Recklessly Abandoned

                                               tired and gay, gay and tired                                                  they/them  

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

[thebootydiaries]

you (parties, wears make up, takes selfies): hey XD 

me (reads books, been to home depot, knows 3 different tree species, googled “picasso” on multiple occasions): i cannot find my glasses; hello, whom are you,

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[leopharry]

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

[qiyra]

those born under the sign of the bees:

have emotions

think thoughts

is likely introverted or extroverted

has at least a few friends

was born at some point

[vangoghld]

James Abbott McNeill Whistler

Nocturne in Black and Gold (The Falling Rocket)

1875

[joeinct]

Tenement Rooftops, Hoboken, NJ, Photo by Geroge Tice, 1974

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[antique-scarecrow]

tag yourself I’m a partially see-through pervert corrupting the ocean

[vikings-and-scots]

[officialunitedstates]

The microwaves been beeping for the last six minutes. I open it and it keeps going. I close it and it keeps going. Beep beep beep, to no one’s delight but it’s own. I turn my back and it stops. As if it wants an audience. Or demands. If I was not late for my swimming lesson I might amuse it. Beep on, I resign, beep on. Who am I to deny you your song? For my own is too often quelled and silenced and beaten back. Your one note is dull, but it is your own. My many notes are full, but are overthrown.

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

[the-shortest-story]

oOH MY GOD

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[ink-the-artist]

Pepsi

[rolodextra]

Pepsi

[moonboyinthesky-blog]

bepis

[couriers-mile]

Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.

Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.

Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.

[bnq]

Dwarves have more cake than a bakery how DARE you

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney

[mantaphase]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[marthawells-deactivated20181223]

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

[medievalthymes]

know what I hate? how uni’s have all of these “de-stress events” and preaching about mental health around exams but don’t actual want to fucking do anything about the shitty system of education they’ve created that literally makes kids have anxiety attacks and suicidal thoughts. yes education should be challenging, but it should not compromise your wellbeing for it. it’s like saying “yeah we realize the system is horrible, but here have free hot chocolate, it’ll make everything better”. the education system is flawed and broken and they know it, but they could care less. 

[cowboysuggest]

got spurs surgically attached to my ankles at Claire’s