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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

solidsnakesasscheeks

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

plantski

why can’t we all just take a nap? a giant nap. a worldwide nap. it sounds pretty good to me.

heedra

i love shrikes because they’re horrible little carnivores whose feeding habits are grim enough to earn then the nickname ‘butcherbird’ but they look like this

elchadsantos

Day of the dead, Mexico City, Photos Instagram elchadsantos

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mirchive-blog

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

federalbureauofislam

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

tony-starks-heart

“Sorry, Tony… but Captain America’s more important than you”

alemicihan

oockitty

The immortals are getting bold.

mycroftrh

One of those is… Weird Al…

kryptonians

If anyone is nigh immortal it’s Weird Al Yankovic

muppethole-deactivated20240312

all i want is to have one of those ghibli moments where the protag is just lying in a breezy field with wildflowers and big puffy clouds overhead. that’s the goal here.