violence (and more violence)

All of you, quit your jobs immediately and go do that thing. It’s not our job to perpetuate the world—it’s our job to move it, sometimes kicking and screaming, FORWARD. You gaggle of fuckheads!... Chut Brimble out!

[moonkais3r]

☆ INTRO POST ☆

hii im moonkais3r !!! this is technically an 18+ blog as i am 22, but i don't tend to post/ repost 18+ materials. be aware!

tags

#mine - my posts!

#fanmail - answered asks!

interests

midnight burger, the mechanisms, project hail mary, the narcissist cookbook & webtoons!

characters of all time

bertbert, gunpowder tim, clementine, eva stratt, eldin & the ex.

bertbert pfp made by my wonderful friend (and fantastic artist) @aceofender !!!

[moonkais3r]

when you reblogged Leif in lingerie art from spextronaut you tagged it with "oh god. oh shit. my boner" and i NEED you to know how influential that has been. we quote it to each other regularly. i cant insert image proof here but i searched it in our discord msgs and there alone there were 10 results

this is essentially a fancy award for my groundbreaking contributions to the little gay people in my phone.

[genderless-void-in-a-jar]

About my midnight burger college au!

I’m gonna post another thing about it tomorrow

Ok so Ava Gloria and Marguerite are all roomates

Ava and Marguerite are theoretical physics majors

Gloria is a culinary major

Polly jean still the wife of the dean

Leif and Casper are roommates

Leif is an engineering major

Casper is a history major

Phil is also an an engineering major

Bert Bert and verge are roommates

Bert Bert is a journalism major

Verge doesnt attend college they bartend at a local bar with Fiona

Gloria and Casper are coworkers at a diner

At the diner Effie and zeb’s radio show plays and Gloria and Casper have inside jokes about it

Ava studies at the diner

Casper and Phil are broken up they coparent David who is two years old

Effie and zeb are mostly the same, they visit the diner and Gloria and Casper freak out because it’s the people from that radio show

Guys a might write a fic maybe if you want me to

[dumbasswithapen]

Wgat if Gloria and Ava fucked nasty what then guys. They deserve it.

[cool-person-yey]

dr ava maddox singing the masochism tango by tom lehrer like if you agree

[lake-yearner-unlimited]

Midnight Burger side character fan art? In the big 2026? I love them both so much, Leif fumbled so hard, TWICE

[moonkais3r]

if midnight burger cast ALL lived together, three people would be dead by the end of the first week.

[wizardlyghost]

immediately obsessed with fiona midnight burger and how much she is Going Through It lmfao. she was built in a lab to work at starbucks. she's from the planet 2012, where it's always 2012. she had her gay awakening at a suffragette rally. she may or may not technically be human and is Not Okay About It. she sounds like she's on the verge of a full existential crisis mental breakdown upwards of 70% of the time. 1000000/10 character for the ages i am putting her in a jar with twigs and moss as we speak.

[everrobin]

In light of the most recent episode of midnight burger, especially Caspars conversation with Fiona I wanna talk about how fucked up Caspars relationship with the diner is.

Everything he has is because of the diner. Including his life. But he knows that if he had the choice like all the others did he would run away because he just wants to be miserable. He implies that killing himself was definitely on the table if he hadn't been abducted and had things happen to him. But his goal was to be miserable, thats what was supposed to happen. Midnight burger messed it up. And he internally struggles everyday between the need to keep going because this is his life now and that original pull of him knowing he dosent deserve any of it and he must continue his sadness. He shouldn't be allowed to fight alongside the diner and his friends because they were forced upon him and they made the decision to be good people. He would not choose to be saved.

[doctorwhoisadhd]

do you think the diner (midnight burger) ever goes back to the same day like 2 seconds after it left like "no. We're not done here"

[sockimonki]

minsky doodle as requested by @reinstarnation 🥹

[moonkais3r]

leif i am begging you to look into psychotherapy

[moonkais3r]

who tf leaked the diner's groupchat.

theres a cop here trying to arrest leif for a hit-and-run. 5$ on at least one explosion.

[puppyriots]

Gloria midnight burger I love you you're my number one. It's a very quick drawing but I've been really obsessed with this podcast and as a Mexican myself hearing Gloria talk about food makes me so hungry.

[moonkais3r]

bertie from The Mechanisms 🤝 bertiluna from Midnight Burger

[reinstarnation]

and they both die in series. best friend of a guy (gender neutral) who will go apeshit on a dictator.

[moonkais3r]

bertie from The Mechanisms 🤝 bertiluna from Midnight Burger

[aceofender]

Attention midnight burger fans: this is your mayor, please clap for him

If you're wondering why the second icon in the midnight burger pixel series is Sparker, take it up with @espressonist