg

My absolute hottest take is that, from a culturally relative perspective, no food is bad. None of it. It's an expression of culture, art, history, ecology, material conditions, subjective taste. It's all inedible pap to somebody and the taste of childhood for someone else. Americans be eating cheesed burger. Pea wet is as good as gravy in Wigan. The French eat snails and the Inuit eat seal, the Germans eat sauerkraut and the Russians drink kvass, the Inca ate cavy and the Romans ate flamingo. People around the world have been eagerly awaiting their serving of simple bread or thin porridge or fermented milk product or pickled whatever-the-fuck since we learned to cook food over fire. We all love the slop we grew up eating. Food is a reflection of millennia of culture and loving human artistic expression. Attempting to extrapolate largely harmless online food banter into actual serious comparative rankings or half-baked critical analyses of cultures based on how much you subjectively don't like what they eat is a miserable way to live. Live a little. Peace and love on the only planet with food.

pupyjpeg

This is a post of critical support for bland English cuisine and unhinged Brazilian pizzas and everything else I don't understand. Turning food, something literally every person on earth enjoys, into a moral or cultural judgement is, well, if it's not full-blown reactionary and parochial... then it's at least kind of nasty, huh?

catmask

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

catmask

BRO?

batsarebetterthanpeople

Reblog if you're self indulgent and perverted lmao

bemusedlybespectacled

fellas is it perverted to think happy thoughts

cassie-darlin

whatever dude

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

please tell me how umbreon is between a dog and a mollusk

cassie-darlin

yeahdragon

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

yeahdragon

There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.

Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much

susiephone

ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

ken saw barbie punch the douchebag and was like “LET’S MAKE THIS A PARTY” and joined in on the smackdown

alternatively, the guy’s friends tried to jump in and ken wasn’t having ANY of that

ken saw barbie getting shoved into a big car with bright lights on the top and was like “OH BOY! can i come too?? 😊😊” and just kind of tagged along

alternatively, he realized what was going on and was like “EXCUSE ME OFFICER i too have committed A Crime so please show me to The Jail with my beautiful girlfriend” so they wouldn’t be separated

ken got in trouble for trying to help barbie escape but in his defense no one TOLD him resisting arrest is a crime because no one told him what being arrested or crime is

ken didn’t know who these men showing up to take his girlfriend away were, but he could see she was very upset and excuse?? you cannot take barbie away from ken without her permission??? so long story short, ken punched a cop

ken fully burned something down earlier and the cops were like “two birds one stone” when they came to get barbie

megamindsupremacy

apple-the-bluebird

I’m still absolutely astounded at that moment yesterday when Bad gave Slime a egg with Juanaflippas name on it

It’s like giving a grieving father a toy doll with ‘hi! My name is (dead daughter)’. The utter cruelty

apple-the-bluebird

I would have killed him the moment I got it. No words, no talking, the sheer disrespect

I mean I would have died immediately after by getting jumped by everyone else, but it would have been worth it

fuck

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

don't do this to me

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

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block-swing-perry

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

im-currently-killing-you

no i am

block-swing-perry

i am simply a ghost now

ghost-now

no dats me

block-swing-perry

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

Spirally

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.