♛

✨I need a getaway. A quiet place to stay.✨

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[legallybrunette1997-deactivated]

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[mens-rights-activia]

Okay but any TikTok this guy makes is gold but especially this one

[toastbutteregg]

“start with the dishes on the sink”

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[cruxitedowel]

[irradiatedsnakes]

pringles iron maiden

[o-lanterns]

[reaches in]

AAAAAHHHGHHHHH!!! AAUUUGHH FUCK! SON OF A FREAKING MOTHER!!

[grabs chip] 

hoooh… okay. I’m okay. :)

[pulls my hand back out]

SHIT FUCKING HELL! AAAAHHHH AAAAAOOOOHH WHY-

[chip crunching]

mmm, yummy yummy! I think I’ll have another! :D [reaches in-]

[coffinflop]

[strangesigils]

How dare you try to hide this in the tags

[roland-d50]

[montereybayaquarium]

[nunyabizni]

I like how one of the most prestigious and respected marine institutions on the planet posted this with zero context.

[suneiku]

Like can we summon this m

[insufficiently-advanced]

like to charge reblog to cast

[antique-scarecrow]

A monster?

A Hero

[elodieunderglass]

Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

[glowpop]

women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life 

[funnysnake2019]

easy on the misandry, shawty.

[glowpop]

what on god’s green earth did you just say to me

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[overworked-strawberry]

what

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

I haven’t seen this at all.

[really-awkward-pics-of-nico]

Spam my inbox w/ hot chocolate i dare yall

[melvinandlugnut]

It’s that time of year again

[toastbutteregg]

[the-memedaddy]

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[randomsplashes]