So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder
girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers

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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder
girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers
Knowledge is the most solid foundation for every journey.
obsessed with mass market paperbacks. their pleasing rectangular proportions. how they fit badly in a hoodie pocket so you can drag them around everywhere with you like a temporary little buddy. the way they fit in your hand because they're MADE for human hands and not as bookshelf decoration. the way the pages feel when you riffle them gently with your thumb. How pristine and crisp they look when you get them and how creased and folded they look when you're done, even if you try to be nice to them. how that wear is okay, how that's correct actually, because they're made with the philosophy that books aren't meant to be PRETTY, they're meant to be read. that little ripple new ones get on the left side from where you hold them when you're reading, the way the ripple only goes as far as you've read, because u change stories by reading as they are changing you. how you can find thousands of these creased and folded and loved little dudes in every thrift store and used book shop and neighborhood library and you can instantly see the ones that someone carried around in a backpack for weeks or read to pieces or gave up on halfway through because they wear being read like fresh snow wears footprints. I love these poorly made, subpar little rectangles so much. truly the people's books.
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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:
A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs
I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke
Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly
Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.
So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?
MA'AM.
[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.
Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that
im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s
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surprising absolutely no one, local disease nerd (me) is having an amazing time in disease ecology class. i have a good feeling about this term - i'm excited about the challenge of new courses and secure in the knowledge that i am capable of success.
i do wish it would snow, though ❄️
I passed
1 - my hand stained by crystal violet
2 - lab exam pt 2 score
3 - lab exam pt 1 score
4 - unknown morphology #2
Lab exam tomorrow. I'm learning all these bacteria and I will pass my exam
if you befriend enough weirdos you can get lectures for free
lestat somehow ends up having beef with taylor swift because she released the 15th version of her new album the same day the vampire lestat album came out and made it go number two on the charts. his fans are mad and they say she’s not a ‘girl’s girl’ because they think lestat is secretly using she/her pronouns. this causes MAD discourse on twitter because people say lestans (official name of his fandom) are co-opting struggles of real trans/genderqueer artists and that lestat is clearly just a cis white man who thinks his aesthetic is cool and hip with the times but he’s actually super cringe. lestat has killed his pr team so he tweets himself in response to the drama and says that mademoiselle swiftié is a perfectly fine musician but she’s basically a baby compared to his long relationship with music. swifties ratio him on twitter calling him ‘an old queen’ and ‘world’s worst father’ (this is because they read international bestseller interview with the vampire). lestat has an emotional breakdown and cries for three days and he eats his makeup artist for making him look old. his producers are desperate and they ask daniel molloy to fix him because daniel is the unofficial vampire therapist now. vampire daniel’s idea of fixing lestat is to go on a blood bender with him. somehow this works because in between victims daniel tells lestat to stop being a little bitch and grow the fuck up. here lestat understands for the first time why daniel and louis are friends and asks daniel to telepathically call louis for him because he needs him. daniel tells him to eat shit. as they return to lestat’s shack (yes he still lives there when he’s not touring) they find out that swifties have doxxed him and showed up to the shack to ravage it. lestat starts crying again while daniel falls over himself laughing and records everything and posts it on tiktok. armand likes the video 0.3 seconds after it’s posted. throughout all of this louis is on a beach somewhere enjoying a quiet night, he telepathically asks daniel how lestat’s doing and daniel tells him to not even worry about it.
#dubai trio in season 2 (insp: ½+½)
+ the old man in question:
Vulture reviews The Vampire Lestat’s new single (x)
not romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (drawn on the same layer)
if they want to get rid of you they’ll have to get rid of me too
let the tale seduce you, just as I was seduced 🩸🗡️🕯️
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