Burning the Moon

This is the personal page of Kristen: college student, writer, 2nd degree black belt.

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Terry wrote to me and he said  ”You have to do this ”- he began this email, I went back and looked at it the other day -  ”I know how busy you are, but you are the only person who has the same understanding of and passion for the old girl that I do, so you got to do it ‘cause I want to see it.” And I said yes. And very shortly after, Terry died. So now he couldn’t see it.

So I had to make the thing that he wanted, which meant it became kind of a mad passion project. The things that if it was a me-project I would’ve given away on, things I wouldn’t have held the line on like some kind of a mad-eyed prophet.

Suddenly I’m going ”No, you cannot take this out. This is going to be in there. Because Terry wrote that scene and he would have wanted to see it, so it’s in there.” And they’re like ”Oh, but do you know how much money we could save if you don’t actually see Agnes Nutter being blown up and arrested and dragged to the stake, we got this idea,” said an early bunch of producers who later left, ”that we could have woodcuts and the narrator explaining what happened. Isn’t that just as good?”

And I sort of mentally run that by the ghostly Terry Pratchett in the back of my head, it’s like: ”Terry, is that just as good?” And he’s like: ”Fuck ‘em.”

[brilliantlyhorrid]

[knitmeapony]

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

[commiehilfiger]

RPG’s be like

[itsindigowhite]

I’m offended

[omigawdmatt]

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

[scatterbrainedhypatia]

@mastersamson88

[triforceofdoom]

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

[confusedbyinterface]

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

[triforceofdoom]

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.

[sirfrogsworth]

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

ʷᵒᵒ

[doggosource]

caged and enraged

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[tomloki]

I love one (1) fanboy.

[wiselwisel]

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

N U N   R A V E

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

[debonairbexar-deactivated202108]

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

[ampervadasz]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Dance to anything

[mooncinders]

My senses are confused.

[thursday]

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[the-stray-liger]

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

[stacythepunkrockstegosaurus-blog]

THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!

[gifsandsound]

[sillyhonoguma]

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

[defunctzombie]

UNMUTE

[mooncinders]

I wanna play!

[katiecomma]

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

[whole-grain-wheat-thicks]

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

[frontier001]

Reynolds paid it himself, out of pocket. It didn’t come from the budget. He talked with Bea’s sons and they agreed to it for a donation to Bea’s favorite charity. ☺️

[katiecomma]

I did not know that. That’s so much better than I could have imagined.

[project-radfem-deactivated20160]

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

[ultimatesenpaikundono]

Reblog the hell out of this

[surprisebitch]

this is so brilliant oh my god

[moved-to-phantaysia]

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

[sherrlockked]

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

[asheathes]

“OCTOBER arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds.”